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Thank you so much for the episode transcripts as I appreciate it a lot.
If I may ask, how long did it take to do one episode?
If I may ask, how long did it take to do one episode?
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That depends on if I do it all at once, or take breaks. Three or four hours without breaks, I think. That's why I spread the work out over a day, so I don't have to sit typing for several hours straight.
Are there any episodes in particular you'd like to see? Because so long as I have the entire episode (there are a few I'm missing parts of), I'd be happy to do them.
Are there any episodes in particular you'd like to see? Because so long as I have the entire episode (there are a few I'm missing parts of), I'd be happy to do them.
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Nos-4-a2
Agh! my computer keeps going screwey so I'll just give you guys a link to my transcript of Nos-4-a2 i finished two days ago
Agh! my computer keeps going screwey so I'll just give you guys a link to my transcript of Nos-4-a2 i finished two days ago
- Spoiler:
- Location: Deep space.
A cargo ship flies though space.
Voice on radio: This is flight control. Cargo ship Niner-niner you are cleared for passage through the gamma quadrant. Please log in with flight status.
Autopilot: This is Niner-niner logging in on time.
Voice: Ten- four Niner-niner. Flight control out.
Warp Darkmatter stands behind them, claws extended on robotic arm.
Warp: Hi there! (Autopilot spins around and sees Warp, accompanied by hornets, holding a large gun.) I'm Warp Darkmatter. I'll be you're hijacker tonight. (Points gun at autopilot.)
Autopilot: If you have any comments of criticisms (Ducks gunshot.) Please contact our 'Hows my driving?' department.
Warp aims for another shot, when Buzz Lightyear enters through a hatch in the floor. Lightyear blasts the gun in Warp's hand, vaporizing it.
Warp (Clenches fist.): Lightyear!
Autopilot: Buzz Lightyear? The pride of Star Command?
Buzz: That's right, my robotic friend.
Warp: Hornets! Blast 'im!
The hornets open their laser canons. The autopilot gasps, but before they can fire Booster drops through the ceiling and crushes them.
Booster: Sorry I'm late, sir. I had a heck of a time fitting through that airlock! (Looks at Warp.) Well Mister Darkmatter-
Warp leaps up and propels himself off Booster's head, turning on his jet back.
Booster (Looking up.): Aw man…
Warp: Better luck next time, Rookie. (Blasts down the hall. Speaking into communicator.) Hornets, rendezvous at the cargo hold, move it! Lightyears here.
Warp looks down and sees XR, eyes flashing red and blue with a siren sound.
XR: Alright! Pull it over, pal.
Warp: Oh great, the tin toy.
XR (Chasing Warp down the hall.): Not tin, a terrilium carbonic alloy. (Pulls up beside Warp on the wall.) And let me tell you, by the way-
Warp smacks XR off the wall with one of his wings. XR falls and skids on the ground.
XR: Yow! Hey! Ow ow ow ow that hurts…
Warp: See ya, tin toy!
XR: Okay, see you weren't listening, because it's not tin, it terrilium! Which is very tough, by the way! (Gets up and waves hand.) Don't kick you're self for it, it's – Augh! (Arm falls off.) S'okay no problem nobody saw that. (Picks up arm and puts it back on.)
Mira (Ghosts through door and fires laser at Warp.): Warp Darkmatter you are under arrest.
The laser takes out one of Warp's wings and he crashes to the ground, and then gets back up in front of her.
Mira: I recommend surrender. Not that I can't take you on, cause I can.
Warp: Of course you can… (Bows.) You can do anything, princess. (Two spiked balls fly out of his shoulder and pass through Mira's and into the door.)
Mira: Aw, care to take another shot?
Warp (Stands up.): No need.
The balls begin to beep rapidly and explode, sending Mira flying behind him.
Warp: I love fighting rookies.
XR (Standing with Mira and Booster.): Good, because we got a lot of fight left in us! (Swings arm and it pops off again.) My fault, I'll get that.
Buzz comes up behind Warp and taps him on the shoulder. Warp turns and Buzz presses a button on his suit, turning on his jetpack and launching him into the ceiling.
Warp: Augh! Hornets, attack!
Buzz looks over in surprise as a swarm of hornets attack him.
Mira: Buzz needs backup! (Hornets enter the hall and Warp dislodges himself from the ceiling.) Can you guys handle this? (More hornets come from the other direction.)
XR (Pulls out lots of guns.): Can we handle it? Can we handle it? (Looks at Booster.) Can we handle it?
Booster (Turns to Mira.): Affirmative your highness!
Mira (Ghosts through the floor.): Guys, please just call me Mira.
Buzz busts through a pile of cargo, covered in hornets. Mira comes in as he topples into a pile of cartons.
Mira (Pointing laser at hornets.): Need a hand?
Buzz (Gets up.): No, thanks you. (Spins the hornets off.) Everything's under control. (Salutes to Mira.) Princess.
Mira: Okay, my name's Mira. Could somebody PLEASE call me Mira?
Buzz (Looks up.) Mira!
Mira: Thank you-
Buzz tackles Mira out of the way of a laser blast and flies with her in front of a box.
Warp (Comes from above, holding a plasma canon.): Hey, here's a weapon they don't issue you at Star Command. (Uses gun to blow up large box.) Take a look guys, what do you think?
Mira: I thought the galactic alliance outlawed plasma canons.
Buzz: They did. (Points at Warp.) Warp I'm adding possession of illegal firearms to the charges against you!
Hundreds of hornets appear behind Warp.
Warp: Don't leave out obliterating two space rangers now! (Points Plasma canon at Buzz and Mira.)
Both do a backwards flip over the box and the canon blast is caught in mid-air in front of them, right above the box. Buzz looks up in surprise and Warp gasps.
Buzz: Mira, you're Tangean mental powers amaze me.
Mira: Uh, Buzz, that's not me. I think it's the box.
A whip of energy shoots out of the box and absorbs the hanging canon blast. Mira and Buzz stand up.
Buzz: That's some box. (Both aim wrist lasers at Warp and the hornets.)
Warp: Hornets, hit them with everything you've got!
All get ready to fire, but the box lets out a roar and floats upward. Red light runs along the opening edge and it flashes. Red tentacles of energy shoot out of the box and strike the hornets, killing them instantly. Warp looks around in disbelief. Buzz looks up at the box. The tentacles knock out the rest of the hornets and vaporizes Warp's plasma canon. The box goes quiet and settles back to the floor.
Buzz (Looks at falling hornets.): No, really, that is some box.
Mira: No wonder Zurg wants it.
Warp: And if the dark team can't have it, there's no way we're going to let it fall in the hands of star command. (Hits button on wrist and speaks into communicator.) Initiate freighter destruct now!
Warp launches before the rangers can catch him.
Location: Corridor
XR is blasting the hornets with multiple guns at once. Booster grabs one hornet and uses it to beat the other hornets.
Buzz (Booster and XR salute.): Booster XR do you read me?
Booster: yes sir!
Buzz: Good, turn around. This babies gonna blow in nanoseconds. Booster we need you to help us with this cargo.
Booster (Presses button on suit and opens jetpack.): Can do!
Buzz: XR the safety of the autopilot is in your hands!
Location: Cockpit
Autopilot: I'm going to be blown to atoms!
XR (Trying to pull the autopilot off his stand.): Man you're really bolted in there. (Both flip over and are smacked against the control panel repeatedly.
Location: Outside freighter
Buzz, Mira, and Booster are flying away from the ship with the cargo just as the freighter explodes.
Mira and Booster: XR!
Buzz: Come on, ranger.
XR (Flying out of the explosion with the autopilot.): I tell you what, if we had thought of that big bang beforehand we could have saved ourselves a lot of energy, am I right?
Buzz: Well done XR. (Autopilot coughs.) More or less.
Location: 42
Commander Nebula (On the vidphone.): Calling Buzz Lightyear. Commander Nebula to Buzz Lightyear. (Booster flinches and XR's face lights up, they both salute.)
Buzz: Lightyear, sir.
Commander: What's your team's status?
XR: We're doin' great pop!
Commander: Don't call me that!
Autopilot (Walks in front of XR on his hands.): On behalf of the robo freighter company I would like to file a formal complaint against your son here. (Motions at XR)
Commander: He's not my son.
XR (Opens drawer on his chest and pulls out a document.): I have the work order right here! Look! He signed, AND initialed. Commander Nebula authorized my construction. He gave me life. (Mira places hand on forehead.)
Buzz: The freighter was destroyed but we salvaged the cargo.
Nebula: What is it?
Buzz: Sir, it's a mystery.
Mira: All we know it that Zurg was after it.
Nebula: Check out the autopilot's black box. That's going to tell you what you need to know; Cargo, destination, who hired the freighter.
Autopilot (Pulls melted black box out of chest and drops it on the floor.): Are you referring to this black box?
XR: Probably not that one got all melted in the explosion. (Tosses box away. Ya got anymore in there? (Rummages through autopilots chest.)
Nebula: XR, were you assigned to rescue that autopilot?
XR: (Salutes) You bet, paydirt.
Nebula: Then son, why don't you check on the status of that mystery cargo?
XR: Absolutely that's a job for someone like me. Later Pop! (Gets sucked into travel tube.)
Autopilot: Oh, I see how it works. Everybody makes allowances just because he's the COMMANDER'S son.
Nebula (Screaming.): He's not my son! He's not even a real ranger! He's just a robot!
Autopilot: Oh. You're one of those.
Nebula: Alright, here's how it's gonna be. Buzz, you're going to do a performance evaluation on XR. And I want the truth! If he can't cut it as a ranger, we're shutting him down.
Booster: You'll give him a good report, won't you Buzz
Nebula: I repeat; I want the truth! Nebula out. (Screen goes dark.)
Mira: The truth, huh?
Buzz: That's right Mira. Space rangers don't fib. XR will just has to prove he has the right stuff.
Autopilot: Ok! So how soon will you be interviewing for his position?
Location: Planet Z
Zurg: Ah, Darkmatter, you have returned. I crave good news! Did you attack the freighter?
Warp: Yes evil Emperor Zurg! (Bows.)
Zurg (Waving his arms): And did Buzz Lightyear rush to the rescue?
Warp: Uh, yes.
Zurg: And was Lightyear victorious?
Warp: Yes
Zurg: Outstanding!
Warp: Don't you have a strict failure means death policy?
Zurg: Normally, yes. Today, no.
Warp: But Lightyear got the box.
Zurg: Well of course he did, Dipstick! That was my plan! I hired the freighter to carry the box. I ordered YOU to attack. I wanted Lightyear to win. Because yes, I wanted him to have the box!
Warp: In case you didn't notice, that box does some pretty amazing stuff. Maybe I could use a box like that?
Zurg: Darkmatter, It's a box of doom. It's not for you. For you see; It contains my latest instrument of evil, intended to destroy Star Command! And who better to deliver it for me than Buzz Lightyear? (Evil laughter then starts coughing.) Could I have a little water? Little water? Thank you. (Gets glass of water.)
Location: Star cruiser 42 cargo hold
Camera falls in on the mystery box, marked 'Nos-4-a2' XR appears out of the travel tube.
XR (Speaking into microphone.): Ranger log. Operation check on the mystery cargo. (Circles box) Mystery cargo status: Still here, still mysterious, still- well that about does it.
A beam of red light goes around the edge of the box. It opens and fills the room with red light. XR turns in fear. A hand reaches out of the box and Nos-4-a2 lifts himself out with a flourish. XR backs away and Nos-4-a2'a shadow is shown chasing him across the room. XR beats on the tubes and tries to escape in terror. Nos approaches.
XR (Beating on door): Door door door door!
Nos: Resist me not, Little one, for you are mine. (Closes in. The screen goes dark.)
Location: 42 cargo hold
Booster comes into focus.
Booster: XR? You ok? (Leans over XR, who is laying on the floor.)
XR (Sits up.): I'm fine (Two holes are shown near the base of his helmet.) Just fine. (Starts laughing evilly then stops.) Was that me laughing? (Eyes turn red.)
Location: Star command
42 lands in the landing bay.
Location: Science lab
The box is being lowered to the ground by a giant claw.
Commander: Great guns can't anybody give me answers around here? What is that thing?
LGMs: Oooooooh.
Singular LGM: box.
The box is placed on the ground.
Other LGM: LARGE box.
Commander: Fantastic, let me know when you've more.
Mira: Do you think Zurg will make another play for it?
Commander: Let me see him try. I'll be ready! (Slams fist into palm) I want that box under a security field!
One LGM hits a remote button and a security field appears around the box.
LGMs: Field. Done.
Commander: Good work, boys. Now, um, Buzz-
Buzz: Over here, sir.
Commander: Sweet mother of Venus, what's so fascinating up there?
A new charger/ chair thing is hung from the ceiling. It turns around, showing XR (His eyes are still red.)
XR: Dadio, hey!
Commander: Which reminds me. (Knocks on Buzz's suit.) I look forward to that report.
Buzz: I'll get right on it.
Location: Science bay
LGM: (Going out the door.) What a day.
Other LGM: You said it.
Both leave and the door closes. The lights go dim, and under the field Nos-4-a2's box lights up with red electricity. XR is asleep. The box opens and fog spills over the edges. Nos-4-a2 lifts himself out of the box, wrapped in his cape.
Nos-4-a2: Hear me, little one. Nos-4-a2 calls to you.
XR: (Wakes up.) Oh, why is it always in the middle of a dream. (Looks at Nos around the side of the charger.) Hey, you know, I'm tryin' to recharge over here, if you don't mind!
Nos: Hear the voice of-
XR: My dark master… (Falls off charger.) Who said that?
Nos: (Runs finger along the inside of the field.) Release me, Little One.
XR: You shall be released! (Flicks switch and takes down field.)
Nos flies out of the field and spins around. He spreads his wings.
Nos: Oh yeah! (Lightening.)
XR: (Smiles and crosses arms.) He makes an entrance; you've got to give him that.
Nos: Hu-ho! Free at last! (Floats in the air on his back.)
XR: What now, my dark master?
Nos: Ha! Now, we destroy Star Command. (Goes to control panel.) Nyah, the communications network! Let the feast begin! (Pulls a panel up and sinks his teeth into it.
Location: Reviewing room.
On Tape:
Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! (XR falls on Buzz's head.) Ow!
XR: Sorry, my mistake! Boy, if I had a nickel for every time that happened.
Real life:
Buzz slaps his forehead. Mira ghosts through the floor and walks up behind Buzz.
Mira: Anything?
Buzz: XRs top notch space ranger material, I know it. If only I could find something, anything, on our mission recorder to prove it.
Mira: How about when he saved the Altherian ambassador from that shape shifting alien assassin!
Buzz: Excellent choice. (Turns dial to tape.)
On tape:
XR: Look at me, I'm the ambassador hey! Oh I'm so proud of my treaty! Ooo I'm the ambassador. Ooooh I'm somebody's brother-in-law! Ooooh!
Buzz: Mr. Ambassador look out!
There is a scream and a splat noise.
Real life:
Mira: Oh, XR. (A siren goes off around Star Command as a red alert sounds. Mira gasps.) It's a-
Buzz: (Stands up, the screen has gone fuzzy.) Red alert.
Both run out of the room and Nos-4-a2's face appears on the screen.
Location: Corridor
Booster (Walking in the opposite direction of the other rangers that are running down the hall.): Poor XR. I hope they don't shut him down.
Intercom: Attention rangers! Red alert! (Booster looks at flashing red wall light.)
Booster: (grabs head.) Red alert!
Location: Science bay
Nos: This is not a drill. (Everyone is shown running to their respective places. Buzz and Mira to the launch bay, booster down the hall.) The evil emperor Zurg has launched an attack on star command.
Location: Break room
LGM: Ooooh, Commander Nebula has ordered a red alert.
Commander: Now, what's wrong with this picture?
Nos (On intercom, voice disguised as the Commander.): Launch! Go go go!
Commander: Somebody's yanking our chain! (Tries to walk out but the door slams in front of him.)
Nos-4-a2: Relax Commander. (Breaths deeply.) You're off duty. (Commander Nebula slams hit fist against the door.)
Location: Launch bay.
The ships launch into space, but 42 stays where it is.
Buzz: Blast! We have to launch!
Mira: Without Booster?
Buzz: Affirmative. Zurg's out there. (42 launches.)
Location: Control room
Nos floats past a group of rangers who have been tied to the wall. He stops in front of a group of LGMs, who have also been tied up.
LGM: This cannot be!
XR (now wearing cape. He flicks it back.): Can so!
Nos presses a button on the vidcom and Zurg appears.
Zurg: I demand a status report! Now!
Nos: (Crosses arms.) Oh, Don't take that tone with me Zurg!
Zurg: That's evil Emperor Zurg to you! Have you forgotten who gave you life? The hours I slaved away in my evil lab…
Nos: Oh, let's not embarrass ourselves, shall we? I have hostages here. (Motions towards the tied- up rangers and LGMs, XR waves.)
Zurg: (Looks across screen.) Sorry. How goes operation destroy Star Command?
Nos: (Does a flip.) Star Command is mine! There's no opposition.
Zurg: What of Lightyear?
Nos: He's off in space, chasing his own jet trail. (Waves hand and crosses arms behind head.)
Zurg: There will be no one to stop me! The galaxy will be mine! (Evil laughter.)
Nos joins the laughter, sticking his tongue out while he laughs.
XR: Care to make it a threesome?
Nos stops and grabs his chin, thinking. All three resume laughing.
Location: 42
Mira: (Staring into empty space.) This doesn't strike me as very red alert- ish.
Buzz: (Speaking into microphone.): Commander its quiet out here. Real quiet. Space quiet.
Nos (Voice disguised again.): If the computer says we're under attack, we're under attack! Always trust the machine!
Buzz: Reverse thrusters that's not our commander! (The ship turns around and flies back to star command.)
Location: Star Command
Booster is still running down the hall. He passes Commander Nebula's door.
Commander: (Pounding on door.) Open these blasted doors!
Booster: (Backs up and places ear on door.) Commander? Commander Nebula? Is that you?
Commander Nebula blasts the door, knocking Booster backwards.
Commander: When are they gonna learn? Nobody locks up Nebula. (Booster salutes.) Your with me rookie!
Booster: With you? Wow! (Gets off wall, door stuck to face.) I- (Slams into wall.) Ow! (Stumbles down hall.)
Location: Launch bay
Mira ghosts through the door and flips a switch to let Buzz in. He lands on the walkway.
Buzz: Somebody wanted to shut us out. Let's turn this place upside down to find out who.
Mira: Uh, my guess would be him. (Points behind Buzz.)
Nos-4-a2 is sitting atop the launch bay entrance. He spreads his wings and flies forward.
Nos: I am your doom. I am Nos-4-a2. (Lightening goes off as he tries to seem threatening.)
Buzz: (Watches with arms crossed.) I am unimpressed. (Runs forward to grab Nos and the energy vampire flies upward.)
Nos-4-a2: Your hap-handed ways are useless against Nos-4-a2! (Roars and shoots energy from his mouth.)
Buzz dodges and flips forward. Mira jumps on the energy vampire's back and he throws her off. He shoots energy from his hand at a panel. It opens and wires fly out, wrapping around the rangers. Mira ghosts out of them and lands behind Nos. Buzz uses his laser to blast the wires away. Nos blows more energy out of his mouth again and hits Buzz in the chest, knocking him backwards.
Nos: I have the power. I control Star Command. And you, Buzz Lightyear, brought me here! (Evil laughter.)
Buzz: The cargo. This monster was the cargo!
Nos: Which brings us to- monsters little helper. (Motions towards door.)
Door opens, revealing XR.
XR: I serve my dark master! Bleh, bleh! (Opens cape and hisses.)
Mira: XR?
Buzz: This will not look good on my report.
XR: Blehehehe! (Waving tongue and moving fingers up and down.)
Nos flies up behind Mira and grabs her, biting into the shoulder of her suit.
Mira: Ah, ew, get off! (Elbows him off.)
Buzz: Mira!
Mira: I'm okay Buzz. He didn't get through my suit.
Buzz gets on a knee to fire his laser.
XR: None dare defy my dark master! (Grabs Buzz.)
Buzz: Ranger you are not helping your service record! (Buzz accidentally misfires and scares off Nos, who was sneaking up behind Mira.)
Mira: Hey, you wanna watch it? (Stomps towards Buzz.)
Buzz: (Still struggling with XR.) Uh, sorry.
Mira punches him out of XR's grasp.
Buzz: (shakes self-off.) Hey I said I was sorry!
Mira: (Fighting with her suit.) It wasn't me Buzz, it's Nos-4-a2! (Arms prepare to fire laser.) He's controlling my suit!
Mira fires and Buzz barely dodges.
Buzz: So, I can't fire without blasting a fellow ranger.
Nos: She's an assassin and a hostage, all rolled into one!
Mira: (Ghosts out of her suit.) Nor for long! (Kicks it. It spins and accidentally shoots Nos.)
Nos: Aaah! (Falls to the ground.)
XR: Dark master!
Mira's suit knees her in the stomach. Buzz flies up and shoots the suit. It deflates and he picks her up, flying out of the launch bay.
XR: (Lifts Nos into a sitting position.) Shall I avenge your defeat?
Nos: Defeat is… unacceptable. I was programmed only for a swift and destructive victory.
Location: Corridor
Mira: Buzz, if Nos-4-a2 can fake a red alert, he really is in control of Star Command.
Buzz: Only the machines, not us. Two determined space rangers are a force that cannot be stopped.
They fly over Booster's head and smash into a door.
Both: OW!!
Booster: Commander Nebula! Look, it's Buzz and Mira!
Commander: (Digging through panel in the floor.) Pipe down rookie. I think I've hotwired the emergency door.
Buzz (Sits up and holds head.): Yeah, that's a big ten-four commander.
Commander: (Sits up.) Ah, Lightyear, how nice of you to join us. We're sealing off the whole area. Buzz, we've got an intruder.
Buzz: Yes, Commander.
Commander: Some sort of-
Buzz: Energy vampire
Commander: He's taken control of my space station, and I won't stand for it!
Nos: (On the intercom.) Oh Commander, as if you have a choice.
Commander: That's him! That's the guy!
Booster: He was in the science lab! We gotta check on XR!
Mira: Dah, he's o- he's okay.
Booster: You saw him?
Mira: We fought him…
Booster: Huh?
Slamming can be heard behind the door.
XR: Stupid door! (Makes dent in the wall with his fist.) Aw come on!!
Booster: Is that XR?
Mira: Ah, well Kinda... Kinda yes, kinda kind of no.
Buzz: Back off. That energy vampire's mine.
Nos tears through the door and grabs Buzz by the shoulders, pushing him backwards through another door. Buzz flips him off and lands on his feet.
XR (Jumps through the hole Nos made.): Face me, enemies of my dark master! (Waves hands like an idiot.)
Commander Nebula: XRs a traitor!
Booster: (Gasps.) No…
Mira: It's not his fault. When Nos-4-a2 bites a machine, it's helpless.
Door opens behind XR and it appears that more rangers are coming.
Commander: Outstanding! Reinforcements!
It is revealed that the suits are empty. XR leads them to attack, laughing.
Booster: Zombie space suits!
Commander Nebula punches a few suits and throws one off. Mira jumps off of one and kicks several suits over. She backs up back-to-back with Commander Nebula as more approach.
Nos-4-a2: My programming contained much data about you, Lightyear. (Uses hands to make floor panels fly up to crush Buzz. Buzz tries to shoot him and he does a flip.) Zurg led me to believe you were a foe to be reckoned with. He over estimates you. (Attacks again. Buzz throws him against a wall and he tackles Buzz, slamming him against the ceiling.)
Buzz: (Arms pinned behind his back. Nos puts one arm around Buzz's chest.) Leave it to Zurg to create a villain even more arrogant than himself! (Opens jetpack and knocks the energy vampire off. He pins Nos to the floor.)
Mira is supporting Commander Nebula while he uses his peg leg to shoot the suits.
XR: (To Booster.) Fall before me, flesh thing! (Wraps hands around Boosters legs.)
Booster: XR, it's me! Booster!
XR: You are nothing to me. I serve my dark master!
Nos: (Still pinned to the floor.) I am Nos-4-a2. I cannot be defeated! It's not in my programming!
Buzz: Really? Well maybe it's time to reboot! (Throws Nos backwards. He sits up, only to be tackled by suits.)
Booster: (Opens XR's chest and starts going through it.) Oh, be quiet! (XR is laughing.)
Mira is still helping Nebula shoot the space suits.
Booster: (Pulling stuff out of XR's chest, like a sled, teddy bear, etc.) Oh, it's got to be here somewhere!
Buzz: (Wrestling suits.) This is a gross misuse of Star Command property!
Nebula: Quit monkeying around and blast that robot to atoms!
Booster: Forget it! I mean, um, requesting permission to, uh, disregard your orders sir! Please! Oh boy… (Keeps going through XR's chest. XR's head bounces up and down.) Oh! I found it!
Nos: It is over for you, Buzz Lightyear. (Buzz is pinned down by the space suits.)
Booster: (Shows plaque to XR.) Look! You're not some zombie robot bad guy! You're XR!
XR: (Takes plaque.) Creation authorization form…Signed and initialed… (Starts crying and hugs plaque. Eyes turn yellow again. He takes off his cape and runs away from Booster.)
Nos is about to bite into Buzz's suit when XR grabs him from behind.
XR: Alright, Dracula! You're going down!
Nos looks over in surprise as XR sticks suction- cup things out of his fingers. He presses the fingers against the back of Nos's head. The energy vampire lights up with blue electricity.
Nos: How can you defy me! No machine can resist my will…. (Eyes go dark. XR has sucked out all of his electricity. He falls over.)
XR: Yeah, well I'm a little more than just a machine. I'm a space ranger!
Buzz: That is going on my report.
Commander: I don't need any stinking report! You heard him Lightyear, he's a space ranger!
XR: (Salutes quickly.) Thanks pop!
Commander: Would you stop calling me that?
XR: (Hugs him.) Aw, dad! (Kisses him on the cheek.)
Location: Planet Z
Zurg: Prepare our forces for launch! (Grub holds up lunch platter. He smacks it away.) Not lunch, launch! Once Nos-4-a2 destroys star command, the galaxy will be mine! (Looks around as Buzz's face appears on the vidcom.) Huh?
Buzz: Not today, Zurg.
Zurg: Lightyear! It cannot be!
XR: (face appears on the screen.) Can so! (Sticks out tongue.)
Location: Star Command
XR: Shouldn't we just hang up on him now?
Buzz: Wait for it….
Zurg: Curse you Buzz Lightyear! (Buzz hangs up.)
Mira: You never get tired of hearing that, do you?
Buzz: Nope. Score another one for the good guys.
XR: That's right! We bad! (Laughs.) Well, in a good way.
Booster: Where to now, Buzz?
Buzz: (42 launches.) To infinity and beyond!
Show ends, credits roll.
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I tried going there, but I can't seem to find it. It's probably just me, but I'd like to know if anyone else can see it.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
I can see it, but I think it'd be better to have it in the actual thread, so I took the liberty of copy-pasting Pythonmlon's link into her post for efficiency! ![Smile](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Thanks, Steel.
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thanks! ^^
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Re: Episode Transcripts
I've just finished The Planet Destroyer. My computer's being silly and won't let me put it in spoilers, so Steel, could you fix it for me?
Here it is:
Here it is:
- Spoiler:
- Location: Tradeworld
A pink, tentacled alien vendor is handing Lardak Lurdak a cup of green goo.
Pink alien (Buzz's voice): Here's your grande cappucino, Sir. That'll be three unibucks.
Lardak (giving him money): And hurry up with the change! I ain't got all night!
He grabs the cup from the alien's hand, and part of it's tentacle comes off.
Alien (looking at the money): Out of one hundred?
Lardak (noticing piece of tentacle): Hey, hey, what gives? This isn't a real pseudopod!
Alien (whipping off suit to reveal he's actually Buzz): And this isn't real money!
Mira lands behind Lardak.
Mira: Lardak Lurdak, you are under arrest for counterfeiting!
Lardak: I don't think so!
He grabs Mira and tosses her into Buzz. He then runs to his bike and flies away.
Buzz and Mira have become stuck in the umbrella that was above the vendor's stand. Mira manages to get her head out, and points to Lardak.
Mira: Buzz, he's getting away!
Buzz (sticking his head out): Negative.
He manages to push himself out further and aims a small gun at Lardak. He fires a tracker which attaches itself to the bike.
Buzz and Mira then get free and Buzz opens his communicator.
Buzz: Booster, did you track that tracer?
Location: 42's bridge
Booster is cleaning his screen in an effort to fix it.
Booster: Sorry, Buzz. My readings show some powerfully weird interference.
XR: Completely jamming the tracer signal - to say nothing of the whopper headache it's giving me! [hits dome] Come on!
Location: Tradeworld
Buzz: Okay, then. We'll collar Lurdak the old-fashioned way.
He and Mira activate their jetpacks and fly after Lardak, who is weaving through the traffic and buildings. He goes doen an alley, and Mira and Buzz pause.
Buzz (pointing to a different direction): Divide and conquer, Mira!
They split up, with Buzz following Lardak and Mira flying elsewhere.
Meanwhile, Lardak shoots a billboard, which almost falls on Buzz. The Ranger manages to get away, however, and continues the chase. He doesn't notice that Lardak has used this as an opportunity to hide against one of the tall buildings.
Lardark (laughing in glee when he sees Buzz fly in the wrong direction): Nobody nicks Lardak Lurdak! Ha! Now, I got me some home-made dough to blow.
While he's kissing the money in his hands, Mira ghosts out the wall behind him. She taps him on the shoulder.
Lardak: Huh?
Mira: Kiss it goodbye, Lardak, 'cause you're going to jail.
She slaps some hand-cuffs on him.
Buzz flies up to them.
Buzz: You're under arrest.
They take hold of his arms and fly him through the atmosphere.
Lardak: Nobody says you can walk through walls! This is a violation of my civic rights!
They leave Tradeworld behind them as they head into space.
Lardak: Counterfeit you say? Well, I'm shocked!
Buzz's communicator suddenly activates.
Booster (over the comm): Buzz, remember that weird interference? It's getting weirder.
Location: 42's bridge
XR and Booster are looking at Booster's screen.
XR: Weird is why people go to Tradeworld. Hello? Go for the weird, stay for the vice. You've heard it.
Location: Space
Lardak is still protesting.
Lardak: I demand a lawyer! And I - [suddenly sees something offscreen, which has also shocked Buzz and Mira] Whoa, mama!
Pink streams of energy circle Tradeworld, and the planet starts to glow. The glow gets brighter and brighter, until it eventually outshines the pink energy. After reaching it's full brightness, it suddenly fades away. The trio in space had shielded their eyes from the light, and when they open them again, they find the planet is gone.
Buzz (shocked): Tradeworld!
Mira: It's.... gone!
Lardak (nervously): Hey, thanks for arresting me, man! Now, how about locking me in protective custody, huh? Please!
Mira: What could have done that?
Buzz (narrowing his eyes in suspicion): Not what - who.
Location: Various places
Zurg's face appears on screens all over the quadrant.
Zurg: Greetings, Galactic Alliance, Star Command, and micellaneous space nobodies. I, Evil Emperor Zurg, have just tested my new planet destroyer, patent pending, on Tradeworld.
The screen shows Tradeworld disappearing.
Zurg: It was a dazzling success. [laughs evily] It just gives me tingles! I'll keep it simple: Surrender immediately or more planets will go bye-bye. [waves while laughing evily again] Bye-bye!
Location: Alliance Plaza
The senators are all in state of panic and there's quite a commotion as they discuss Zurg's announcement.
Madam President bangs her gavel.
President: Come on, people! Get a grip! Settle down! [once there's silence, she gestures to the Commander] Commander Nebula...
Nebula: Madam President, members of the Senate. I admit Zurg caught us with our pressure suits down, but with my Rangers on the job [he points to Team Lightyear], the Galactic Alliance has nothing to fear from that evil emperor.
President: There it is. Now, can everybody please calm down!
She bangs her gavel some more when the murmurs start again.
President (once all is quiet): Get Zurg on the horn.
She presses a button, and Zurg's face appears on a screen.
Zurg (waving): Hello? Oooh, Madam President! What brings you to call?
President: The Galactic Alliance will not be bullied. So go on now, do your worst.
Zurg: Oh, I will. [to someone offscreen] Bring me the raffle box!
A Grub brings a raffle box with lots of slips of paper inside.
Zurg (turning a lever which causes the box to spin around): Tomorrow, at exactly twelve noon, Planet Z time, I will destroy... [pulls out a piece of paper and stares at it. He can't read it, so he puts on some glasses] ...planet Tangea!
Mira (gasps): No!
Booster: Isn't that Mira's homeworld?
XR (holding up a box of tissues for Mira): Lousy time to win the lottery.
Location: Tangea
A fleet of Star Cruisers are in orbit, spaced around the planet.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: On my signal, initiate laser web.
He presses a button.
Buzz: Now!
Location: Space
The tip of 42 retracts, and a strange device takes it's place on the front. This happens with all the Star Cruisers, and the devices emit beams that come together to form a web around the planet.
Location: Tangean palace
Mira and King Nova ghost through a wall and onto a balcony.
Mira: There it is, Father.
They look at the web, which is visible through the atmosphere.
Mira: That laser webbing will prevent even a speck of cosmic dust from entering Tangea's atmosphere.
King Nova: This is all much ado about nothing. Tangea can take care of its own. We certainly don't need monkeys in space suits to protect us.
Mira (ticked off): Whoa, whoa, whoa. Monkeys in space suits?
Nova: Mira, you know how much I disapprove of your being part of that space club.
Mira: It is not a club, Father! It's Star Command!
Nova: Yes, well, whatever you call it. I don't like it; it's beneath us.
Mira: Why? What, because we're royal?
Nova: Because we're Tangean. This diversion is keeping you from the proper development of your powers. Besides, if you consort with monkeys, you're bound to start acting like one.
He walks away, leaving a very angry Mira.
Location: 42's bridge
Mira, with clenched fists, steps onto the bridge.
Mira: Arrgh!
Buzz: So... nice visit with Dad?
Mira (sits down): I would rather not talk about it.
Buzz: Roger, Ranger. Well, the laser web is holding -
Mira: He is the most egotistical, vain, conceited, arrogant man to ever walk Tangea!
Buzz: Yeah, but you don't want to talk about it.
Mira (pushing buttons): No. Let's just finish our job, and then put a hundred parsecs between me and my hard-headed father!
Buzz checks the readout on his wrist. It is now 11:58 Planet Z time.
Buzz: Stay frosty, people. Zurg will strike any minute now.
Booster: Uh, Buzz? Those freaky energy readings we got when Tradeworld disappeared - deja vu.
Buzz: XR, divert life support and engine resources! Increase power to the laser web!
XR: Diverting life support to the laser web... but the three of you might just want to hold your breath for a day.
The ship begins to shake.
Booster: Oh boy! This is not good!
Buzz: Come on, baby, hold together!
The time changes from 11:59 to 12:00. After a bit more shaking, the ship goes still.
Mira looks out the window, and sees Tangea is still there.
Mira: It worked! The grid held!
Booster (looking at his screen): Not quite.
The pink energy streams begin circling Tangea. It glows brighter and brighter, then disappears just like Tradeworld.
Mira: Father!
Location: Alliance Plaza
The senators are now going mad, yelling and waving their fists.
Madam President: Order! Order! Please!
Senator Phlemex (reading from some paper): Madam President, the Phlegmians insist you open negotiations with Zurg immediately.
Buzz: With all due respect to the esteemed senator, you cannot negotiate with a monster like Zurg.
The senators continue to yell angrily.
Location: A balcony somewhere.
Mira is staring into space.
XR and Booster come up behind her.
XR: Tiny, come over here. Now look, Mira's going through a time - do you follow what I'm saying? Let's remember our sensitivity training. She's our friend - make her feel just right. Okay, pal?
Booster: Ah, gotcha.
He approaches her.
Booster: Gee, Mira, sorry about your homeworld and your whole family and everyone you ever knew getting wiped from the universe and stuff.
XR, who has been watching in horror, rushes over.
XR: Perfect! Couldn't have done it better myself! There's the kind of thing to remember NOT to say!
Mira: It's okay, XR. They're not dead. I know it.
XR (patronisingly): I know, sweetheart. They're not dead. The planet blew up; it's - it's reduced to cinders; it's - it's - it's like, gone back to being a star. But I'm with you. They're not dead. Please, sit down, honey.
Mira: Oh, no. I can feel my father's presence out there - somewhere. He's still alive.
XR (sneaking off and dragging Booster with him): Well, that's a good healthy attitude to have. Good for you!
They stop some distance behind Mira.
Booster: You know, I admire her ability to take lemons and make lemonade. What a trooper.
XR: Ha! A trooper! She's cracked! That girl is one asteroid short of a belt - you know what I'm saying?
Booster: What happened to sensitivity training?
XR (going off): Good question. Here's another: what happened to your diet, huh? Out of the way, husky Bob.
Location: Alliance Plaza
Madam President is banging her gavel again.
President: Quiet! Hush up already! [she then sighs in defeat] Commander Nebula, prepare for surrender.
Nebula (shocked): Surrender?
Buzz: Madam President, one more chance.
President: Rangers... PUT A SOCK IN IT! That's an executive order.
The President presses a button, and Zurg appears on the screen, considering two bolts of fabric - one purple with Zs all over it, and one red with Zs all over it.
Zurg (to himself or someone offscreen while he looks at the purple fabric): This just says me, don't you think? [to the President] Oh, hello again. I was just deciding how to redecorate your Senate Chamber.
President: Zurg, we invite you to Capitol Planet to discuss the terms.. of our surrender.
Zurg: Maaarvellous! I'll be there before you can say grovel!
He laughs evily while Nebula and Buzz grit their teeth in anger.
Location: Captiol Planet, just outside the Alliance Plaza
A crowd watches in terror as the Dreanought stops overhead. It launches a purple shuttle which lands next to the plaza. Madam President and Nebula stand together, watching.
President: I never thought I'd see this day.
A hovering device comes out the shuttle and emits a beam that forms a carpet on the ground.
The door of the shuttle opens and Zurg steps out, accompanied by two Grubs who hold his cape.
Zurg: Madam President! Why, I've dreamed of this since I was a wee...
The carpet-making device malfunctions and falls to the ground.
Zurg (sighs): I'm waiting.
Gurbs (saluting): Yes, yes! Allows us, Evil Emperor Zurg! We live to serve!
They lay down in front of him and act as a carpet.
Zurg (stepping on the Grubs): As I was saying, I've dreamed of this since I was a wee evil genius.
Nebula: Can the pleasantries, Zurg. This isn't a garden party.
Zurg: Oh, Commander Nebula, you naughty old coot. I'll write off your rudeness to the emotion of the moment. Why not let bygones be bygones?
He holds out his hand. Nebula just stands with his arms folded.
President (nudging him): Commander!
Nebula reluctantly reaches to shake Zurg's hand. Zurg pulls it away at the last moment.
Zurg: Psyche! Ha, ha, ha! Oh, this is going to be a hoot!
Nebula (to himself): Stinkin' Helmet-Head.
Zurg: Oh! And Lightyear - I'd love to have him grovel before me.
Nebula: So sorry, Zurg. Ranger Lightyear's been reassigned.
Location: 42's bridge
A recording of Nebula is playing on Buzz's screen.
Nebula: Buzz, you and your team must find Zurg's planet destroyer and take it out by any means necessary. Of course, if you're captured, Star Command will disavowal any knowledge of your activities.
Booster: Cool! I feel so super spyish!
Nebula: Rangers, the fate of the Galactic Alliance depends entirely on you. Good luck. Nebula out.
The recording ends.
Buzz: Booster, set a course for Planet Z.
Booster: Affirmative, Buzz!
XR: How can you be so chipper? An assault on Planet Z will get us all vaporised! Now that's a problem in my book!
Booster: You know what, XR? A problem is just the welcome mat to the house called "Solution".
Buzz: Now that's Ranger thinking, Rookie.
Mira: We're making a mistake. We should go to the Pelagar system. That's where the planet destroyer is.
Buzz: Mira, I know how Zurg's evil mind works. I've spent years studying his twisted ways... his sick, depraved patterns... his dark madness... it's kind of a hobby, really. Trust me, his fiendish weapon is on Planet Z.
Mira (turning on the engines): Sorry, but you're wrong!
Buzz goes flying backwards due to the speed.
Mira: Booster, plot a course for the Pelagar system.
XR: Hello? Someone's bucking for a demotion?
Booster: Ahh! I'm in the middle of a mutiny!
Buzz (still on the floor): Ranger, stop this ship immediately!
Mira: Apologies, Buzz, but no can do.
Booster: Mira, stop this, please! A house divided cannot stand!
XR: Oh, where's your welcome mat now, Mr. Every-Cloud-Has-A-Silver-Lining?
Buzz gets up and takes control of the ship.
Buzz: Explain yourself, Ranger!
Mira: I can sense my father and all of Tangea in the Pelagar system. Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking! That girl's cracked! The lights are on in the spaceport, but no one's docking!
XR: Mira, you wound me!
Mira: But I swear I can feel Tangea out there. I don't know, maybe if I honed my mental powers some more I could explain it better, but I can't.
Buzz: Uh... two things. One, don't you EVER take the controls away from me again, and two - I want Booster to set a course for the Pelagar system.
Mira: What? Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Location: Alliance Plaza
Zurg on the podium with Madam President and Nebula, while at the same time being shown on the screen.
Zurg: I have but one teeny, tiny, itty-bitty term. Complete and ultimate surrender of the former Galactic Alliance. [activates a video] As citizens of my empire, you'll all be fitted with the latest in subservient fashion. [the screen shows a metal helmet] Brain control modules will make you all mindless drones in the service of my evil. Your 167 hour work will consist of gruelling labor in lunchbox-size cubicles that allow zero privacy [the screen shows hundreds of cubicles with hornets standing above them zapping the workers to make them work faster]. Oh, and no dental benefits.
The senate gasps.
Zurg (holding out a clipboard): Now, all I need is your signatures [that should be "are" not "is" but I suppose when you're an evil emperor good grammar is unnecessary] on this little surrender agreement. If it were up to me, I'd just trust you, but my lawyers insist.
He hands the clipboard to a Grub who takes it to the senators. A tall brown alien signs it first.
Zurg: Very nice, [couldn't tell what he said - Zurg needs to talk more clearly!]
Location: 42's bridge as the fly through the Pelagar system
Buzz: Keep a sharp eye out for anything suspicious.
Mira: Like that?
She points to a strange device floating in space.
Buzz: Oh, yeah. That fits the bill. Booster, set us up for an attack run on the planet destroyer.
Booster: Hot rockets! You got it, Buzz!
42 flies past the planet destroyer and fires, but their weapons have no effect.
Buzz: Set up for another attack run.
Booster: Uh, Buzz, those cooky energy readings are back and bigger than ever!
Buzz: Where's that energy focused?
XR (comes up beside Booster): Okay, pal, here's the deal: I'm going to pay you good money to not say, "On us."
Booster (nervously): On us!
The planet destroyed shoots out the pink beams and they circle 42. The ship glows then disappears.
Location: Alternate dimension
The planet destroyer makes 42 appear here.
Location: 42's bridge
Everyone's been thrown around, and they all grown as they get up. Booster notices an alarm has gone off and checks his screen.
Booster: Ahh! Plane! Dead ahead!
Buzz looks up and sees a planet in front of them. He lowers 42 into the atmosphere and they find the planet is Tradeworld. The city is completely undamaged.
42 smashes through the billboard Lardak shot down just as a repairman is putting it back up.
Buzz: Tradeworld. Where are we?
Booster (getting frustrated with his computer): Just once this week could a computer work?
Mira: No, no, it's working perfectly - the readings make no sense because we're in another dimension.
Buzz: Of course! Zurg's planet destroyer is merely a cross-dimensional translocator! Zurg shifted the planets into this dimension!
42 flies away from Tradeworld.
Buzz: Fiendishly clever.
Booster: Yeah! Could you run through that one more time?
Mira (thoughtful): If Tradeworld's okay, then... [sees another planet] then so is Tangea! I knew it!
Buzz: Good work, Mira. I never doubted you for a moment.
Mira looks at him sceptically.
Buzz: Okay, maybe a moment - moment and a half, tops.
Mira: You know what, Buzz? I'm in such a good mood I'll let you off the hook. I'm just glad Tangea is -
The ship suddenly shakes, and you can hear something hit the hull.
Mira: Clong?
Booster: Buzz! Buzz! I'm picking up a small mass impacting - oh, you see it, huh?
A guy in a brightly coloured suit is lying on the windscreen.
Buzz: Uh... roger that, Booster.
Mira (recognizes the man): Father?
King Nova ghosts partially into the ship and takes off his helmet.
Nova: Hello, Mira. May I come in?
He ghosts into the ship.
Mira (hugging him): You're alive!
Nova: Not thanks to your friends rocketing about all willy-nilly.
Mira: Uh, Father, just, um, what were you doing out there?
Nova: Saving us all, my dear. With my enormous mental powers, I might be able to penetrate the transdimensional hull of the so-called planet destroyer.
Mira: Mm-hm, okay, and what will you do when Zurg's killer robots attack?
Nova: Oh - well, I hand't really thought about that.
Mira: You're not cut out for this mission. I'll go.
Nova: Nonsense! Your powers don't stand a chance of penetrating a transdimensional hull.
Mira: Fine, fine, what do you suggest?
Buzz: You'll both go. King Nova will get you in, and Mira will take it from there.
Mira: It makes sense.
Nova: Lightyear, in your brutish, low-brow way, you've made your point.
Buzz: Let's get the lead out, people! Even now, Zurg is bringing the Galactic Alliance to its knees.
Location: Space
Mira and her father approach the planet destroyer.
Mira: A transdimensional hull? Whoa. I can feel all that energy. This is gonna be tough.
Nova: Oh, pish posh, you'll do fine. [he takes her hand] Now, we start by synchronizing our energies.
Mira: Yeah, right.
She concentrates and starts to glow.
Nova: Steady, Mira. [he touches the hull] Good, good.
Mira's glow begins to weaken.
Mira: Father, I'm losing it.
King Nova starts to ghost through.
Nova: Stay with me, Mira! Employ your training!
Location: Inside of planet destroyer
They ghost through the ceiling and land on the ground.
A pair of brainpods are there and see them.
Brainpod: Hornets, attack!
Mira drags her dazed father out the way and ducks as a hornet blast almost hits her.
Nova (opening his helmet and seeing the two hornets): Oh, craters.
The hornets fire at Mira, but she manages to blast one's head off. The other almost hits her, but she destroys it as well.
The brainpods try to sneak towards the exit.
Brainpod: We must warn Evil Emperor Zurg!
The debris from the hornet lands in their way and they crash into it, falling over unconscious.
Nova (getting up): Is that what the Space Rangers teach you? Jumping and shooting?
Mira: It gets the job done, doesn't it?
She turns to the planet destroyers controls, but finds they are quite complex.
Mira: Oh - oh, okay. Uh, alright, I'll admit, it's a little more complicated than I anticipated. Um...
Nova: Well, we could have had one of those brainpods explain it, but in all that jumping and shooting, you knocked them unconscious.
Mira: Father, this really isn't the time for another lesson in Tangean mental superiority.
King Nova is now kneeling next to one of the brainpods.
Nova: On the contrary, there is no better time. Observe.
He sticks his hand into the brain.
Nova: Must be in here somewhere... aha! Here it is!
He goes to the controls.
Nova: Operating this device is actually quite simple.
Mira: I didn't know you could do that. I wonder what he's thinking.
She goes to one of the brainpods and slams her hand against it.
Miraa: Oh, oops! Forgot to phase first!
Nova: It's an advanced mental discipline, but I could teach it to you.
Mira: Really, Daddy? Oh, uh, uh, but first, let's get those planets back where they belong.
Location: Alliance Plaza
Madam President is about to sign the surrender agreement.
President: Oh, I wish there was some other way.
Zurg: Oh, there is no other way. Do you want to suffer the same fate as Tradeworld?
He gestures to the screen, which is supposed to show the empty place where the planet used to be. Instead, however, it shows the planet, safe and sound.
Someone in the crowd: It's back!
Zurg (hasn't noticed): Or Tangea?
Tangea appears beside Tradeworld - hmm, are they in the same system?
Guy in the crowd: It's back too!
The senators cheer.
Zurg: What? What? What's with all the hooplah? [he looks up at the screen] No! No!!! It can't be! I was this close to ruling the galaxy!
Buzz (flying in with Booster and XR): Not today, Zurg!
He fires at the emperor.
Zurg: Lightyear!
Buzz destroys one of Zurg's hornets, and the head goes flying into Zurg's hands.
Another hornet prepares to fire at Buzz, but is destroyed by Commander Nebula.
Nebula: Well, it's about time, Rangers!
Zurg: You don't have me yet, Lightyear!
He activates his rocket boots and flies through the ceiling and up to his ship.
Buzz opens his communicator.
Buzz: Mira, have your father lock coordinates on, oh, say, zero-niner-four-mark.
Mira: Roger, Buzz!
The pink beams swirl around the Dreadnought and it glows brighter then disappears.
Location: Alternate dimension
The Dreadnought appears.
Location: Planet destroyer
Nova: Zurg's Dreadnought is safe and sound in the other dimension.
Buzz: Good work, your highness.
Nova: Well, I couldn't have done it without you and your space monk - uh, Rangers.
Mira (from offscreen): I did it!
Nova: Ah, that's my girl!
Mira is sticking her hand into the brainpod's head.
Mira: Ew! Oh, you won't believe the twisted things on this guy's mind! Gross!
The End
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Fixed and added to the first post!
And before I cut this post shorter than 30 words, which would be a no-no, I've got the following question: who's still doing these episode transcripts and who's chosen which episode to do? Or is it just a free-for-all, first-come-first-serve sort of thing now?
And before I cut this post shorter than 30 words, which would be a no-no, I've got the following question: who's still doing these episode transcripts and who's chosen which episode to do? Or is it just a free-for-all, first-come-first-serve sort of thing now?
Re: Episode Transcripts
I've volunteered to do...Wirewolf, Star Smasher, Ancient Evil, Large Target and Shape Stealer.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
whoa, i need to catch up on 'Diry work'! Ive started but ive got a lot of projects, but ill get on it as soon as i can
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Re: Episode Transcripts
I think we all get a bit sidetracked because the transcripts take awhile to do, so we put them off a bit. I have the beginnings of Root of Evil that I STILL haven't finished. Somehow I lost the drive to do that episode, and I don't know why.
I think I'll do Strange Invasion next, though I can't promise when I'll have it done.
I think I'll do Strange Invasion next, though I can't promise when I'll have it done.
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the same here for RotM and Dirty Work. ive got a few other projects going but im cleaning it up
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Ditto! I've been pretty caught up with school and the like haven't even had time to do the BLoSC Rewatch sessions! I think, seeing as I don't have much to do now that it's the weekend, that I'll attempt to to at least 2-3 that I've been missing.
As for Transcripts, I had Gravitina half-finished. I'd really like to do "The Main Event", "Shiv Katall", "The Lightyear Factor", and "War and Peace and War", if you guys don't mind! :3 But If anyone else had dibs on either of these episodes first, let me know!
As for Transcripts, I had Gravitina half-finished. I'd really like to do "The Main Event", "Shiv Katall", "The Lightyear Factor", and "War and Peace and War", if you guys don't mind! :3 But If anyone else had dibs on either of these episodes first, let me know!
Re: Episode Transcripts
Olivus Prime wanted to do The Lightyear Factor - I'm not sure if he still plans to, so you'll have to ask him. I don't know if you remember, but I already did The Main Event (though I'm sure you'd do a better job of it). Shiv Katall and War and Peace and War haven't been claimed, though.
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Oooh, shoot. I knew someone wanted to do "The Lightyear Factor", I just couldn't remember who! And I so derped. I forgot "The Main Event" was already on the list, even though I looked at it to not claim something already done! I blame being super-exhausted today...
Okay, I'll do the other two then!![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
Okay, I'll do the other two then!
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Don't worry, I do things like that all the time.
And I'm sure you'll do great with the other two. I still gotta do Strange Invasion. I'll try to get on it during the week.
And I'm sure you'll do great with the other two. I still gotta do Strange Invasion. I'll try to get on it during the week.
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Well, for me, the good news is, I finally got started on Wirewolf. The bad news is, it'll take me a while to complete it, with school and all, but once it's done, I'll get it up in no time! ^^
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Okay, great! Don't worry about taking awhile - it's just great that you're doing it. I need to get started on my transcript of Strange Invasion. As soon as I have a bit more free time, I'll get it done.
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Update on the Wirewolf transcript; Good news; I've gotten through the first part after Ty was bitten. Bad news; I've yet to get past the aftermath of when he was bitten. But it's coming along! ^^
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Here is Strange Invasion, as promised:
- Spoiler:
- Location: Space
A star is on the verge of going nova.
Location: Tourist ship
Tourists are watching the star while a tour guide prattles on.
Tour guide (who's name tag says Tod): Oh, baby, this big ball of hot gas is boiling mad and ready to blow, huh? So, it's either a star about to go supernova, or my mother-in-law stopping by. (laughs)
The tourists, instead of being amused, are growing frightened because they're so close to the unstable star.
Tod (not noticing the star becoming more and more unstable): What? It was a harmless joke. Lighten up, will ya. (to himself) Craters, I always get stuck with the loser groups. (to the group) Well, that about wraps up our three hour tour of volatile interstellar activity. (turns to glance out the window) Whoa!!! That photo-op's going nova!!! (pushes through the group) Hey, get out of my way!
Location: Space
The flying saucer-like ship is struggling to get away from the star.
Location: 42
Team Lightyear has arrived to rescue them.
Buzz: Ease up your thrusters, tour shuttle. The Space Rangers will take it from here.
42 approaches the tour ship.
Buzz (to Booster): Another unauthorized excursion into this hazardous sector, and now they're trapped in a solar riptide.
Booster: Wow! I never surfed a supernove before... dude!
Buzz (getting up): Jockey up alongside that shuttle, Booster - and don't call me dude.
Booster gets into Buzz's chair.
Booster: Yes, sir. Pattern 10 degrees starboard to shread that gnarly curl!
Location: Space
42 and the tour shuttle both extend docking clamps, and they connect together.
Location: Tour shuttle
Buzz, Mira, and XR open 42's airlock and walk into the docked ship.
XR: Right, all passengers needing help come over here right now. I'm here to help.
The tourists all run screaming off the ship. They stampede over XR, leaving him in a slightly damaged state on the floor.
Location: 42's bridge
The tourists arrive on the bridge, where Booster is flying the ship. Because there are so many of them in one place, the ship becomes unbalanced and shakes a bit.
Booster: Whoa, whoa! Watch the balance shift!
Location: Space
The docking tunnel connecting the two ships begins to bend.
Location: 42
Booster: Buzz, we're breaking away!
Location: Tour shuttle
Buzz, Mira, and XR (who all thankfuly have their helmets up) watch as the tunnel rips away. They begin to get sucked out the open airlock, with XR and Mira just barely managing to hang on. Buzz closes the hatch, preventing them from being sucked into space. He then goes to the ship's controls.
Buzz (tapping away at the buttons): Rescue protocol dictates that we remain onboard and pull free of the surge.
Mira: Pull free?! These tour shuttles practically run on fossil fuel! We'll never make it!
Location: 42
Booster stops the ship.
Booster: Orbital manoeuvering systems, check. Velocity indicator, check. [something I didn't catch] entry levels, within normal parameters.
Tod (talking at the same time as Booster): Folks, folks, folks, we've got everything under control. (whispering to Booster) You pretend this was all part of the tour, and I'll split the tips with ya. (holds out his hand) We golden?
Booster (getting up and going to the launch tubes): Here's a better deal: You sit here for four hours until a transport arrives to pick you up.
Tod: Four hours?! Uh... uh... okay.... uh... now, who's from out of the solar system? Anybody?
Location: Space
Booster shoots out one of the launch tubes. He flies away from 42 and back into the solar riptide.
Location: Tour shuttle
Buzz and Mira are struggling to keep the ship under control.
Mira: The manoeuvering thrusters are non-responsive... which, actually, doesn't matter, 'cause we're almost out of fuel. Gah! A riptide anomaly shouldn't last this long!
Buzz: It's pushing us out of our galaxy! [um, Buzz, how the heck is that happening? Unless the star's on the very edge of the galaxy, that shouldn't be possible]
XR: Oh, really? Well, this system is 75 percent unexplored. Who knows what's out there! Who knows what's going to appear right at that window!
Booster slams into it.
XR: AHH!
Mira: It's Booster!
Booster (who I can only assume is talking through his communicator otherwise they won't be able to hear him through the vacuum of space): Hang on! I'll try to pull you free with my jetpack!
He goes to the front of the ship and starts pulling.
Buzz: Here's a push from the aft thrusters, Booster.
The ship slowly inches forward and manages to make it out the riptide. It then jets off toward a planet.
Buzz: We're going down!
Location: Planet
They fly through the atmosphere, where a storm is raging, and Booster gets struck by lightning.
Booster (falling away from the ship): Whoaaaa!!!
The ship crashes in a desert.
Location: Desert road
An old pick-up with a sheriff's star on it stops, and someone gets out. He grabs his radio and calls in.
Sheriff: Sarah, you're not going to believe this, but a flying saucer just crashed out here in the desert.
Location: Somewhere else in the desert
Booster crashes into the ground, leaving a huge crater. He crawls out, pretty battered.
Booster: Ooo, at least I didn't come down on my head.
He accidentally activate his jetpack, and he goes flying into some rocks.
Booster (now very woozy): Any landing you can stagger away from... still hurts.
He gets up and rubs his head, then starts trying to contact Buzz.
Booster: Rooster beporting... I mean, Booster reporting! Luzz Bightyear, come in.
Location: Crash site of the tour shuttle.
The ship is lying in the desert, a long trackway left where it skidded across the ground. Buzz and Mira have been thrown from the ship, and are passed out on the ground. XR is wandering around, a leg missing and the rest of him rather damaged.
XR: It is now safe to turn off your robot.
He collapses.
Suddenly, some military vehicles arrive. Their headlights pass over Buzz and Mira, and the trucks stop. Soldiers get out. They examine the ship.
Soldier: Major, it's a flying saucer!
Major: Occupants?
The soldiers look at Buzz and Mira.
Soldier: Two, sir! They're still alive!
Major: Take them back to the base and proceed with a level five containment.
The soldiers carry Buzz and Mira away on stretchers.
Meanwhile, the sheriff is watching through binoculars.
The tour shuttle is loaded onto a truck, every last bit of evidence of the crash is taken away. XR is tossed into a truck with a pile of scrap. The trucks drive away, and the soldiers rake over all the footprints.
The Major and another soldier talk as they stand by their car.
Soldier: What do you suppose they are, Sir?
Major: Well, soldier, it looks like we've got aliens.
Up till now, none of the planet's inhabitants have been seen properly, but when the Major and the soldier turn around, the headlights of their car shine on them, revealing them to be Roswell-type aliens.
Location: Street
The sheriff and his friend Floyd are sitting on a bench, reading newspapers that say, "Flying Saucer Crashes in Desert?"
Floyd: Uh, let's see, sheriff, you believe we got aliens among us?
Sheriff: Well, you know what they say, if the paper prints it, it must be true.
Floyd: Ooo... I wonder what they look like, don't you? Probably big creatures with weird little eyes and big, flappy mouths. Ooo, flappy. Oh, don't they just give you the creeps? I wonder how fast the paper will have pictures of them. I'd like to see them.
Sheriff: I wonder how fast the Air Force covers this up.
Location: Military base
The Major and a General are talking. The General has a rolled up newspaper in his hand.
General: Sloppy work, Major. The entire world knows about this blasted crash!
Major: I'm sorry, Sir, the town paper got a copy of the sheriff's report. That glorified crossing guard!
General: Our first priority is to safeguard the public, and avoid panic. Now, what is the status of the aliens? Are they friend or foe?
The two men gaze through a window into the room where Buzz and Mira (now only wearing their undersuits) are being held.
Major: General, they certainly look dangerous.
General: So large, yet with tiny heads. Grotesque!
In the background, some scientists are studying the Ranger suits, while Buzz and Mira groan in their sleep.
Location: Desert
Booster is wandering across the hot sand, exhausted.
Booster: No water, no food. No relief from the heat! Ugh!
He collapses to the ground. Suddenly, he hears a dog barking and opens his eyes. He sees some houses.
Booster: A neighbourhood? Or is it a merciless mirage?! A deep chasm, where I fall to my demise! (a piece of candy flies into his mouth, and he swallows it) Mmm, candy!
He sees a trail of candy laid across the ground, and he starts following it (while eating all the candy). A hand slips through a bush and puts another piece of candy in front of him. As he eats it, a baseball hits his head. He puts it into his mouth as well, then quickly spits it out. While making disgusted noises, he hears a girl singing to herself. Behind the hedge, a little girl has picked up the baseball. Booster sticks his head through the hedge, and the girl sees him. They both scream, and the girl faints. Booster picks her up.
Booster: Are you okay?
Girl: You're not going to eat me?
Booster: Nah! I'd rather have some more of that candy.
The girl smiles.
Location: Girl's house
The radio is playing, and the girl's aunt is listening while dusting.
Guy on the radio: Oh, Susan, how I've missed your huge, black olive eyes. Your almost non-existant nose, and that tiny slit for a mouth. I'll never look at another again.
Susan: Oh, Prescott, take me in your long, skinny arms!
While this is going on, the girl and Booster sneak past the aunt, who's too absorbed in the radio show.
Location: The girl's room
Booster devours a bag of cookies, then slurps down some milk.
Girl: I'm so glad I found you. Dadd wouldn't let me have a puppy, but you're even better. You're like a hundred puppies! I'm going to call you Pickles!
Booster (looking less than thrilled): Pickles?! My name's not Pickles, it's Booster - and I can't stay. I've got to find my friends.
Girl (about to cry): But we haven't played tea party yet. (sobs) You don't like me.
Booster: Yes I do! Okay, I'll play tea party - but just one cup! And some more of those cookies to wash it down.
The girl laughs, happy again.
Location: Examination room
Buzz and Mira are being examined by the alien scientists.
Buzz (while being measured): We come in peace. We're not sure WHERE we came in peace, but, uh...
General: Your flying saucer crashed into our desert last night, and you've been taken to a military base.
Buzz: Military? Well, that's wonderful! I'm a military man myself, and so is Mira - well, except that she's a woman.
General (to the Major): That one's a female?
Mira pushes away the scientist measuring her.
Mira: Back off! No one measures my waistline without getting a fat lip!
General: What's a lip?
The Major shrugs in confusion.
Buzz (rising form the table): Sir, our arrival on your planet was quite by accident - however, the Galactic Alliance may indeed want to make official contact.
General: Contact?
Major: You mean invade!
Buzz: Yeah, right. Ha, ha, what planet are you from? We're the good guys - you know, to protect and to serve...
Major: As in FOR DINNER? Oh, yes, General, I think we've heard enough. Time to make a statement to the press.
He and the General go to the door.
General (to the scientists): Continue the examination.
He closes the door, and Mira tries to open it.
Mira: Locked?! I am sorry, Buzz, but I do NOT trust these guys, okay. Where are they hiding XR and Booster? And... and this examination? It's not exactly thrilling me either.
Buzz: Mira, have a little faith. Everything will be A-okay. I am sure our hosts will soon be announcing to the world that we have come in peace.
Location: Just outside the base
The General and the Major are talking to the press.
General: I can assure you, there is no flying saucer, and there are no aliens.
Reporter #1: General!
Reporter #2: What about the lights in the sky?
Reporter #3: And th sheriff's report?
While the press is asking questions, the Major slips aside to speak to one of the soldiers.
Major: It's official, soldier. Those aliens can never see the light of day again. Put them in the deep freeze.
Location: Examination room
Buzz and Mira are strapped to tables, while alien scientists bring in equipment.
Buzz: Well, looks like just a routine exam with some with some plain old-fashioned... uh... (he glances at the medical tools, which are all sharp and scary) slightly corroded equipment. Nothing to be concerned about. Uh... nothing at all!
On a shelf, a radio is on and the General's voice can be heard as he talks to the press.
General: What was found in the desert last night was a downed weather balloon. Nothing more.
Reporter #1: Is it top secret?
Reporter #2: Hold it up for a picture!
Reporter #3: Did lightning hit it?
Mira: Okay, this rookie thinks that sounded just a little bit like an official denial.
Buzz (realising): And once the military goes on the record, they never retract. It's a grade A, level 1 cover-up!
Some soldiers burst into the room.
Mira: And here come the shovels.
Location: Hallway
Buzz and Mira are being led by the soldiers.
Mira (reading a sign): Okay, cryogenics is bad enough, but "Experimental Cryogenics"? Man, why do I see us sitting on dry ice? (whispers) You sure this'll work?
Buzz: Hey! A Lightyear plan is a masterpiece of strategy and timing. Go!
Mira jumps away from the guards and ghosts through a wall. She then opens a door and hits one of the guards with it. Buzz throws the other one through the open door, knocking Mira over.
Mira (getting up): Oh, oh yeah, masterpiece of timing.
Buzz: I thought you would leap out of the way. Look, let's just go get our suits, rescue XR and Booster, and then find the shuttle. Okay? Focus, Mira.
Mira: Right. Talk about your official denial.
Location: Old aeroplane hangar
Scientists are studying the wreckage of the tour shuttle. XR's body is lying among the rubble. One of the scientists sees it and starts examining it.
XR (waking up, but very weak): Oil... can.
Scientist: Hmm...
He breathes on XR's helmet and wipes away the dust.
XR: Oo, here's a tip for a young fellow like you: Ease up on the scallions at lunch.
Scientist (running away): An alien!!!
XR: Where?
Some of the scientists arrive, carrying crowbars as weapons. They surround XR.
XR: Nice try, you chop-shop trash, but you won't get me for parts!
He grabs his broken leg and jumps out the way. He slides up a plane wing, then slides down again toward his attackers.
XR: Hey! That was a [couldn't tell what he said].
He crashes into the scientists and charges out the open hangar doors, knocking a guard over. Sliding up another plane and using it as a ramp, he flies into the air.
XR: Yeah! I'm free! (stops flying and begins falling) Alright, they have gravity here too.
He crashes to the ground.
Location: Military base hallway
The General is holding up the supposed weather balloon, while the press takes photos.
General: As you can see, it's just a harmless weather balloon. Now, one final question.
Sheriff: Yeah, I got one. How come when I was out to the crash site last night I never saw that there balloon?
General: Uh...
Major (quickly jumps in): Well, you got me, sheriff. Perhaps that's a question your eye doctor should answer. (everyone laughs, and the sheriff walks away) Well, that's all for today. Okay, folks, thank you.
Location: The General's office, some time later
One of the guards Buzz and Mira knocked out is with the General and the Major.
Major: What do you mean they escaped?
General: It gets worse. An impact crater was found near the crash site with gigantic footprints leading away from it!
Major: A third alien?! Where was it headed?
General: Midvale.
He grabs the Major.
General: Major, I have officially denied the presence of these aliens. Don't make a liar out of me!
Major: I'll take care of it, Sir, if I have to search every house in town.
He and the guard leave the room, and don't notice that the sheriff has been eavesdropping outside.
Location: Military base
Mira ghosts her head through a door and watches the soldiers as they search the area. Thinking everything is clear, she ghosts out the door and is pulled behind some boxes by Buzz just as a jeep drives past.
Buzz: Find anything?
Mira: Where ever they stashed our shuttle, it's not on this base.
Buzz (sighing): And no sign of XR or Booster.
He suddenly gasps when he hears a jeep stop next to the boxes.
The two gaurds in the jeep look around.
Guard #1: You see something?
Guard #2: Nah, I guess not. I'm just spooked. Two rampaging aliens on this base, and one loose in the town - I tell you, Joe, we're being invaded.
Guard #1: Yeah, but at least that metal fellow in the morgue ain't posing much of threat.
They laugh and drive away.
Buzz: XR!
Location: The town
Soldiers are searching all the houses.
Location: The girl's house
Booster is wearing a wig, a dress, and some make-up while playing tea party with the girl.
Booster: Becky, I need to go look for my friends, so I think I should be, you know, leaving...
Becky (tears running down her face): Just say it. I'm the worst friend anybody ever had, and I'm just a big, fat stinky-head.
Booster (holding up his teacup): May I have some more tea, please?
Becky (brightening): Okay, but only if you stop gulping it down, Pickles. You must learn to sip, like a lady.
Booster pretends to sip, and accidentally sucks the tiny cup into his mouth. Becky gasps, but Booster quickly sticks out his tongue, which has the cup on it.
Suddenly, they hear Becky's aunt talking to someone downstairs.
Beckey's aunt: Oh, I can assure you, there are no intruders hiding in Becky's room.
Becky (gasping): Hide!
Booster: Hide?! Me?! Where?!
A few moments later, the soldiers enter. Becky is at her table, playing with the tea set.
Becky: Hello, soldier man. One lump or two?
Soldier: Well, nothing in here but toys (he surveys the room, and on one side there's a pile of dolls - one of whom is actually Booster). And one big ugly one.
Booster frowns, then smiles when the soldiers leave.
Becky (running to Booster and giggling): We fooled them!
Booster (hugging her): Yeah!
Suddenly, the door opens.
Booster: Oh, blasters!
The sheriff is standing in the doorway. Booster and Becky look at him nervously.
Booster: I... come in peace?
The sheriff closes the door.
Sheriff (smiling): Hey, we don't need Aunt Dee seeing our friend here - you know how she gets. She wouldn't understand.
Becky: But you understand, don't you, Daddy?
Booster: Daddy?
Sheriff: I'm the sheriff.
Booster (gestures to himself): Uh... uh... Pickles.
Sheriff: Well, we haven't much time, Pickles. Your friends are in danger.
Location: Examination room
XR is being taken apart by the scientists, while a camera rolls. The whole scene is a parody of the famous alien autopsy video.
Voiceover: Alien autopsy, official research file footage, rolling.
Buzz suddenly walks in, wearing a lab coat and a surgical mask.
Buzz: Okay, I want a CBC and lights, cross image and two pints of O-neg, forty winks, stat. Let's heal him and wheel him, people! Zoom in on this while I...
The footage skips ahead slightly.
Buzz (staring at XR's body): You fools! Such a desecration could release its tormented spirit to haunt you for the rest of your lives!
Mira (ghosting out of XR's body): Woo! Woo!
The doctors scream and run, knocking the camera over. Everything goes fuzzy.
Location: Base
Buzz and Mira have stolen a jeep and are racing across the base with XR.
Guard (talking over the radio): The aliens just swiped our jeep!
In the back of the car, Mira is putting XR back together.
XR (waking up): Huh?
Some soldiers chase after them in another jeep, and begin firing a machine gun at them, so Buzz turns and drives the car towards the base's fence.
Buzz: Hang on!
They burst through and drive away.
Location: Road
The sheriff and Becky have been stopped by the military, who are searching all vehicles.
Beckey: Do you think they'll notice?
Sheriff: Nah, we look completely normal.
On the back of the truck, Booster is hiding under a tarp, creating a giant bulge.
Soldier: Sheriff, where you headed?
Sheriff: Landfill. Got to unload this... wet manure.
Booster burps. Suddenly suspicious, the guard walks around back.
Guard: Seems your trailer's not the only thing full of manure around here.
Sheriff (to Becky): Here's what not to do under normal circumstances, Becky. I expect you to learn from it.
The guard lifts the tarp and finds himself staring at Booster.
Booster: Are we there yet?
The car suddenly drives away at full speed.
Guard (calling to the others): He's under that tarp!
Meanwhile, Buzz and Mira are driving along.
Buzz: Any sign of Booster?
Mira (holding binoculars): Nothing.
Buzz: How about the aeroplane graveyard?
XR: Nothing looks familiar - of course I was deceased when I was there last time, so the landmarks are a little hazy.
Buzz's eyes suddenly grow wide. He sees the sheriff's car coming straight for them at high speed.
Buzz: Local law enforcement dead ahead!
The sheriff sees the jeep.
Sheriff: Soldiers! They're boxing us in!
He and Buzz both manage to swerve just in time, each turning down a different road. They go round some corners, but suddenly found themselves on a collision course again. They try to turn, but as they do so XR and Booster fly off their respective vehicles.
XR: It's official! This mission stinks!
He and Booster crash into each other.
Booster (now lying on top of XR): XR! How're you doing?
XR: Fine! It's good to see you, I've got a lot to catch up on with you - oh, that reminds me, there is one thing. Get off!!!
He throws Booster off, then notices his legs are missing.
XR: My legs! I can't feel my legs!
Booster (reaching behind his back and handing over XR's legs): I can.
Becky runs over.
Becky (hugging Booster): Oh, Pickles, you're okay!
XR: Pickles? Oh, that's good!
Buzz gets out of his crashed jeep and comes alongside the sheriff's car.
Sheriff: We have to find your ship and get you out of here.
Buzz: You're helping us - why?
Sheriff: Because it's the right thing to do.
Buzz: You're my kind of law man.
Location: Hangar
The doors open and Team Lightyear walks in with Becky and the sheriff.
Becky: Wow! That's your flying saucer?
Buzz (staring at the damaged spaceship): It used to be.
XR: Well, at least the day can't get any worse. (slaps his forehead) Why do I even say things like that?
Becky: Um, why don't you take one of those planes?
She points to the old planes lying around.
A montage begins, showing Booster dragging in one of the planes, the top of the saucer being lifted with a crane, the sheriff bolting it down, XR welding (and burning his finger), and Buzz attaching jetpacks to the plane.
Becky suddenly notices army trucks headed for the hangar.
Becky: They're coming!
The sheriff closes the doors.
The trucks come to a stop, and the Major pulls up in a jeep.
Major: Prepare to fire.
The soldiers all aim their machine guns at the hangar.
Meanwhile, inside, the team has just finished their repairs. They've attached the top of the saucer to the plane.
Location: Saucer interior
XR (plugging something in): Propulsion is online.
Buzz (to the sheriff): Thank you, sheriff. Stay out of trouble.
Sheriff: Not my nature. Now y'all have a safe flight!
Becky: I'm going to miss you, Pickles.
Booster: You're the best alien friend I ever had. (he picks her up and hugs her)
Becky: Okay Pickles, you're squishing me!
Location: Outside the hangar
Major: Alright, soldier, blow the door!
A soldier with a missile launcher fires and blows up the doors. Suddenly, the plane flies out.
Major: Fire!!!
The soldiers all fire their machine guns and take out the plane's wings.
Booster: We lost our wings!
Buzz (pulling a lever): Don't need 'em anymore! Firing jetpacks!
The jetpacks strapped to the hull activate, and the plane flies away. The Major watches in anger.
Becky and the sheriff walk out the hangar.
Major: Sheriff, I'll have you up on charges for aiding and abetting the escape of alien beings!
Sheriff: What alien beings? According to the General here, it was just a weather balloon, wasn't it?
The General's jeep pulls up.
General: Major - or should I say, Private!
While the Major is looking unhappy, Becky is waving up at the sky.
Becky: Goodbye, Pickles.
Booster (at the window of the ship): So long, Becky.
The ship flies away into space.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
We're always looking for more transcribers! At the beginning of the topic is a list of finished transcripts, and if you look through the posts you'll see what eps have been claimed. Basically, if no one else has claimed an episode then you're free to do it.
One episode which hasn't been claimed but I'd really like to see done is Rookie of the Year, because I don't have that one. I'd be super ultra grateful if you did that one. You don't have to, but Id be really happy if you did.
One episode which hasn't been claimed but I'd really like to see done is Rookie of the Year, because I don't have that one. I'd be super ultra grateful if you did that one. You don't have to, but Id be really happy if you did.
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Hah, I just saw that episode and I have to admit, I was pretty wowed by some of the brilliant animation shots in it. The machines, mostly. They were particularly shiny in some spots and I couldn't stop thinking about how gorgeous it'd look in DVD. *sigh*
I could do that episode in May or closer to summer, unless DarkmatterFangirl wouldn't mind doing it instead.![Smile](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
I could do that episode in May or closer to summer, unless DarkmatterFangirl wouldn't mind doing it instead.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Well, either way, I'd be very grateful to whoever did it. It's been about ten years since I saw it, but I remember enjoying it and I wish I could see it again (I need to find some place with fast internet that doesn't block Youtube).
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