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Here is The Main Event:
- Spoiler:
- Location: Restaurant on an alien planet
Buzz and XR are talking to the people there.
Buzz: Evil... it's everywhere. The galaxy reeks of it. I can fight it, but I can't fight it alone. I need your help. You're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Now you've gotta ask yourself one question: Do I care enough to act? Well, do you?
Everyone more or less ignores him.
Alien woman (holding up a plate of disgusting food): More Mulmar loaf, Ranger Lightyear?
Buzz: Uh... no, thank you, Ma'am. Uh... that's a lovely planet you've got here. It'd be a shame if it turned into a festering cesspool of criminal depravity.
The aliens all stare at each other in shock.
Alien woman: Oh, oh, that couldn't happen here, could it?
XR: Could that happen here? Could that happen here? Heh, heh, heh... good question. Uh, what's your guess, Buzz?
Buzz (pointing at the aliens): Could and will - unless YOU take all appropriate and necessary steps to stop it. Wake up, people! The thin green line of Space Rangers and you noble volunteers of the galaxy watch are the only thing standing between peaceful order and lawless chaos!
Alien man with radio: Ranger Lightyear! Ranger Lightyear!
Buzz: Sir?
Alien man: I'm monitoring Star Command's frequencies... uh, what's a code zeta 7?
Buzz: That's a cargo freighter in need of assistance. [turning back to the others] Now these are the rules you have to follow...
Alien man: Ranger Lightyear?
Buzz: Hold on. Now, remember, trust no one, believe nothing, and when in doubt, keep 'em out.
Alien man: Hi, uh, Ranger Lightyear, over here. What's a V class hyper bomb?
Buzz: That's top secret. Why do you ask?
Alien man: Well, Sir, I'm picking up a distress call. A ship transporting V class hyper bombs crashed on Sentilla VI.
Buzz: What?! Come on, XR, if those bombs fall into the wrong hands it could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!
He walks out, but then pops back in for a moment.
Buzz (saluting): Have a nice night.
XR: Oh, and forget you ever saw us.
The aliens all look at each other and cringe in fear.
Location: Sentilla VI
The planet is bare and rocky. Lava flows in rivers here and there, while lightning flashes in the sky. Buzz and XR are flying along. XR has a large scanner.
Buzz: Any readings on the bombs, XR?
XR: Negative, Buzz. I'm scoping but I'm not finding.
They land on a rocky outcrop above some lava.
Buzz (opening communicator): Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.
He taps the communicator, trying to get it to work.
XR: No go, Buzz. Signal's breaking up. Now, maybe if you -
Buzz (holding a finger to his lips): Shh! Shh!
He looks around, but there's nothing to see except a bolt of lightning. Buzz jumps behind XR.
Buzz: My Ranger sense is getting all tingly...
XR: I think they make a lotion for that.
Buzz: Watch out!
He pushes XR out the way just a laser beam shoots past him. Buzz and XR tumble off the outcrop while avoiding another blast. A spacebike hovers down, revealing Torque.
Torque: Tough luck, Buzzy! Those bombs are gonna be all mine!
Buzz: Guess again, Torque!
He and XR fly up.
Torque: Aw, you remember me. I'm touched, baby!
Buzz (aiming his wrist ray): I never forget a law-breaker.
They circle each other.
Torque suddenly grabs his gun and shoots at them. Buzz grabs XR and pulls him out the way.
Torque (starting his bike and flying over them): Later, Buzz mondo!
Buzz: After him, XR!
They take off after Torque, who is flying through a lava-filled valley. They fire at him, but he easily dodges. Pressing a button on his bike, Torque makes a gun pop out on the back and starts firing. One of the shots takes off XR's arm.
XR: Oh, that's the third arm this month! AHH!
He sees a rock jutting out right in front of him and isn't able to stop in time. Hitting it, his head and helmet fly off from his body.
XR's head (falling down): Get Torque! I'll be ffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!
He lands on the ground, next to a lava flow. His helmet lands around him.
XR: Just fine. Boy, you don't see this in the brochures.
Buzz: You're mine, Torque!
Torque: Ha! In your dreams, Buzz boy!
As they fly away, Rentwhistle Swack suddenly walks over the scene, as if floating.
Swack: Greetings and welcome, lovers of the unusual! I am Rentwhistle Swack, your host for the thriller on Sentilla!
The view has pulled back so that we can now see he was standing on a screen. Another screen (with spotlights shining on it) displays the writing "Thrilla on Sentilla".
Swack: A classic battle of good versus evil. Directly below us, heinous bad guy Torque [the screen underneath him displays Torque's picture] is messing it up with legendary Space Ranger, Buzz Liiiiiiightyear [Buzz's picture appears]!
Nerdy guy (Klerm) on the phone: Excuse, me you only want 40 million units? Don't waste my time.
He puts the phone down.
Klerm: I'm bored.
He snaps his finger, and a robot comes to him with a suitcase, which it puts on the floor. The suitcase turns into a computer. On the screen, a scary grey robot is blasting a defenseless robot with an XL-like body. The writing "Compuquest" appears.
Klerm: Now, pay attention, Swack. This is excitement!
Swack (unimpressed): Mr. Klerm, it's not real. Unlike the slug fest going on below us.
Klerm: It just so happens the simulated action of CompuKlerm games made me the richest man in the galaxy. That, and my revolutionary rotary dial, of course. Did I mention richest man? Anyway, I hired you to find me something better. And so far I am rather disappointed.
Swack: Give it a chance, Mr. K. With these two duking it out, there's sure to be thrills a plenty!
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz is still chasing Torque. He shoots Torque's bike, causing it to crash. Torque and the bike fall off a short embankment.
Torque: Bummer, baby.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm: Well, well, let's go down for a closer look, shall we.
Swack runs up to Klerm to stop him, because the ship is now becoming visible through the clouds.
Swack: We don't want Buzz Lightyear seeing we're here.
Location: Sentilla VI
The ship moves up just as Buzz flies past. He stops for a moment.
Buzz: Did I just see something?
Torque, meanwhile, discards his bike and presses his cloning device. Another Torque comes out his back.
Toruqe clone: Dynamite idea, Torqy. We just need a little more reach.
Torque: You got it, my friend!
More Torques appear, and they stand on each others' shoulders, trying to climb back up the cliff.
Torque clone: Hey, hey, careful of those tootsies, Torque.
Torque: How's the view up there, T?
Torque clone: Growth spurt! One more oughta do it!
Torque (pressing the cloning device): Coming at ya, baby!
Buzz comes to the edge of the cliff and peers over. He's suddenly punched by a Torque clone.
Torque (suddenly, the Torque clone seems to be the real Torque - either an animation error, or a script error): Aw, did that hurt, pony boy? Join the party, Torquilas! It swings, Jack!
Buzz groans and wakes up.
Torque: I've said it before, but this time I mean it. Bye-bye, Buzzinsky!
The Torque clones all shoot at Buzz, but he flies away just in time, resulting in them all shooting each other and disappearing.
Torque: Wha-?
Buzz lands on him, knocking him to the ground. He breaks out some hand-cuffs while Torque crawls away. Torque suddenly charges at Buzz, but Buzz slaps a cuff on his hand, flings him over, and cuffs the other hand.
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger. By the authority of the Galactic Alliance, I hereby place you -
Torque (now completely tied up): Skip it, Bubble-Head! I know the drill, baby.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is watching.
Klerm: Big wow. I mean, I've seen better fights on the schoolyard.
Swack: Hold onto your rotary, Mr. K. A much tougher opponent is on his way.
Location: Raenok ship
A Raenok is gearing up for battle. As his ship is flying along, a blast suddenly hits it, completely disabling it.
The Raenok coughs in defeat.
Location: Space
Zurg's dreadnought appears, dwarfing the Raenok ship (you've got to wonder - what does Zurg do with all that space on the ship?)
Location: Dreanought interior
Zurg is laughing evilly.
Zurg: Nobody stands in the way of the Evil! Emperor! Zurg! At least not for long. Alright, Grubs. Let's go find those hyper bombs!
Grubs: We live to serve, Evil Emperor Zurg.
Zurg: Well, you got that right, bug eyes.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm (looking at his computer): Well, perhaps I misjudged you, Swack.
Swack (bowing): Well, thank you, Sir. True, an experience like this is not cheap. But, when you retain Rentwhistle Swack, you get only the very best.
Klerm: Evil Emperor Zurg himself is on his way! This could possibly be a little bit interesting.
Swack: Right, so just settle back and - ZURG?! Ahh! Okay, we gotta get out of here! Now! Let's move! Come on, everybody! Quick like bunnies!
He tries to run away, but is pulled back by Klerm's robot.
Klerm: Nobody's going anywhere, Swack! Remember, you work for me.
Klerm laughs nerdily.
Swack (struggling to break away from Klerm's robot): Ah, well then let me be the first to say I quit! We're talking about the Evil Emperor Zurg here - with a heavy emphasis evil!
Klerm: Naturally, you'll receive a hefty bonus for delivering such top flight entertainment.
The robot spews out money. Swack sees it and settles down.
Swack: Oh... well then let the battle begin, baby!
Location: Dreadnought
Zurg is asleep in his throne.
Two grubs push another one to the front, who has the unfortunate task of awaking the emperor.
The grub clears his throat, but is suddenly grabbed by Zurg.
Zurg: Five more minutes, Ma! I don't wanna go to school! [hmm... here's a question for all you Zurg fans to ponder: did Zurg ever go to school?]
Zurg suddenly wakes up and sees he's holding the grub.
Zurg (dropping it): Ahh! What is it, grubs?!
Grub: Um... we've scanned the entire planet, a-and find no sign of the hyper bombs.
Zurg: So... they're hidden from my scanners, eh? How like Star Command!
Grub: We, uh, we did locate something else.
A hologram of Buzz appears.
Zurg: Ah... Buzz Lightyear. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, my little fruit fly. Searching for the bombs, no doubt.
Grub: Uh... we should turn around, right?
Zurg: Don't be absurd! I can get Star Command's latest weapon, and do away with Buzz Lightyear at the same time! What we in the trade call a double-dilly.
Grub: Uh, yes, that's what we meant.
Zurg: Hornets! Grubs! Prepare for a surprise attack!
Hornets and Grubs march by.
Zurg: Your search is about to end, Lightyear - oops, I mean it's your life that's about to end!
He laughs evilly.
Location: Klerm's ship
Klerm is also laughing, though in a more annoying than evil way, while watching Zurg laugh. How he manages to get footage of inside Zurg's ship, I don't know, but I'm sure Star Command would like to.
Klerm (starting to cough): More soda, Swack.
Location: Sentilla VI
XR is still lying uselessly on the ground - nothing but a head and a bowl.
XR: Hello? Hello? Helllooo? Hey! [he see his body wandering around] Divet head! Okay, try to stay with me. Now, walk towards the sound of my voice. Don't dawdle, don't veer!
The body crashes into some rocks and falls over.
XR: Real good. Hey!
He sees a hand reaching for him.
Buzz (picking up XR and holding his missing arm): Need a hand, Ranger?
XR: Buzz! Oh, man, I knew you'd come back. Well, I might have had a few minute's doubt. Moments, really! Very brief! It's not me doubting, it was the body without the head. That was the doubter. The head always knew.
By now, XR is fully re-assembled.
XR: What about Torque?
Buzz: He's all tied up at the moment.
XR (breaking out his scanner): So, back to bomb patrol?
Buzz: Negative. Jammed signal, shifting readings, no sign of the crash. Something smells like old Mulmar loaf.
Meanwhile, Zurg on his hover throne and an army of hornets are headed Buzz's way.
Buzz: It's time to return to the ship.
XR: I like your thinking, Buzz. When in doubt, flee.
Buzz: That's not what I meant.
XR: Whatever. It's still a solid plan.
Just above them, the hornet army has gathered. Buzz sees them as they fly down.
Buzz: Hornets!
XR and Buzz become surrounded. They stand back to back (XR now with a big gun) and start firing.
XR: It's hard to view this as a positive development, and I'm a very up guy!
Buzz grabs XR and flies away. The hornets follow.
Although some of them are blown up, others fire on XR and blow him to bits again.
XR (as his head falls): Not again! Come on!
Buzz (dodging blasts): Let's play follow the leader.
He flies away and the hornets go after him. Flying straight at a lavafall, Buzz turns upwards just as he's about to hit it, but most of the hornets don't react in time and crash into the lava, melting. However, two manage to avoid it and continue chasing him.
Buzz lands, and so do the hornets. He fires at a large rock behind them, which falls and crushes the robots.
Buzz: Game over!
A hornet suddenly lands on him, pushing him down. A whole ton more follow. Buzz struggles, but they have him pinned down.
Buzz (knocking a few off but still restrained): Let go!
They all point their weapons at him.
Zurg (his hover throne descending): So... Buzz Lightyear. At last I have you!
Buzz: Just do it, Zurg. I'd rather go now than listen to you gloat.
Zurg: Ready, aim, fire!
The hornets aim their weapons at Buzz, who prepares for the worst, but nothing happens.
Zurg (jumping off the throne and going up to the hornets): For those who may not have being paying attention, I said FIRE!!!
The hornets start to shake.
Zurg: This is no time for happy beat! What are you doing?! [and why is the Z on Zurg's chest inverted?]
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is doing something with his computer.
Swack: What are you doing?
Klerm: Oh, nothing much. Just jamming Zurg's control frequency.
Swack: Ah! I see. So you can't stand to see Buzz Lightyear lose, hmm?
Klerm: Ha, please. I don't care a micron who wins or loses. I just don't want to see a knockout in the first round.
Location: Sentilla VI
The hornets are still shaking.
Zurg: Stop it! Stop it this instant! Argh!
The hornets start to walk away, still shaking.
Zurg: I'll deal with you hornets later.
He morphs his hand into a gun and turns to Buzz.
Zurg: You, I'll deal with now.
He starts shooting, but Buzz holds a hornet up as a shield.
Buzz: Getting rid of me is not that easy, Zurg.
Zurg morphs the other hand in a different gun and shoots, but Buzz throws a hornet in the way of the blast. Pieces of the hornet go flying at Zurg. Buzz, meanwhile, slips behind a rock.
Zurg (shooting a rock, trying to find Buzz): Curse you, Buzz Lightyear! [using his communicator] Grubs! Scan the planet and lock on Buzz Lightyear! You read me? Grubs? Oh, blasted cellular phone!
Location: Dreadnought
The grubs are scampering around like crazy, trying to get the ship to work.
Zurg (over the radio): What's going on?
Grub: Can't talk, Evil Emperor Zurg. Something's seized control of the ship's computer!
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is watching Zurg.
Zurg: What?!
Klerm (giggling): Oh, the big bad emperor doesn't seem so all-powerful now, does he?
Location: Dreadnought
The ship turns around and flies away while the grubs dash around in terror.
Grub: Emperor Zurg is not likely to take this well.
Location: Sentilla VI
Zurg is clenching his fists.
Zurg: Grubs!
A laser blast suddenly gets his attention.
Buzz (aiming at Zurg): Don't move a muscle - not even a hair. I'd just hate to see any harm come your way.
Zurg (pressing the Z on his chest): If anyone is to be harmed, it's you!
He takes off while Buzz fires at him.
Buzz (seeing that Zurg is getting away): Ugh!
He activates his jetpack and chases after him.
Zurg: Didn't know about the rocket boots, did you, Buzz? And I got them on sale!
Buzz: It's gonna take more than fancy footwear to save ya!
Zurg shoots at Buzz, but Buzz effortlessly dodges.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm (watching): Cool.
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz has disappeared, and Zurg is looking for him.
Buzz (coming up behind him): Looking for something?
He crashes into Zurg, knocking him to the ground. They tumble apart, while Zurg's gun rolls away. Buzz leaps to his feet as does Zurg, who strikes a ninja pose and makes (presumably) ninja noises.
Zurg: Are you familiar with the Nalthusian death grip?
Buzz: Intimately.
Zurg and Buzz jump at each other, meeting in mid air and tackling each other to the ground next to some lava.
Zurg (on top of Buzz, trying to push him in): Why resist, Lightyear? This time I've got you!
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is watching in excitement.
Klerm (practically panting): Do it! Do it!
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz looks at the lava in fear.
Zurg: Fiendishly clever, Lightyear - the way you lured me here then eliminated my defenses.
Buzz kicks him away and jumps to his feet.
Buzz: That would have been clever, except I didn't do the luring. You lured me.
Zurg: Why would I lure you here, then disable my hornets at the moment of attack?
Buzz: Wha-? How should I know! You are what Nana Lightyear would call "a strange dish".
Zurg does a ninja scream and jumps at Buzz again. They tumble around a bit, then break free of each other.
Zurg: The fact remains, I did not lure you.
Buzz: Well, I didn't lure you either.
Buzz and Zurg together: Someone else lured us both!
Location: Swack's ship
Swack is unhappy.
Swack: Oh no! Busted!
Klerm: Enough with the luring! Start hurting each other!
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz and Zurg are no longer fighting.
Buzz: Let's say someone else is responsible. Who? Why?
Zurg glances at the sky.
Buzz: What? What is it? Do you see something?
The clouds part for a moment and Zurg sees Swack's ship.
Zurg: Ah-ha.
Buzz: What? What? Tell me!
Zurg blasts off.
Buzz (activating his jetpack): Come back here, Zurg! I didn't excuse you!
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is using his computer while Swack is terrified.
Swack: Okay! Show's over! That's it! It's that quick like bunny time again!
He begins biting his nails.
Klerm: If you'd quit your whining and direct your attention to my robot, you'll see that once again, Klerm is in control.
The robot begins to transform into the bot seen in the game.
Klerm (opening a hatch): Go get 'em, boy!
The robot flies out.
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz and Zurg are flying together.
Buzz: When this is over, you're mine.
Zurg: Not likely, Buzzy boy!
Buzz (seeing Klerm's robot headed for them): Look's like we've got company.
Zurg (shooting upwards): Lightyear's the one you want!
The robot shoots at Buzz but misses.
Zurg (flying away): I wish you luck, Buzz!
Buzz: Thanks for nothing!
He lands on a rock and the robot lands in front of him. It extends its arm and smashes in to rock just as Buzz jumps away. It then starts shooting at Buzz, who is now running.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm: You can see my robot taking it to that Buzz Lightyear!
Swack: Yes, yes, which leaves one evil emperor unaccounted for.
Zurg (coming up behind Swack): Did someone say evil?
Swack: Oh! Hi! It's the Evil Emperor Zurg! What a pleasure. An honour, really.
Zurg (surveying the ship): Hmm... quite a setup you've got here.
He looks at the screen, which shows Buzz running from the robot.
Zurg: And that's where you watched us fight. Amazing.
Swack: I'm Rentwhistle Swack, the man responsible for the whole shabang!
He holds out his hand.
Zurg: I don't shake. Cooties, you know.
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz is firing at the robot, but the beams just bounce off. It fires at him, and he runs away. As it comes under a rocky arch, he fires at the rocks, causing them to fall on the robot. Buzz gasps when he sees its hand break out and stretch towards him. He leaps out the way next to a lava flow and has an idea. He activates his jetpack and flies away, closely followed by the robot. He flies at lavefall and does the same trick as he did with the hornets. The robot seems to fall for it and flies right into the lava.
Buzz's satisfaction is short-lived, because the robot flies out again unharmed. It then continues chasing him.
Location: Swack's ship
Zurg is watching the screen.
Zurg (talking about Klerm's computer): State of the art?
Klerm: Oh, yes. It's the CompuKlerm MX-Alpha. The finest computer in the galaxy.
He almost chokes himself laughing.
Zurg: Well... well, well, well. I hate it. And I hate you!
He smashes the computer.
Klerm (in shock): Hey, man! you broke it! It-it didn't even belong to you!
Zurg (breaking out his nerfgun): Little man, I tire of this entire exercise.
He shoots the screen. The ship begins to blow up.
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz lands on top fo the robot as it flies.
Buzz: I'm getting tired of playing games, robot!
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm (while rubble is falling on him): Oh, you're in trouble now! Nobody treats Norbet Klerm like this! Nobody! I'll send my lawyers after you! I can - I'm rich!
Zurg: No. You know, it's twerps like you that give evil a bad name. Ta-ta!
Swack: Well, what are we supposed to do now?!
Zurg (flying away): My guess would be crash!
As the ship shakes, Swack and Klerm fall down and roll through the broken screen. Klerm hangs onto Swack, who hangs onto the edge of the ship. Klerm climbs up Swack and back into the ship.
Swack: Hey! Watch it!
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz pulls something on the robot, and it reverts to its former self - which can't fly. As it falls, Buzz turns around and sees Zurg flying away from an exploding ship.
Buzz: Zurg is getting away! But there could be innocent people onboard that craft - craters! Zurg will have to wait.
He flies to the ship and grabs Swack and Klerm. The ship then crashes. Buzz flies away with the two men, almost dropping Klerm at one point. He eventually lands safely and puts them down.
Swack (hugging Buzz): Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Buzz: Well, well, well, Rentwhistle Swack. I thought I smelled a rat.
Klerm: Well, you sure took your sweet time saving us, and you almost dropped me! I'm going to have you brought up on charges! I know the president of the Galactic Alliance personally!
Buzz: Uh... who are you?
Klerm: Norbert Klerm, founder of CompuKlerm, and the richest man in the galaxy! Did I mention richest? Anyway, by the time my lawyers get through with you, you'll be pounding sand in the Outback Quadrant!
Buzz: You're starting to get on my nerves. Lucky for you, I'm a Space Ranger.
Swack: Hey, I'm not.
He leaps onto Klerm and starts attacking him.
Meanwhile, XR arrives, holding one of his legs but otherwise complete.
XR (the leg he's carrying is suddenly in a different arm): What's with them?
Buzz: I'll break it up - when I get around to it.
XR (his leg suddenly in the other arm again - darn these animation errors!): Well, so what about the bombs?
Buzz: I'll tell you all about it on the way home, XR.
The fight is still continuing.
XR (pointing to them): Uh, Buzz...?
Buzz: Just a little longer.
The End
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cool! i'll start The Slayer today~
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I can volunteer to also do Star Smasher, Ancient Evil, Large Target and Shape Stealer, if no one else volunteers! I still call dibs on Wirewolf, though.
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I'm fixing up the transcript for Gravitina. I didn't even notice there was innuendo in the first 30 seconds of the episode until just now...
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Well, it certaintly took me long enough, but heres the slayer! (Its the first time I've done a transcript, so if i did something wrong please point it out.)
- Spoiler:
- The Slayer
Location: Star command corridor
Buzz (looking around door with binoculars): Team leader to Beta squadron, are you in position?
Location: Ventilation duct
XR: Roger Team Leader, We’re in position. We’re going in.
Location: Corridor
Buzz: He’s not going to get away this time. (Pulls binoculars away from eyes and speaks into wrist communicator.) Remember rangers, stick to the plan. Be persistent and keep focused on the goal. Ready, ready target is almost vulnerable. On my mark. Go go go!
Someone presses the button to open the door, and Commander Nebula is swarmed by junior rangers waving boxes of cookies at him.
Commander Nebula: What? (Falls down.) Who let these little space scamps in here?
XR knocks out the ventilation cover and slides down on a rope.
Commander Nebula: Uh, let me think about that. NOOO! (Commander kicks off children.)
The children walk away sadly as Buzz comes in.
Junior ranger in front (Holds up box of cookies.): He won’t buy any cookies.
Buzz: Hmmm… I was sure hitting him after dinner would work.
XR: yeah! Mission Dessert Storm never fails.
Commander Nebula: Ha! I eat my dessert first. That’s how I maintain my girlish figure. Let this be a lesson to you Junior Space Rangers; always know your customer.
Buzz: But it was a good effort. (Salutes to Junior Rangers.) Group dismissed!
The children salute back to Buzz.
Buzz: Alright Junior Rangers, go out there and make me proud.
The junior rangers leave.
XR: Oh oh oh! Push the macaroons! We’ve got overstock.
Commander Nebula and XR walk up to Buzz.
Commander: Buzz, we’ve got a situation. Several days ago that energy vampire Nos-4-a2 escaped from prison planet PC-7.
XR: escaped huh? Ha-ha, well there’s only one ranger for this job ye-uh.
Commander: Yeah. Buzz we’ve got a solid lead on his whereabouts: Trade world.
Buzz: Blast! Energy vampire buffet.
Location: Loading docks.
Buzz and XR are walking down the dock and pass a cleaning bot.
Buzz (Opens wrist communicator.): Booster, Mira, come in-
XR: Buzz, Buzz (Pushes Buzz back.) It’s me, XR (Puts out energy -suction cup things.) The brave little ranger who powered down Nos-4-a2 with a flick of his fingers.
XR flicks out his arms and drains the power out of the cleaning bot. He pulls back his hands and blows on the fingers, than waves dismissively.
XR: We don’t need Booster and Mira. I’ll break his circuits and have us back in time for tonight’s poker game.
Buzz: Gambling in Star Command?
XR: Er, uh… yeah… But not for long! Hehehe Tonight I’m going to bust this thing, what’s it called? Eh, Poker? Bust it wide open!
Location: Space
Star Cruiser 42 flies away from star command.
XR: Don’t you worry I’ll clean up this whole place.
Location: inside 42
XR (Arms crossed.) : If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s gambling! I’ll lay you seven to one odds there’ll be no more poker after tonight, huh?
XR drops several poker chips onto the floor accidentally.
Buzz: Pick up the poker chips XR.
Location: Trade world
Moving down from the street we are shown trash pickers sifting through a pile of garbage. Two men are shown beating on a soda machine.
Man with purple skin: Come one, machine, give, give! I’m thirsty!
Machine: Beat it ya free loaders!
The soda machine emits a shockwave defense system and the men fall off. It stomps away into an alley.
Machine: No coin drop no soda pop!
Man with purple skin: There ya dope, you said vendbots were easy!
Machine (Walking into alley.): Oh man the wife was right, I should have been an ATM. Well lighted, good locations, Bank holidays!
Nos-4-a2 comes down from above and lands in front of the Vending Machine, wings spread.
Nos-4-a2: I thirst for juice!
Machine: Beat it ya freeloader!
Nos-4-a2: Right you are… (Nos roars, lunging at the bot.)
Machine (Shaking.): Ahhh…. Hey, regular or diet?
The machine shoots soda cans at Nos. The energy vampire flinches and backs up, dodging and grabbing at the cans. He roars again.
Machine: Shock wave defense system ya freak!
The machine fire the defense system again and Nos swallows the shock waves.
Nos-4-a2 (Licking lips.): Mmmm… Lovely. (Lights up with power.) Extra supple.
Machine: WAAAAAH!!! *runs away*
Nos spreads his wings and chases the vending machine. He grabs the machine and bites it, draining its energy. The machines eyes go dark. A shadow rises behind them and prepares to fire a Plazooka. Nos turns in fear and the girl fires. Nos flies off and she fires again, blasting a whole in the wall and revealing a bathing woman.
Woman (Holds up scrub brush.): Aaah!
Nos continues to retreat and the girl fires again, taking out a bridge.
Nos: You again! Well, street punk, I just got a bright idea!
The energy vampire flies up the side of a building and bounces off the front of a billboard and drains it, then turns for an attack on the girl, shooting energy from his hands. The girl ducks and continues to shoot at him, taking out a wall and showing a counterfeit money plot. Nos-4-2 disappears into the distance.
Girl: You can fly, but you can’t hide.
Location: Alley (Later)
The soda machine is being loaded into an ambulance shuttle. XR and Buzz are watching with the machine’s wife.
Buzz (Places hand onto the machine.): Who did this to you?
Machine: The guy… big fangs. It was… horrible.
XR is patting the machine’s wife sympathetically.
Washing machine (Sobbing): He was such a good bot! Why would anyone want to do this to him? Always giving free drinks to the kids!
XR (Nodding sadly.): They don’t make them like that anymore.
Washing machine: So reliable! Five years without a service call, and now this! (Breaks down into sobs.) Who would do such a thing?!
XR: Nos-4-a2.
The ambulance finishes loading the vending machine into the back and flies off.
Buzz (Looking at the holes in the wall.): Odd. A vending bot couldn’t have put up this much resistance.
XR uses his scanner to check a puddle.
XR: Im detecting Plazooka residue, and also residue from… (Jerks scanner out of the puddle.) DyuuuOkay! Shouldn’t use this thing in an ally…
Buzz: Hmmm… Plazooka residue. That kind of weaponry isn’t standard issue for a soda machine. Or the energy vampire… Looks like we’ve got ourselves another player.
Location: Trade world
Buzz and XR are riding motorcycles.
Buzz: you’re sure you’re looking for the right frequency?
XR: Please, I know Nos-4-a2’s current lie the back of my own hand. (Waves hand and it comes flying off.) Well, the back of that hand. (Pulls new hand out.) I’m not sure if this one’s a right or a left. (Puts on hand and waves it back and forth.)
They pass directly under Nos-4-a2 on the bikes and continue on.
Nos: Little one… we meet again. (Spreads wings) Lovely.
Nos takes off and follows the rangers.
XR: I’m picking up a lot of signatures but not Nos-4a2’s.
Buzz: This planet’s one big ball of energy. One source is going to be tough, XR.
Nos-4-a2 flies past behind Buzz. He turns.
Buzz: XR? (Sees empty motorbike.)
XR (Being carried away by Nos-4-a2.): I think I’ve got a very strong lead on him!
Buzz turns the bike around and follows them.
Location: Building rooftop
Nos-4-a2 (Drops XR onto the roof.): We must stop meeting like this. People will talk- of your demise! (Pokes XR on the top of the head and laughs evilly.)
XR: Actually an evil gloating moment, while always good fun, is really out of place here, because it’s time for YOUR demise. (Points at Nos-4-a2 and extends suction cups.) Remember these? (Doing ninja moves) Yah! Wah! He-yah!
XR places his hands on the energy vampire’s chest, and nothing happens.
XR: aah.. Ok.
Nos sends a wave of energy down XR’s arms, knocking him off.
Nos-4-a2: Hahaha! (Pointing at chest.) I’ve installed a randometer in my power grid. The effect is positively wicked, isn’t it? Hahahahaha!
XR (Sitting up): You now, you were right, this is the perfect time for an evil gloating moment, take all the time you need! Eating me can wait.
Buzz pulls up behind them, and as Nos-4-a2 moves in he points at the energy vampire with his wrist laser.
Buzz: Eat this, Nos-4-a2!
He blasts the vampire away and XR stands up and rockets away. Nos-4-a2 is tumbling down off the side of the building but spreads his wings and chases XR. Buzz follows them. XR and Nos pass an elderly woman, spinning her, but Buzz stops just in time to let her pass.
Elderly woman: Oh, thank you for stopping young man.
Buzz: You do have the right of way ma’am- if you could just utilize it more quickly
Elderly woman: Sonny, at my age you’ve got to be careful of those G- forces.
The woman passes ahead and Buzz resumes his chase.
Buzz: Craters! Lost ‘em
Location: Trade world
XR is flying away from Nos-4-a2. He looks back and sees the energy vampire gaining on him.
XR (Turns back to the path ahead and sees a truck fly into his path.): Aaah! (Eyes popping out of head.)
He evades the truck by banking upward, but loses his jetpack against a bridge.
XR (falls out of midair, bounces off the top of a car): Ooh! That was a fender!
XR grabs onto a bridge and keeps falling but snaps upward, sending himself flying. Nos-4-a2 grabs him out of the air and sets him on the roof.
XR: Oh, Thanks pal! Ya know what- Dah! (Realizes that he was grabbed by Nos-4-a2.)
Nos: Now, where were we before we were so rudely interrupted? Oh yes (Places hand on XR’s head) I was having my revenge on you for putting me in that dreadful prison.
XR: They but you in the dreadful prison? Wait, no, I clearly specified that they put you in the really nice prison!
Nos-4-a2 attacks XR and bites him.
XR: Okay, you’re on my leg.
A Plazooka blast knocks XR and Nos apart, blasting a hole in the billboard behind them
XR: Gah!
Girl: Hope you enjoyed your last meal.
Nos-4-a2 climbs out from behind the busted billboard and flies away and the girl fires again, but misses and destroys part of the wall. She runs to the building’s edge in time to see him fly into a sewer. She runs over to XR and opens his chest. A red light is blinking and beeping, and the battery level is shown at zero.
Girl: Oh no! He’s flat lining!
Location: Trade world rooftop
Buzz pulls over onto the roof and stops, getting off and going up to the girl.
Buzz: Step away from that robot! Looting is a crime.
Girl (Going through XR’s interior.): I’m not looting, I’m looking for his auxiliary reboot switch. Whatever happened to putting the buttons on the front?
Buzz (Noticing the Plazooka she has laid aside): A Plazooka. So you’re the one who took on Nos-4-a2.
Girl: Somebody has to.
Buzz: You leave law enforcement to the pros little lady.
Girl (standing up.) : This bot needs a reboot before his memory files are lost! (Picks up Plazooka) I’ve got a charger back at my place.
Buzz picks up XR and they get onto his motorcycle. They take off.
Buzz: Which way?
Girl: To the bad side of town.
Buzz: Could you be more specific?
Girl: Turn left.
Location: Trade world, Seedy Hotel rooftop
Girl (Showing off makeshift house.): Welcome to the penthouse.
Buzz: Sarcasm, and in one so young.
Girl: Let’s get to work.
Buzz (Setting XR onto the bed): You said you had a charger unit.
Girl (Pulling charger from inside a duct.): Duh, I don’t keep it out in the open. (Sets charger on the bed.) Do you know how many unibucks this thing would get on the black market?
Buzz: A child shouldn’t even know what a black market is.
Girl (Rubbing charger handles together): Are you for real? This is Trade world. (Uses the charger on XR.)
XR (Sits up suddenly.): Whoa! Stop the juice! Buzz? Where are we? (Points at girl.) Who’re you?
Girl: Savvy. Savvy SL2.
Buzz: Peculiar last name.
Savvy: Not if your parents are robots.
XR (Looking at a photo of Savvy’s parents.): So you’re an android. Man, nice exoskin. (Pinches Savvy’s cheeks.) That synthetic acne looks so real.
Savvy (pushing away XR’s hand.): I’m not an android, I’m adopted.
Buzz: Ah.
Savvy (Holding photo and talking to XR.): You remind me of my father. You have his eyes. (Turns over photo and shows XR) CP22 series? But now I’m an orphan again thanks to that energy vampire.
XR (Turns around and notices a mechanical thing): Hey what’s this?
The thing creates an arc of energy and it wraps around XR’s head.
XR: Feeling… weak… Energy… draining (Tries to pull away from energy field) Ooooh I see a starship a’ comin’, it’s a’ comin’ for me…
Savvy (Grabs XR and pulls him away.): Get away from that! It emits a power absorption field. I made it to use on that energy vampire and it doesn’t have any effect on him.
XR: Oh, tell me about it. Lousy randometer thing. Why didn’t I see it coming?
Buzz: Maybe because you had, uh, never heard of it before?
XR: Possibly.
Savvy: A randometer! Duh! So I just have to plug this directly into his randometer to finish him off! If that’s what it takes.
Buzz: What’s your plan?
Savvy: Find him, slay him.
Buzz: An attack without a plan is a plan for failure.
Savvy: Oh, here’s one for you; sitting around talking doesn’t stop the bot killer. Let’s roll.
XR: Good idea, you two have fun. I’ll stay here and recuperate, do some light housekeeping.
Buzz (Holds up a fist.): XR, don’t you hunger for a rematch?
Savvy: Come on! A family that slays together, stays together.
XR (holds up hand.): You’re right! This space ranger will not be afraid! Nos-4-a2 is goin’ down! To victory! (Waves hand around and it comes flying off.)
Someone below: Aah!
XR: Got any duct tape?
Location: Trade world, sewer entrance.
Buzz (Running finger through a puddle.): Servo fluid. He’s wounded. Looks like you almost nailed him Savvy. Follow this trail and you might get to finish the job.
Savvy: Just stay out of my way.
Savvy begins to walk into the sewer. Buzz and XR follow, and Buzz peeks back out and checks to make sure that the motorcycle’s alarm is on. XR turns on his eyes as the turn a corner and illuminates a robot graveyard.
XR: I picked up the trail. (Lights fall on dead bots.)
Savvy: That monster. He’s been here.
Buzz: It’s a robot graveyard.
XR: Yep, We’re getting close. More close than I need, people. (Rattling noise. XR looks down and sees that the nose is his shaking legs.)
Buzz (Places a hand on XR’s shoulders.): XR, would you like a moment of silence to honor your fellow robots?
XR: Uh, yeah, that would be appropriate, huh? (Places hands together for a second and looks down at feet.) Okay moments over let’s get out of here!
XR runs ahead of Buzz and Savvy, who follow, watching their step.
XR (stops before falling off pipe’s edge.): Uuuh! If this motif doesn’t scream ‘Evil lair’ I don’t know what does.
Camera down, showing a coffin- shaped ship and more dead robots. Savvy looks around and then jumps from her pipe to the floor, ready with the power absorber. Buzz and XR descend with their jetpacks.
Buzz: Looks like Nos-4-a2 has been busy building, uh, whatever that is.
XR (holding up busted servo pump.): He’s been busy replacing his servo pump too.
Savvy: Which means he’s out there feeding on more helpless robots. (Begins to leave.)
Buzz: Savvy wait you don’t even know where to look for him!
Savvy: I now it’s a waste of time to stay down here.
Buzz: Ugh, she’s got a lot of growing up to do.
Newspaper vendor: Hey… over here... (XR approaches to help.) Energy vampire… You must… stop
XR: Yes, yes, we’re working on that.
Newspaper vendor: Metro… page… (Opens and spits out newspapers)
Buzz removes one of the papers and reads over it.
XR (Spots photo of woman on the cover page.): Ooooh the Miss Trade world finals are today! We’re goin’, right?
Buzz (Stands up.): That’s it! (Page is shown) New crystallic fusion reactor to go online today.
Location: New crystallic fusion reactor
XR: You sure he’s not going to be at the Miss Trade world finals?
Buzz: He’ll go for the main reactor. When he does I’m going to reverse the flux of the gravimetric particle inverter and suck all the power out of ‘im.
XR: My plan was to hit him while he was distracted by the swimsuit competition. (Cocks eyebrows.) Tell him he’s a judge?
Faint roaring sound in the background.
Buzz: He’s here. (Looks up and sees Nos-4-a2 flying overhead.)
Nos-4-a2 lands on the reactor and crawls down the side, searching for the main power grid. Buzz and XR watch from their hiding place. XR is shaking with fear. The energy vampire tears the door marked ‘High voltage’ off the reactor. There is a huge glowing green fusion crystal behind the door. Savvy watches from behind, between some pipes. She climbs over the pipes and jumps after him for the attack. XR and Buzz gasp in surprise and Nos turns to see Savvy flying at him. He turns around to attack and Buzz comes from behind the reactor.
Buzz: Savvy no!
Savvy holds out the energy absorber and the field surrounds Nos-4-a2. He backs off, waving his hands, in the direction of the rangers. Buzz opens his mouth in disbelief and sees the randometer start up, beeping and flashing. Nos shakes off the field. The reverse effect blasts Savvy backwards. He leaps at her and Buzz runs towards them.
XR (Staying behind): I’ll cover your back so far it’s safe no one attacking from back here yell if you need me all clear. I could make a coffee run.
Buzz tackles Nos-4-a2. A cloud of dust goes up and Buzz stands up off the ground.
Nos (Eyes glowing from within dust cloud.): Hunger…
Savvy watches as the energy vampire carries Buzz out of the cloud and knocks her over.
Nos: Must feed….
Nos begins draining the power from Buzz’s suit. Savvy gasps and XR is shaking uncontrollably.
Buzz (Suit still being drained): Suit losing power…
Nos-4-a2 (Lets go): Yes… Yes! Hahahahaha!
Nos-4-a2 throws Buzz to the ground and grabs XR. He flies away as Savvy watches. Buzz is lying on the ground, twitching back and forth.
Location: New fusion reactor, Trade world
Buzz has gotten out of his suit and is standing with Savvy, watching his suit continue twitching.
Buzz: That’s just great! Now that Nos-4-a2s bitten my suit, he can control it, and we have no time for me since XR is on the menu again!
Savvy: Are you saying it’s my fault?!
Buzz: Well little lady if you hadn’t rushed in without thinking I’d be booking Nos-4-a2 right now!
Savvy: Sorry, I was just trying to help.
Buzz: Ah. You could learn a few things in the junior space rangers. Like patience and planning.
Savvy: Okay Mr. Planning, what do we do next?
Buzz: Hmm… Well, maybe I could bypass the circuits he bit into and recharge my suit somehow.
Savvy (Motions towards suit.): What suit?
Buzz looks away and realizes that his suit has disappeared.
Savvy: You could learn a thing or two about watching your back.
Buzz (Walks to his motorcycle): Augh, the keys, they’re in my suit! With my wallet, my badge, and my paycheck! I got to get direct deposit…
Savvy (Walks up to motorcycle): I’ll hotwire it.
Buzz: How does a kid your age know how to hotwire a vehicle? That is not something you’d learn in the junior space rangers, little lady.
Savvy (Hotwiring the bike.): Yeah, I’d learn useful things like how to sell cookies.
The motorcycle starts up and they fly away.
Buzz: Craters. Without my ranger suit I’m weaponless.
Savvy: Stop by my place I’ll lend you my Plazooka.
Buzz: That is not a legal firearm in this sector.
Savvy: What choice do you have?
Buzz: Breaking the law is never a choice.
Savvy: This is Trade world. You’re such a tourist.
Location: Trade world sewers.
Nos-4-a2 is carrying XR through the sewers.
XR: Nice flight. When does the beverage service start? Hehehe I get a last meal, don’t I?
Nos: You are the last meal.
XR: Oh, you don’t want to do that. You know airline food, bleah!
Location: Outside the Trade world sewers
Buzz and Savvy land the motorcycle and enter the sewers. Buzz stops.
Savvy: What are you doing?
Buzz (Putting parts together.): Instead of using and illegal weapon I will construct one from spare parts. Do you see a photon gyro trigger anywhere?
Savvy begins looking around but stops, gasping.
Buzz (Spots trigger beside her foot.): Oh good you found one! (Comes over and picks it up.) This one will do. (Looks over Savvy’s shoulder.)
Savvy (Crying.): These are my… parents.
Both look down on Savvy’s parents. Buzz places a hand on her shoulder.
Buzz: I’m sorry Savvy.
Savvy: Time to get even. (Holds up energy absorber and walks through the sewer.)
Buzz: You can’t take on Nos-4-a2 alone. Work with me- I have a plan.
Savvy (Turns to him.): It better be good.
Buzz: I’m a ranger. We’re always good.
Location: Nos-4-a2’s lair
Nos arrives, carrying XR. He flies down to the bottom of the lair and drops him. XR backs away in fear.
Nos-4-a2: Now I will have my revenge. I’m going to drain your energy slowly, so that you feel every amp as it leaves your body. (Grabs XR’s helmet and runs hands up and down it.) Then as you’re nearly offline (Lets go.) I will recharge you and do it all over again! (Evil laughter.)
XR: Well I have to admit you’ve got this revenge thing down.
Nos-4-a2 extends is fangs and picks up XR, but ducks as a shot is fired and narrowly misses his head. He gets back up and crosses his arms.
Buzz (Standing at entrance with gun in hand.): Why don’t you pick on someone your own voltage?
Nos-4-a2: Might I please have my revenge? Is that too much to ask? (Notices XR trying to sneak away and grabs him.) Really? Is it? (Presses face close to XR’s.) I mean come on!
XR: Looks like it is! (Sticks out tongue and hides head in body.)
Buzz: Put- (Gun falls apart. He turns around quickly to repair it.) Put down that robot ranger!
Nos tosses XR away and shrugs. XR lands in a pile of scrapped machinery. Buzz jumps down to the floor. Nos holds his hands up in the air, lighting up with power. The electricity strikes the fallen bots and they rise.
Nos-4-a2: Rise my children! Do my bidding! (The machines walk right past Buzz and approach the vampire.)
Nos-4-a2: No not me you undead automatons, him! (Points at Lightyear and the other bots turn to look at him.)
The undead robots attack Buzz and he blasts them one by one with his makeshift gun. A hand crawls up his shoulder and he throws it onto the face of another robot. XR watches from a hiding place and Nos-4-a2 drops in behind him.
Nos (Picks XR up by his hand.): Come with me, my little tin of snack chips! (Scratches at XR’s chin.)
XR: Why does your hand never fly off when you want it to?
Buzz is still fighting off the robots when a blast from his suit flies by his head. The suit keeps shooting and takes out the other robots while Buzz dodges. The top of Nos-4-a2’s coffin ship opens and he approaches with XR.
XR: Hey, thanks for the lift, but I can catch a cab. Looks a little tight for two anyway-
Nos stuffs XR into the coffin and gets in. Savvy comes in and sees Nos press a button to start the ship. Rockets start on the bottom of the coffin. The lid slowly begins to close. Savvy jumps down from the ledge and knocks over a robot. The lid jams and Nos-4-a2 oils it. The lid begins to close again. Savvy runs up to the coffin and realizes that her energy absorber won’t puncture the randometer.
Savvy: uh oh… (Picks up rock.)
Savvy smashes the energy absorber into his randometer with the rock.
Nos (Roaring and squirming in pain.): You could have at least hit the adapter. Engine draining- I see a white starship a Comin’. It’s Comin’ for me!
Savvy: Time to power down Nos-4-a2. Permanently.
Nos-4-a2’s eyes go dark and he falls backwards into the coffin again.
Savvy (Looking over edge.): Whoooo…
Nos bolts upright suddenly, but is still dead. Savvy flicks him and he falls over again. The machines collapse around Buzz, who was wrestling with his ranger suit.
XR (Jumps out of ship.): Boy am I glad he went with the slow closing mysterious coffin hatch instead of the fast slam with a whoosh hatch.
Savvy: Thanks for distracting Nos-4-a2. Couldn’t have done it without you.
Buzz: See what you can do with a little patience and planning?
Savvy: Maybe there are some things I haven’t learned on the streets. Do you think the junior space rangers would take me?
Buzz: Hmm… how do you feel about selling cookies?
Location: Star Command
The LGMs are operating a claw, which places a large glowing metal box onto the ground in front of Savvy and Buzz. It lifts up again, and there stands Savvy’s parents. Savvy looks up at Buzz hopefully. The robots start up.
Savvy’s dad: Where are we? What happened?
LGMs: They’re alive! They’re alive!
Savvy (Runs up and hugs her father.): I thought I’d lost you forever.
Buzz: The LGMs are miracle workers. Thanks guys.
LGMs: Ooooh praise!
Savvy’s mom: Say, where’s my photon gyro trigger? Oh, I’d forget my head if it weren’t screwed on.
Buzz (Pulls trigger from behind back): Well, would you look at that, I just happen to have it. (Hands trigger to savvy’s mom, smiling embarrassedly.)
Commander Nebula (Walking up behind everyone.): Lightyear! XR! Nice job with the energy vampire.
Buzz: Thank you sir, but we couldn’t have done it without Savvy.
Commander Nebula: Oh, right, our newest recruit. Uh, nice work Junior Ranger.
Savvy: The names Savvy and you owe me something.
Commander: Alright, (Pulls money out of pocket.) Here’s the dough for the cookies.
XR: She sold you?! You’ve never bought cookies before!
Commander: I tell ya the kids tough. Real officer material. (Buzz looks at Savvy, who is counting her money, and smiles.)
End of episode. Credits roll.
Pythonmelon
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Looks good! I'm ashamed to say I still haven't finished Root of Evil. Been a bit busy lately with other projects.
Ranger-Nova
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Re: Episode Transcripts
thanks! i probably wont finish 'Nos-4-a2" for a while because the teachers are killing us this time of year. Ya know...essays, science fair, blah
Pythonmelon
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Kind of the same reason I haven't finished "Gravitina". It takes a while to write out all the action. :S I got two weeks left, so I might as well focus on my assignments! *continues being lazy despite that*
Re: Episode Transcripts
Yeah, the action is the worst part. Dialogue is okay, because you just write down everything they say, but with action you actually have to find a way to describe all the stuff that's going on. I tend to only explain the barest minimum necessary to understand what's going on. Your Torque Armada transcript was much better written. I'm sure Gravitina will be great.
Ranger-Nova
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Re: Episode Transcripts
The only reason "The Torque Armada" was so detailed was because I initially wrote it for the BLoSCWiki! I never completed it and had it up there half-finished because of the amount of time and detail I was putting into it. I was planning to slooowly plod through doing transcripts for all the episodes myself, but then you popped up and I was happeh! It gave me the motivation to finish the transcript up and post it! ![Wink](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_wink.gif)
All of us pitching in to do transcripts will save tons of time in the long run, regardless of how detailed they are. Sprucing them up for the wiki can come later... I really loved your transcripts as well~
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All of us pitching in to do transcripts will save tons of time in the long run, regardless of how detailed they are. Sprucing them up for the wiki can come later... I really loved your transcripts as well~
Re: Episode Transcripts
Like you guys, I haven't had much free time recently, so my transcript for The Lightyear Factor is coming along rather slowly. I'm barely at the part when Zurg first enters the alternate universe!
Anyway, I'm happy to continue producing transcripts after this one - like you say Steel, all of us doing them will save loads of time!
Anyway, I'm happy to continue producing transcripts after this one - like you say Steel, all of us doing them will save loads of time!
Olivus Prime
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Re: Episode Transcripts
yeah, the action kills me. sometimes the dialogue is difficult to get. i mean, i had to watch some places four or five times before i got what people were saying in 'The Slayer' because someone was either getting electrocuted of blown up all the time.
Pythonmelon
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Re: Episode Transcripts
There are still a few words in some of my transcripts that I couldn't get. Usually it's something Zurg says. He mumbles way too much.
Ranger-Nova
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Re: Episode Transcripts
yeah... and XR gives me trouble too. He's always either mumbling or getting blown up~ =.=
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There have been a number of occasions where he starts mumbling something to himself (usually complaining about something) and I just write down as much I can understand before he gets to incomprehensible
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Yeah... so far I havn't run into anything I can't figure out without rewatching a couple times though
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Well, I wasn't really feeling inspired to do Root of Evil (I will get to it eventually), so I did Speed Trap instead. Here it is:
- Spoiler:
- Location: Space
A strange red ship is speeding through space.
Meanwhile, in a different part of space, a long line of traffic is flying by. A woman in a helicopter-like ship is observing this and reporting it over the radio.
Traffic reporter: Good morning! Things are looking great on the Tangean Star Flight, but there's a little flowing as you round Tradeworld.
The red ship approaches and flies through the traffic, pushing other ships out the way.
Traffic reporter: Whoa! There appears to be a driver suffering from a bit of space road rage! Boy, he's gonna be doing a lot of flowing in the Capitol Planet Interchange [not sure if I got all of this right - the sound quality was bad]. Don't take it! Take a Jo-Ad's space way, it's a great alternate.
Meanwhile, 42 is parked behind a large sign, monitoring the traffic.
Location: 42's bridge
Everyone looks bored.
Mira (scanning the speeds): Point two-five light speed, point two-eight, point two-three, point three-two,
XR (twiddling his thumbs): Speed trap duty! What did we do to deserve this?
*flashback*
Location: Star Command
Buzz, Mira, and XR are in a hallway.
Buzz: Now, team, the Porcelons are very sensitive about their appearance, so please - no staring.
Mira: Come on, Buzz. We are professionals.
Buzz: Right. Uh... where's Booster?
XR: No clue.
Buzz: Well, we can't keep the delegation waiting.
They enter the room the Porcelons are in.
Buzz: Rangers XR and Mira, meet the Porcelons.
They look at the aliens, who strongly resemble toilets.
Porcelon leader: Well, greetings to you both. It is a pleasure.
Mira and XR just stand with their mouths open.
Buzz (clearing his throat): Rangers? Cat got your tongue?
Mira: Uh... uh... no, no, n-not at all. Just, I'm feeling a little flush - uh, I mean, uh - oh, craters!
XR: Mira! Please, Sir, you'll have to excuse her potty mouth.
Porcelon: Sir, are you insulting us?!
Buzz: Mira, XR! Put a lid on it!
Porcelon: Why, you are insulting us!
His two guards (who have what look like toilet brushes as weapons) step forward in anger.
Buzz: No, please, Mr. Ambassdor! We meant no disrespect.
Booster (entering): Sorry I'm late! The restroom on this floor is broken.
He sees the Porcelons.
Booster: Oh, thank goodness!
The others: Booster, no!!!
*end flashback*
Location: 42's bridge
XR: Oh, yeah. That's right.
Booster: Sorry.
Location: Space
The red ship is still pushing through all the other ships. It hits into the billboard 42's behind, causing them to go flying.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz steadies the ship.
Mira: Whoa! That ship was doing at least point nine-five light speed.
Booster: That's more than double the posted limit!
Buzz: Strap in, team. We've got ourselves a real hotshot here.
Location: Space
42 starts chasing the red ship, which is still crashing through everything. Sirens start blaring.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: Kill the siren, XR. These joy-riders can't hear you in the vacuum of space.
XR is spinning his head around and making siren noises.
XR (stopping): Kill the siren, Buzz? I am the siren. What are you trying to say?
Mira (speaking into a microphone): Attention, this is the Space Rangers. Pull over immediately. Repeat, this is the Space Rangers. This is the Spa - alright, I've tried all frequencies, and there's no response. I mean, I'm sorry, but isn't that just rude?
Buzz: Rude and illegal.
Mira: Sure, illegal, but rude!
Booster (gasping): Buzz! That strange ship is heading straight for the resort moon of Sande de Solay!
Mira: Sweet mother of Venus! Something that big, moving that fast -
Buzz: - equals one big explosion! We'd better get the resort on the horn!
They hail the moon, and an alien guy appears on the screen.
Resort manager: Sande de Solay. How may we help you?
Buzz: This is Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. You are in grave dang -
Resort manager: Hold, please.
The screen changes to an advert for the resort.
Mira: Um... five minutes to impact.
Buzz: Right. Fire magnetic restraining cables!
Location: Space
42 launches metal cables at the ship. They grab hold of it.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: Retro rockets - fire!
Location: Space
42 struggles to hold the ship back, and eventually the cables break off and the red ship continues on its course.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: Aw, craters!
The manager appears on the screen again.
Manager: Sande de Solay.
Buzz: Yes, this is Buzz Light-
Manager: Hold, please.
Buzz: Booster, target that ship's engines and fire!
Booster: You got it, Buzz!
Location: Space
42 fires on the ship, but nothing happens.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz (slamming his fist down): Argh! No effect!
The manager appears on the screen again.
Manager: Now, how can I help you, Space Ranger?
Buzz: You can start by not putting me on hold!
XR: Buzz, Buzz, Buzz. Allow me. I've got a time-share on Sande de Solay. I savvy their lingo. [turning to the manager] Louis, mon ami! It's XR!
Manager (gasping): Monsieur XR! You scoundrel! You skipped out on your bill, enraged the chambermaid, and stole the [something I couldn't understand] robe!
XR tries to smile innocently.
Booster: Oh, for shame XR!
XR: Booster, please! Why, such a thing is completely out of my upstanding and moral character! [turning to the manager] Sir, I demand you take back your rash accusation.
Mira: We don't have time for this! Alright listen, Louis! A large, unstoppable ship is barrelling towards you. Evacuate now, or get pulverized. Your choice.
Location: Sande de Solay
Everyone runs screaming to their ships.
Louis: Everyone, please! Please remain calm! Please, for the - aw, forget it! Out of my way, sister!
A whole ton of ships leave the planet.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: Engage emergency after burners.
Location: Space
42 rockets forward. They stop in front of the moon. The red ship just keeps coming.
Location: Bridge
Booster: Uh, Buzz? He's not stopping.
Buzz: He'll stop.
The ship continues on its course.
XR: I hate to be a nay-sayer - goodness knows, it's not my way - but we're gonna be smashed like a bug on their windshield, so maybe we should move, huh? How about that?
Buzz: Negative, Ranger.
The ship is now rapidly approaching.
Mira: Um... Buzz?
Buzz (realising): He's not gonna stop!
Location: Space
42 flies out the way just in time, and the red ship crashes through the moon.
Location: Bridge
Mira: It went right through that moon and didn't even slow down!
Booster (looking at his screen): Oh no! That ship is headed directly for Capitol Planet's sun!
Buzz: A ship that size with an ultra-strong hull, moving that fast... will cause a supernova!
XR: Are you a hundred percent on your science there, Buzz?
Buzz: Do you want to take the chance?
Mira: A supernova will wipe out the entire solar system. We've got about one hour to stop it.
Buzz (pushing down a lever): Or die trying!
XR (as the ship rockets forward): Well, there's a cheery thought. Whatever happened to just do your best?
Location: Space
42 comes alongside the red ship.
Buzz sees something through the window.
Buzz: That looks like an airlock! Activate the magna-lock landing gear!
42 rotates onto its side and attaches itself to the airlock.
Location: Alien ship
The airlock opens and Team Lightyear steps through. They look around cautiously, but the ship is dark and quiet.
Buzz: No resistance.
XR: There's a pleasant change of pace.
Booster: Hello? Is anybody home?
There's no answer.
Booster: Where's the crew? Did they abandon ship?
A small robot suddenly slides up to them.
Robot: Carebot is online.
XR (as it begins dusting him) Hey!
Carebot: Please wipe your feet! We can't have you trailing space dust around our ship, now can we? No dust, no dust, no dust!
It then goes away.
XR: Uh... what was that?
Another one comes with a floor polisher.
Carebot: Carebot is online. Be cautious with your boots. We don't want scuff marks on our polished floors, now do we? No scuffs, no scuffs.
The robot then goes away.
Mira: Ooookay, this is odd.
Another one comes and starts spraying something around in the air.
Carebot: Carebot is online. Please refrain from breathing bacteria into the air. We can't have - ahh!
Buzz grabs it.
Buzz: We need answers and we need them now. Who's in charge here?
Carebot (still spraying the air): We can't have germs floating about. No germs, no germs!
Buzz: Uh... very nice. Uh, now where's your crew?
Carebot: Cleanliness is top priority!
Buzz: As it should be, but how do we stop this ship?
Carebot: Order must be preserved.
Mira: This is getting us nowhere.
Buzz (putting down the robot, who then goes away): Right. He's obviously fritzed.
The team begins exploring.
Booster: Gee, I'd kinda like a robot butler.
XR: Don't you even look at me!
After they leave, a carebot comes out and starts cleaning the floor.
Carebot: Carebot is online.
Location: Alien bridge
Team Lightyear enters the bridge. It's deserted.
Buzz: This appears to be the bridge - I think.
A carebot arrives and starts cleaning the controls.
Carebot: Carebot is online. Please do not smudge the control panels. No smudges, no smudges!
It then disappears into one of the little compartments they keep popping out of.
Mira: Booster's right. A robot butler would be sweet.
XR: Okay, you know what? See, now you two are on my revenge list! I mean it! Two thousand gigabyte memory, people [that's a tad small for a futuristic robot]. I don't forget easily - or at all.
Buzz: Cut the chatter, Rangers! We've got thirty-nine minutes to decipher these controls and stop this ship before -
XR: - before the big kabloowie! We know! Let's just get the job done and not dwell on the unpleasantness!
Buzz: Right. Now, which one of these is the thruster throttle?
He looks at all the controls and picks a lever. He pulls it down and a ticking is heard.
Mira: What's that clicking?
Booster: Uh, just a guess, but I think Buzz just activated the turn signal.
Outside the ship, the turn signal is flashing.
Buzz: Charming. Okay, how about this?
He presses a button, and a small flat hoop slides out.
Booster: Ooo! A cup-holder! This is state-of-the-art!
Buzz presses another button and the cup-holder retracts.
Buzz (laughing): Not to worry. They haven't made a spaceship yet that I can't fly.
He presses a lever but nothing happens.
XR: Hey, who's worried? [noticing the chair Buzz is in] This is a nice chair! Does this have lumbar support? Because I want to be extra comfortable when we crash into the sun!
Booster (shaking his finger): Uh uh uh, XR. We're dealing with an unknown alien technology. We must exercise caution and patience.
Buzz (pressing everything madly): Where's the stinking thruster control?!
He suddenly activates a screen in front of him. An alien captain appears.
Captain: This may be my final log entry. We fought them as best we could, but there are too many. I warn any - no! No! How'd you get in here? No!!!
Gas fills the room, and then the video ends.
XR: Okay, first of all, that's just his version. But that aside, I say we blow this ship up and get on with our weekend. Who's with me? [something else I didn't catch]
Booster: That poor man! Who could do such a terrible thing?
Mira: Space pirates, energy monsters, who knows?
Buzz: It doesn't matter now. We've had no luck here, so I say we blow this ship up.
XR pulls out a book and begins writing.
XR: Dear diary: today someone actually took my suggestion. I smell promotion!
Location: Different part of the alien ship
Buzz opens a box.
Buzz: Rangers, this crate holds four class X Macurium bombs.
He hands one to Mira, who hands it to Booster, who hands it to a very nervous XR.
Buzz (handing another to Mira) I don't have to tell you how dangerous -
A carebot suddenly whizzes past, almost knocking the bomb out Buzz's hands.
Carebot (getting out a vacuum and vacuuming around XR and Booster): Carebot is online. Vacuuming cycle proceeding. Please lift your feet. Alert! Alert! Dust particles detected on deck three, section two, level gamma alpha beta.
It rushes off to deal with the dust.
Booster: Okay, maybe a robot butler would get annoying after awhile.
Mira: Of course, after awhile, any robot gets annoying.
XR: You know what, you're on my list TWICE, missy!
Buzz: Remember everybody, be careful.
The others: Yes, Sir!
XR's bomb suddenly slips out his hands and goes flying.
Booster and Mira: XR!
Mira catches it just before it hits the floor.
Mira: Okay, what part of "be careful" didn't you understand?
XR (smiling nervously: The middle part?
Location: Somewhere else on the alien ship
A carebot enters a room filled with blocks of ice that contain the ship's former crew.
Carebot: We have visitors! Messy, messy visitors. But no need to worry, my masters. Carebot is online.
Location: The room Team Lightyear's in
They all activate their bombs.
XR puts one on the wall.
Bomb computer: Macurium bomb armed. T minus fifty seconds to detonation.
Team Lightyear runs down the hall and reaches the airlock.
Booster: Uh, Buzz, why is 42 going away?
Through what I'm assuming is glass covering the airlock (since they're not getting sucked out and XR presses up against it) they watch 42 drift away.
Booster: No! No! 42, come back!
Mira: There goes our ride!
Bomb: T minus thirty seconds to detonation.
XR: We're dead!
Buzz: I don't understand.
A carebot goes past, sweeping the floor.
Carebot: Carebot is online.
Buzz: 42's magna-locks couldn't have failed.
Carebot: Magna-locks scuff the hull.
XR (grabbing the carebot): Are you telling us you dumped 42?
Carebot: Carebot is online.
XR drops it.
Bomb: T minus twenty seconds to detonation [15, actually].
Booster (charging into the airlock and crashing): One thing's for sure - this airlock is locked tight! It won't budge!
XR: One side, husky. Let me try some of my awesome robo-strength, and once again save all of us.
A drill pops out his chest and he tries to drill through the airlock. He just ends up spinning around and getting thrown backwards - oh, and the bombs should have gone off by now.
XR: Okay, see previous: we're dead!
Buzz: Concentrate lasers on my mark.
They all fire at the airlock, but the beams have no effect.
Mira: It must be shielded [hmm, why doesn't she just ghost them all through?].
Bomb: T minus ten seconds to detonation [more like 15 seconds after detonation].
Mira: XR's right - we're gonna die!
Buzz: Yes, but not in vain, Mira. The explosion will stop this ship.
The ship is now approaching Capitol Planet.
XR: Well, if we're going, I'm going in comfort.
He takes out a purple robe and puts it on.
Booster: XR! You did steal that robe!
XR: Oh, so what! It's not as if I took a TV! It's like the peanuts or the chocolate on the pillow. These things are practically complimentary. Besides, the one thing we all know for sure is I can't take it with me.
Bomb: T minus zero seconds to detonation [more like 50 seconds after detonation). Detonation now.
Everyone braces themselves, and Buzz salutes. They wait a few seconds, then open their eyes.
XR: Is this the afterlife? Woo-hoo! I took it with me!
Mira: Um, the afterlife feels a lot like two seconds ago.
Booster: Nothing went boom.
Buzz (noticing three of the bombs lying neatly against the wall): The bombs! They've been defused! And neatly too.
A carebot enters with the last bomb.
Carebot: Carebot is online. We mustn't leave our explosive devices laying about all willy-nilly.
Mira: The robo-butler saved us!
XR (holding up his hand to high-five it): Hey, hey, my cyber brother! For a neat-freak, you're alright!
The carebot merely sprays his hand and wipes it, then leaves.
XR: Workaholic.
Buzz: Alright, focus, team. We've still gotta stop this ship.
He checks a readout on his suit which shows that they've only got twenty minutes before the ship reaches Capitol Planet's sun.
Mira: How? We've tried to steer it, we've tried to blow it up - what else can we do?
Booster: What if we pulled the plug?
XR: Plug? Booster, it's very cute that you're trying to help - sweetest thing I've ever seen - but this is grown-up talk.
Booster: I was speaking figuratively, robe-stealer. I mean let's cut the power!
Buzz: Excellent thinking, rookie! Find the engine room and get to it. Mira, XR, we'll give a second shot at deciphering those controls.
They all run to their tasks as the ship comes closer to Capitol Planet's sun.
Location: Hallway
Booster is wandering around with a torch.
Booster: Now, if I were an alien engine room, where would I be?
The door behind him suddenly closes, giving him a fright.
Location: Alien bridge
Buzz is staring at the controls. He sees a large black button and presses it. Several seat belts pop out the chair and restrain him.
Location: Hallway
Booster is still looking around. He finds a door and opens it.
Location: Bridge
Buzz pulls a lever. He hears a noise and looks around, only to discover that he's activated the windscreen wipers.
Buzz (slapping his head): Ugh.
Location: Hallway
Booster hears a noise and turns around. He sees a strange robot device approaching. It dumps a bunch of garbage down a trash chute.
Booster sighs in relief, glad it wasn't anything dangerous.
Location: Bridge
Buzz pulls a lever and the chair starts to vibrate.
Location: Hallway
Booster finds a door which he opens. He enters a room that is more brightly lit than the rest of the ship. He sees something shocking.
Booster (gasping): Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
He activates his communicator.
Booster: B-B-B-Buzz! Buzz!
Location: Bridge
Buzz presses a button and a pair of fuzzy dices come down from the ceiling. He hears Booster and turns on his communicator.
Buzz: Uh, yes, Booster?
Location: Room with frozen crew
Booster is staring at the blocks of ice with the crew trapped inside.
Booster: I think you'd better get down here. There's a - [he suddenly turns around] hey! Hey! What are you doing?! NO!!!
Location: Bridge
Buzz: Booster? Come in, Booster! Do you read me? Booster!
They quickly leave bridge to go find him.
A carebot watches them leave.
Carebot: Mind your fingers! We can't have greasy fingerprints all over our nice clean ship, now can we? Now fingerprints, no fingerprints!
Location: Hallway
Team Lightyear looks around.
Buzz: Booster?
Mira sees his torch lying on the ground. She picks it up.
Mira: Uh oh. This isn't good.
XR: I'll say! These things are expensive, and Booster just leaves them laying around! Buzz, you'd better give him a verbal warning!
A door opens, and light shines out from it.
They enter and discover the room full of frozen people. One of the ice blocks contains Booster.
Mira: Booster!
Buzz: Keep your guard up, team. Whoever did this might still be close by.
Mira suddenly screams as a beam hits her and she is frozen in a block of ice.
XR: Mira!
A carebot is in the doorway.
Carebot: Carebot is online!
XR screams.
Carebot: These are the other messy visitors, my masters, but fear not. Carebot shall take care of them. Carebot is online.
Buzz (as the robot fires an icy beam at them): Look out!
He and XR duck out the way.
Buzz: Blasted rookie mistake! I should have known - the butler did it.
XR (getting out a gun): Come on, Buzz. It's two of us against one little neat-freak.
Carebots start arriving from all over this place, all saying "Carebot is online" when they arrive.
Buzz: Make that the two of us against a dozen neat-freaks!
The carebots are still chanting their mantra as more and more arrive.
Buzz: Strike that, fourteen neat-freaks! No, eighteen! More neat-freaks than we can count - that's how many! Make that the two of us against a whole bunch of neat-freaks!
Carebot: We must rid the ship of dirt and disorder.
XR: Which am I? Dirt or disorder?
The carebots fire at them, and they run away.
Buzz: It's time we make a tactical retreat!
XR: Tactical retreats are what XRs do best!
They run out the room and close the door, which the robots crash into.
Meanwhile, the ship is coming ever closer to the sun.
Location: Hallway
Buzz and XR run as the carebots chase them while chanting "Carebot is online".
Buzz and XR stop in front of a carebot who is cleaning the floor.
Carebot (making its freeze gun pop out): Mopping cycle completed. Carebot is online.
Buzz (grabbing XR and jumping away as the carebot fires): This way!
They go past a carebot who is cleaing a window.
Carebot: Delaying window washing program to deal with messy organics. Carebot is online.
Buzz turns around and blasts it.
He and XR then duck as the carebots shoot at them.
Carebots: We must clean the ship of disorderly organics.
XR: Organic? Gentlemen, please, let me assure you I am one hundred percent pure technology, so there's really no reason - ahh!
Buzz pulls him away as the carebots fire at him.
XR (as he's being dragged away by Buzz): But I'll give you the disorderly part!
Buzz and XR jump onto a ledge and the carebots pass without seeing them.
XR (jumping down and reeling in his floppy arm): Ouch! Do you have to be so rough when you save my life?
Buzz: I think we gave them the slip.
XR: Good, then we just hide out here until they go on a coffee break or whatever. By the way, is it getting hot in here?
Strangely, he starts sweating. But then, I suppose if he can cry he can probably sweat as well.
Buzz checks his readout and finds they only have six minutes left.
Buzz: We're getting closer to the sun. We've got to stop this ship now! I'll draw their fire. While they're distracted, you can - XR!
XR has been neatly disassembled by one of the carebots.
Carebot: Disassembly program complete. Carebot is online.
Buzz activates his jetpack and flies away as the carebots shoot at him. He flies into a room which is filled with garbage.
Buzz: What the - ?
A carebot pulls a lever.
Carebot: Garbage disposal cycle beginning. Carebot is online.
A hatch opens and all the garbage floats out into space. Buzz fights against the pull of space and tries to remain inside the ship.
Carebot (closing the hatch): Garbage disposal cycle complete. Proceeding with -
Buzz blasts the carebot.
Buzz: Buzz Lightyear is online.
He jumps away as the other carebots shoot at him. He blasts one of them.
Carebot: We can't have this! You're making a mess!
Buzz: Mess? You have no idea.
He destroys another one, and before the other carebots can clean up the mess, he blows up some more.
Buzz (still shooting): I'm bad odour and you're out of lemon fresh scent.
Carebots: No! No messes! No messes! No messes!
He shoots another one.
Buzz: I'm a stubborn mildew stain and you're out of steel wool.
Carebots (as more and more are destroyed, leaving robotic remains everywhere): No!!!
Buzz (grabbing the lever): I'm red wine and you my friends, are all out of club soda.
Carebots: No!
They get pulled out into space.
Carebots: Space... nothing but an empty vacuum. The ultimate cleanliness. Ah...
Location: Room with the frozen people
Buzz uses his laser to melt Mira out. He grabs her as she wobbles around and steadies her.
Mira: Wha-what happened?
Buzz: No time for explanations. Set your laser on widespread beam.
They both fire at Booster and melt the ice around him.
The three of them then melt out the ship's captain.
Captain: Wha-? Who are you?
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, and we are here to save you.
Another alien who the others must have freed: Lightyear, ha! Come on, what's your real name?
Captain: Save us from what?
Buzz: Mere seconds from now, your ship is going to crash into our sun.
Location: Bridge
The captain sits in his chair.
Buzz: We tried everything but we couldn't stop this speeding juggernaut.
Captain (pointing to the cup-holder): Uh, did you try this?
Buzz: The cup-holder?
Captain: What is this cup-holder you speak of? This is the manual guidance mechanism.
He turns the ship around just as it reaches the sun.
The inertia throws Buzz against the wall. He falls down when the ship slows.
Captain: There, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Buzz (on the floor in pain): Nope, I thought it would be worse, actually.
Location: Hallway
Booster reassembles XR.
XR: Whoa! What happened? Where am I?
Booster: The carebots deconstructed you - but I put you back together, buddy!
XR: Thanks, pal. Boy, it is good to see you guys. Hey, why do I suddenly have the unstoppable urge to polish, shine, and tidy?
He takes out a cloth and starts cleaning.
Mira: Oh, gosh, glad you asked. Yeah, Booster and I, we made a few, uh, modifications to your program, and, um, you're our butler now.
XR: WHAT?!
Booster: Just on a trial basis. You know, until you return that COMPLEMENTARY ROBE.
XR (mopping the floor): Top of my revenge list! That's reserved for you two! No waiting, straight to the top!
Meanwhile, the alien captain is talking to Buzz.
Captain: A millennia ago, on the other side of the galaxy, we were frozen by the far too literal carebots. I programmed them to clean up all messes. Somehow they considered us a mess.
While he's talking, his crew is sitting at a table, some with their feet on the table, some scratching, some burping.
Mira (sarcastically): Oh yeah, gosh, how'd that happen? Wow, real puzzler there.
Captain: Anyway, if it were not for the heroic efforts of you and your crew, we would still be frozen. Thank you for rescuing our people from our long nightmare.
Mira: Just doing our job.
Buzz (taking out a notepad and writing): Speaking of our job, your ship was exceeding the posted galactic speed limit by a dangerous margin. I'm afraid I have no choice but to issue you a speeding ticket. Have a nice day.
He hands the ticket to the captain.
The End
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Augh *slaps forehead* Im hardly started on Nos-4-a2, sorry!
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Don't worry, there's no rush. ![Smile](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
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^^ i should finish during my two-week christmas break
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Thank you so much for the episode transcripts as I appreciate it a lot.
If I may ask, how long did it take to do one episode?
If I may ask, how long did it take to do one episode?
Re: Episode Transcripts
That depends on if I do it all at once, or take breaks. Three or four hours without breaks, I think. That's why I spread the work out over a day, so I don't have to sit typing for several hours straight.
Are there any episodes in particular you'd like to see? Because so long as I have the entire episode (there are a few I'm missing parts of), I'd be happy to do them.
Are there any episodes in particular you'd like to see? Because so long as I have the entire episode (there are a few I'm missing parts of), I'd be happy to do them.
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Nos-4-a2
Agh! my computer keeps going screwey so I'll just give you guys a link to my transcript of Nos-4-a2 i finished two days ago
Agh! my computer keeps going screwey so I'll just give you guys a link to my transcript of Nos-4-a2 i finished two days ago
- Spoiler:
- Location: Deep space.
A cargo ship flies though space.
Voice on radio: This is flight control. Cargo ship Niner-niner you are cleared for passage through the gamma quadrant. Please log in with flight status.
Autopilot: This is Niner-niner logging in on time.
Voice: Ten- four Niner-niner. Flight control out.
Warp Darkmatter stands behind them, claws extended on robotic arm.
Warp: Hi there! (Autopilot spins around and sees Warp, accompanied by hornets, holding a large gun.) I'm Warp Darkmatter. I'll be you're hijacker tonight. (Points gun at autopilot.)
Autopilot: If you have any comments of criticisms (Ducks gunshot.) Please contact our 'Hows my driving?' department.
Warp aims for another shot, when Buzz Lightyear enters through a hatch in the floor. Lightyear blasts the gun in Warp's hand, vaporizing it.
Warp (Clenches fist.): Lightyear!
Autopilot: Buzz Lightyear? The pride of Star Command?
Buzz: That's right, my robotic friend.
Warp: Hornets! Blast 'im!
The hornets open their laser canons. The autopilot gasps, but before they can fire Booster drops through the ceiling and crushes them.
Booster: Sorry I'm late, sir. I had a heck of a time fitting through that airlock! (Looks at Warp.) Well Mister Darkmatter-
Warp leaps up and propels himself off Booster's head, turning on his jet back.
Booster (Looking up.): Aw man…
Warp: Better luck next time, Rookie. (Blasts down the hall. Speaking into communicator.) Hornets, rendezvous at the cargo hold, move it! Lightyears here.
Warp looks down and sees XR, eyes flashing red and blue with a siren sound.
XR: Alright! Pull it over, pal.
Warp: Oh great, the tin toy.
XR (Chasing Warp down the hall.): Not tin, a terrilium carbonic alloy. (Pulls up beside Warp on the wall.) And let me tell you, by the way-
Warp smacks XR off the wall with one of his wings. XR falls and skids on the ground.
XR: Yow! Hey! Ow ow ow ow that hurts…
Warp: See ya, tin toy!
XR: Okay, see you weren't listening, because it's not tin, it terrilium! Which is very tough, by the way! (Gets up and waves hand.) Don't kick you're self for it, it's – Augh! (Arm falls off.) S'okay no problem nobody saw that. (Picks up arm and puts it back on.)
Mira (Ghosts through door and fires laser at Warp.): Warp Darkmatter you are under arrest.
The laser takes out one of Warp's wings and he crashes to the ground, and then gets back up in front of her.
Mira: I recommend surrender. Not that I can't take you on, cause I can.
Warp: Of course you can… (Bows.) You can do anything, princess. (Two spiked balls fly out of his shoulder and pass through Mira's and into the door.)
Mira: Aw, care to take another shot?
Warp (Stands up.): No need.
The balls begin to beep rapidly and explode, sending Mira flying behind him.
Warp: I love fighting rookies.
XR (Standing with Mira and Booster.): Good, because we got a lot of fight left in us! (Swings arm and it pops off again.) My fault, I'll get that.
Buzz comes up behind Warp and taps him on the shoulder. Warp turns and Buzz presses a button on his suit, turning on his jetpack and launching him into the ceiling.
Warp: Augh! Hornets, attack!
Buzz looks over in surprise as a swarm of hornets attack him.
Mira: Buzz needs backup! (Hornets enter the hall and Warp dislodges himself from the ceiling.) Can you guys handle this? (More hornets come from the other direction.)
XR (Pulls out lots of guns.): Can we handle it? Can we handle it? (Looks at Booster.) Can we handle it?
Booster (Turns to Mira.): Affirmative your highness!
Mira (Ghosts through the floor.): Guys, please just call me Mira.
Buzz busts through a pile of cargo, covered in hornets. Mira comes in as he topples into a pile of cartons.
Mira (Pointing laser at hornets.): Need a hand?
Buzz (Gets up.): No, thanks you. (Spins the hornets off.) Everything's under control. (Salutes to Mira.) Princess.
Mira: Okay, my name's Mira. Could somebody PLEASE call me Mira?
Buzz (Looks up.) Mira!
Mira: Thank you-
Buzz tackles Mira out of the way of a laser blast and flies with her in front of a box.
Warp (Comes from above, holding a plasma canon.): Hey, here's a weapon they don't issue you at Star Command. (Uses gun to blow up large box.) Take a look guys, what do you think?
Mira: I thought the galactic alliance outlawed plasma canons.
Buzz: They did. (Points at Warp.) Warp I'm adding possession of illegal firearms to the charges against you!
Hundreds of hornets appear behind Warp.
Warp: Don't leave out obliterating two space rangers now! (Points Plasma canon at Buzz and Mira.)
Both do a backwards flip over the box and the canon blast is caught in mid-air in front of them, right above the box. Buzz looks up in surprise and Warp gasps.
Buzz: Mira, you're Tangean mental powers amaze me.
Mira: Uh, Buzz, that's not me. I think it's the box.
A whip of energy shoots out of the box and absorbs the hanging canon blast. Mira and Buzz stand up.
Buzz: That's some box. (Both aim wrist lasers at Warp and the hornets.)
Warp: Hornets, hit them with everything you've got!
All get ready to fire, but the box lets out a roar and floats upward. Red light runs along the opening edge and it flashes. Red tentacles of energy shoot out of the box and strike the hornets, killing them instantly. Warp looks around in disbelief. Buzz looks up at the box. The tentacles knock out the rest of the hornets and vaporizes Warp's plasma canon. The box goes quiet and settles back to the floor.
Buzz (Looks at falling hornets.): No, really, that is some box.
Mira: No wonder Zurg wants it.
Warp: And if the dark team can't have it, there's no way we're going to let it fall in the hands of star command. (Hits button on wrist and speaks into communicator.) Initiate freighter destruct now!
Warp launches before the rangers can catch him.
Location: Corridor
XR is blasting the hornets with multiple guns at once. Booster grabs one hornet and uses it to beat the other hornets.
Buzz (Booster and XR salute.): Booster XR do you read me?
Booster: yes sir!
Buzz: Good, turn around. This babies gonna blow in nanoseconds. Booster we need you to help us with this cargo.
Booster (Presses button on suit and opens jetpack.): Can do!
Buzz: XR the safety of the autopilot is in your hands!
Location: Cockpit
Autopilot: I'm going to be blown to atoms!
XR (Trying to pull the autopilot off his stand.): Man you're really bolted in there. (Both flip over and are smacked against the control panel repeatedly.
Location: Outside freighter
Buzz, Mira, and Booster are flying away from the ship with the cargo just as the freighter explodes.
Mira and Booster: XR!
Buzz: Come on, ranger.
XR (Flying out of the explosion with the autopilot.): I tell you what, if we had thought of that big bang beforehand we could have saved ourselves a lot of energy, am I right?
Buzz: Well done XR. (Autopilot coughs.) More or less.
Location: 42
Commander Nebula (On the vidphone.): Calling Buzz Lightyear. Commander Nebula to Buzz Lightyear. (Booster flinches and XR's face lights up, they both salute.)
Buzz: Lightyear, sir.
Commander: What's your team's status?
XR: We're doin' great pop!
Commander: Don't call me that!
Autopilot (Walks in front of XR on his hands.): On behalf of the robo freighter company I would like to file a formal complaint against your son here. (Motions at XR)
Commander: He's not my son.
XR (Opens drawer on his chest and pulls out a document.): I have the work order right here! Look! He signed, AND initialed. Commander Nebula authorized my construction. He gave me life. (Mira places hand on forehead.)
Buzz: The freighter was destroyed but we salvaged the cargo.
Nebula: What is it?
Buzz: Sir, it's a mystery.
Mira: All we know it that Zurg was after it.
Nebula: Check out the autopilot's black box. That's going to tell you what you need to know; Cargo, destination, who hired the freighter.
Autopilot (Pulls melted black box out of chest and drops it on the floor.): Are you referring to this black box?
XR: Probably not that one got all melted in the explosion. (Tosses box away. Ya got anymore in there? (Rummages through autopilots chest.)
Nebula: XR, were you assigned to rescue that autopilot?
XR: (Salutes) You bet, paydirt.
Nebula: Then son, why don't you check on the status of that mystery cargo?
XR: Absolutely that's a job for someone like me. Later Pop! (Gets sucked into travel tube.)
Autopilot: Oh, I see how it works. Everybody makes allowances just because he's the COMMANDER'S son.
Nebula (Screaming.): He's not my son! He's not even a real ranger! He's just a robot!
Autopilot: Oh. You're one of those.
Nebula: Alright, here's how it's gonna be. Buzz, you're going to do a performance evaluation on XR. And I want the truth! If he can't cut it as a ranger, we're shutting him down.
Booster: You'll give him a good report, won't you Buzz
Nebula: I repeat; I want the truth! Nebula out. (Screen goes dark.)
Mira: The truth, huh?
Buzz: That's right Mira. Space rangers don't fib. XR will just has to prove he has the right stuff.
Autopilot: Ok! So how soon will you be interviewing for his position?
Location: Planet Z
Zurg: Ah, Darkmatter, you have returned. I crave good news! Did you attack the freighter?
Warp: Yes evil Emperor Zurg! (Bows.)
Zurg (Waving his arms): And did Buzz Lightyear rush to the rescue?
Warp: Uh, yes.
Zurg: And was Lightyear victorious?
Warp: Yes
Zurg: Outstanding!
Warp: Don't you have a strict failure means death policy?
Zurg: Normally, yes. Today, no.
Warp: But Lightyear got the box.
Zurg: Well of course he did, Dipstick! That was my plan! I hired the freighter to carry the box. I ordered YOU to attack. I wanted Lightyear to win. Because yes, I wanted him to have the box!
Warp: In case you didn't notice, that box does some pretty amazing stuff. Maybe I could use a box like that?
Zurg: Darkmatter, It's a box of doom. It's not for you. For you see; It contains my latest instrument of evil, intended to destroy Star Command! And who better to deliver it for me than Buzz Lightyear? (Evil laughter then starts coughing.) Could I have a little water? Little water? Thank you. (Gets glass of water.)
Location: Star cruiser 42 cargo hold
Camera falls in on the mystery box, marked 'Nos-4-a2' XR appears out of the travel tube.
XR (Speaking into microphone.): Ranger log. Operation check on the mystery cargo. (Circles box) Mystery cargo status: Still here, still mysterious, still- well that about does it.
A beam of red light goes around the edge of the box. It opens and fills the room with red light. XR turns in fear. A hand reaches out of the box and Nos-4-a2 lifts himself out with a flourish. XR backs away and Nos-4-a2'a shadow is shown chasing him across the room. XR beats on the tubes and tries to escape in terror. Nos approaches.
XR (Beating on door): Door door door door!
Nos: Resist me not, Little one, for you are mine. (Closes in. The screen goes dark.)
Location: 42 cargo hold
Booster comes into focus.
Booster: XR? You ok? (Leans over XR, who is laying on the floor.)
XR (Sits up.): I'm fine (Two holes are shown near the base of his helmet.) Just fine. (Starts laughing evilly then stops.) Was that me laughing? (Eyes turn red.)
Location: Star command
42 lands in the landing bay.
Location: Science lab
The box is being lowered to the ground by a giant claw.
Commander: Great guns can't anybody give me answers around here? What is that thing?
LGMs: Oooooooh.
Singular LGM: box.
The box is placed on the ground.
Other LGM: LARGE box.
Commander: Fantastic, let me know when you've more.
Mira: Do you think Zurg will make another play for it?
Commander: Let me see him try. I'll be ready! (Slams fist into palm) I want that box under a security field!
One LGM hits a remote button and a security field appears around the box.
LGMs: Field. Done.
Commander: Good work, boys. Now, um, Buzz-
Buzz: Over here, sir.
Commander: Sweet mother of Venus, what's so fascinating up there?
A new charger/ chair thing is hung from the ceiling. It turns around, showing XR (His eyes are still red.)
XR: Dadio, hey!
Commander: Which reminds me. (Knocks on Buzz's suit.) I look forward to that report.
Buzz: I'll get right on it.
Location: Science bay
LGM: (Going out the door.) What a day.
Other LGM: You said it.
Both leave and the door closes. The lights go dim, and under the field Nos-4-a2's box lights up with red electricity. XR is asleep. The box opens and fog spills over the edges. Nos-4-a2 lifts himself out of the box, wrapped in his cape.
Nos-4-a2: Hear me, little one. Nos-4-a2 calls to you.
XR: (Wakes up.) Oh, why is it always in the middle of a dream. (Looks at Nos around the side of the charger.) Hey, you know, I'm tryin' to recharge over here, if you don't mind!
Nos: Hear the voice of-
XR: My dark master… (Falls off charger.) Who said that?
Nos: (Runs finger along the inside of the field.) Release me, Little One.
XR: You shall be released! (Flicks switch and takes down field.)
Nos flies out of the field and spins around. He spreads his wings.
Nos: Oh yeah! (Lightening.)
XR: (Smiles and crosses arms.) He makes an entrance; you've got to give him that.
Nos: Hu-ho! Free at last! (Floats in the air on his back.)
XR: What now, my dark master?
Nos: Ha! Now, we destroy Star Command. (Goes to control panel.) Nyah, the communications network! Let the feast begin! (Pulls a panel up and sinks his teeth into it.
Location: Reviewing room.
On Tape:
Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! (XR falls on Buzz's head.) Ow!
XR: Sorry, my mistake! Boy, if I had a nickel for every time that happened.
Real life:
Buzz slaps his forehead. Mira ghosts through the floor and walks up behind Buzz.
Mira: Anything?
Buzz: XRs top notch space ranger material, I know it. If only I could find something, anything, on our mission recorder to prove it.
Mira: How about when he saved the Altherian ambassador from that shape shifting alien assassin!
Buzz: Excellent choice. (Turns dial to tape.)
On tape:
XR: Look at me, I'm the ambassador hey! Oh I'm so proud of my treaty! Ooo I'm the ambassador. Ooooh I'm somebody's brother-in-law! Ooooh!
Buzz: Mr. Ambassador look out!
There is a scream and a splat noise.
Real life:
Mira: Oh, XR. (A siren goes off around Star Command as a red alert sounds. Mira gasps.) It's a-
Buzz: (Stands up, the screen has gone fuzzy.) Red alert.
Both run out of the room and Nos-4-a2's face appears on the screen.
Location: Corridor
Booster (Walking in the opposite direction of the other rangers that are running down the hall.): Poor XR. I hope they don't shut him down.
Intercom: Attention rangers! Red alert! (Booster looks at flashing red wall light.)
Booster: (grabs head.) Red alert!
Location: Science bay
Nos: This is not a drill. (Everyone is shown running to their respective places. Buzz and Mira to the launch bay, booster down the hall.) The evil emperor Zurg has launched an attack on star command.
Location: Break room
LGM: Ooooh, Commander Nebula has ordered a red alert.
Commander: Now, what's wrong with this picture?
Nos (On intercom, voice disguised as the Commander.): Launch! Go go go!
Commander: Somebody's yanking our chain! (Tries to walk out but the door slams in front of him.)
Nos-4-a2: Relax Commander. (Breaths deeply.) You're off duty. (Commander Nebula slams hit fist against the door.)
Location: Launch bay.
The ships launch into space, but 42 stays where it is.
Buzz: Blast! We have to launch!
Mira: Without Booster?
Buzz: Affirmative. Zurg's out there. (42 launches.)
Location: Control room
Nos floats past a group of rangers who have been tied to the wall. He stops in front of a group of LGMs, who have also been tied up.
LGM: This cannot be!
XR (now wearing cape. He flicks it back.): Can so!
Nos presses a button on the vidcom and Zurg appears.
Zurg: I demand a status report! Now!
Nos: (Crosses arms.) Oh, Don't take that tone with me Zurg!
Zurg: That's evil Emperor Zurg to you! Have you forgotten who gave you life? The hours I slaved away in my evil lab…
Nos: Oh, let's not embarrass ourselves, shall we? I have hostages here. (Motions towards the tied- up rangers and LGMs, XR waves.)
Zurg: (Looks across screen.) Sorry. How goes operation destroy Star Command?
Nos: (Does a flip.) Star Command is mine! There's no opposition.
Zurg: What of Lightyear?
Nos: He's off in space, chasing his own jet trail. (Waves hand and crosses arms behind head.)
Zurg: There will be no one to stop me! The galaxy will be mine! (Evil laughter.)
Nos joins the laughter, sticking his tongue out while he laughs.
XR: Care to make it a threesome?
Nos stops and grabs his chin, thinking. All three resume laughing.
Location: 42
Mira: (Staring into empty space.) This doesn't strike me as very red alert- ish.
Buzz: (Speaking into microphone.): Commander its quiet out here. Real quiet. Space quiet.
Nos (Voice disguised again.): If the computer says we're under attack, we're under attack! Always trust the machine!
Buzz: Reverse thrusters that's not our commander! (The ship turns around and flies back to star command.)
Location: Star Command
Booster is still running down the hall. He passes Commander Nebula's door.
Commander: (Pounding on door.) Open these blasted doors!
Booster: (Backs up and places ear on door.) Commander? Commander Nebula? Is that you?
Commander Nebula blasts the door, knocking Booster backwards.
Commander: When are they gonna learn? Nobody locks up Nebula. (Booster salutes.) Your with me rookie!
Booster: With you? Wow! (Gets off wall, door stuck to face.) I- (Slams into wall.) Ow! (Stumbles down hall.)
Location: Launch bay
Mira ghosts through the door and flips a switch to let Buzz in. He lands on the walkway.
Buzz: Somebody wanted to shut us out. Let's turn this place upside down to find out who.
Mira: Uh, my guess would be him. (Points behind Buzz.)
Nos-4-a2 is sitting atop the launch bay entrance. He spreads his wings and flies forward.
Nos: I am your doom. I am Nos-4-a2. (Lightening goes off as he tries to seem threatening.)
Buzz: (Watches with arms crossed.) I am unimpressed. (Runs forward to grab Nos and the energy vampire flies upward.)
Nos-4-a2: Your hap-handed ways are useless against Nos-4-a2! (Roars and shoots energy from his mouth.)
Buzz dodges and flips forward. Mira jumps on the energy vampire's back and he throws her off. He shoots energy from his hand at a panel. It opens and wires fly out, wrapping around the rangers. Mira ghosts out of them and lands behind Nos. Buzz uses his laser to blast the wires away. Nos blows more energy out of his mouth again and hits Buzz in the chest, knocking him backwards.
Nos: I have the power. I control Star Command. And you, Buzz Lightyear, brought me here! (Evil laughter.)
Buzz: The cargo. This monster was the cargo!
Nos: Which brings us to- monsters little helper. (Motions towards door.)
Door opens, revealing XR.
XR: I serve my dark master! Bleh, bleh! (Opens cape and hisses.)
Mira: XR?
Buzz: This will not look good on my report.
XR: Blehehehe! (Waving tongue and moving fingers up and down.)
Nos flies up behind Mira and grabs her, biting into the shoulder of her suit.
Mira: Ah, ew, get off! (Elbows him off.)
Buzz: Mira!
Mira: I'm okay Buzz. He didn't get through my suit.
Buzz gets on a knee to fire his laser.
XR: None dare defy my dark master! (Grabs Buzz.)
Buzz: Ranger you are not helping your service record! (Buzz accidentally misfires and scares off Nos, who was sneaking up behind Mira.)
Mira: Hey, you wanna watch it? (Stomps towards Buzz.)
Buzz: (Still struggling with XR.) Uh, sorry.
Mira punches him out of XR's grasp.
Buzz: (shakes self-off.) Hey I said I was sorry!
Mira: (Fighting with her suit.) It wasn't me Buzz, it's Nos-4-a2! (Arms prepare to fire laser.) He's controlling my suit!
Mira fires and Buzz barely dodges.
Buzz: So, I can't fire without blasting a fellow ranger.
Nos: She's an assassin and a hostage, all rolled into one!
Mira: (Ghosts out of her suit.) Nor for long! (Kicks it. It spins and accidentally shoots Nos.)
Nos: Aaah! (Falls to the ground.)
XR: Dark master!
Mira's suit knees her in the stomach. Buzz flies up and shoots the suit. It deflates and he picks her up, flying out of the launch bay.
XR: (Lifts Nos into a sitting position.) Shall I avenge your defeat?
Nos: Defeat is… unacceptable. I was programmed only for a swift and destructive victory.
Location: Corridor
Mira: Buzz, if Nos-4-a2 can fake a red alert, he really is in control of Star Command.
Buzz: Only the machines, not us. Two determined space rangers are a force that cannot be stopped.
They fly over Booster's head and smash into a door.
Both: OW!!
Booster: Commander Nebula! Look, it's Buzz and Mira!
Commander: (Digging through panel in the floor.) Pipe down rookie. I think I've hotwired the emergency door.
Buzz (Sits up and holds head.): Yeah, that's a big ten-four commander.
Commander: (Sits up.) Ah, Lightyear, how nice of you to join us. We're sealing off the whole area. Buzz, we've got an intruder.
Buzz: Yes, Commander.
Commander: Some sort of-
Buzz: Energy vampire
Commander: He's taken control of my space station, and I won't stand for it!
Nos: (On the intercom.) Oh Commander, as if you have a choice.
Commander: That's him! That's the guy!
Booster: He was in the science lab! We gotta check on XR!
Mira: Dah, he's o- he's okay.
Booster: You saw him?
Mira: We fought him…
Booster: Huh?
Slamming can be heard behind the door.
XR: Stupid door! (Makes dent in the wall with his fist.) Aw come on!!
Booster: Is that XR?
Mira: Ah, well Kinda... Kinda yes, kinda kind of no.
Buzz: Back off. That energy vampire's mine.
Nos tears through the door and grabs Buzz by the shoulders, pushing him backwards through another door. Buzz flips him off and lands on his feet.
XR (Jumps through the hole Nos made.): Face me, enemies of my dark master! (Waves hands like an idiot.)
Commander Nebula: XRs a traitor!
Booster: (Gasps.) No…
Mira: It's not his fault. When Nos-4-a2 bites a machine, it's helpless.
Door opens behind XR and it appears that more rangers are coming.
Commander: Outstanding! Reinforcements!
It is revealed that the suits are empty. XR leads them to attack, laughing.
Booster: Zombie space suits!
Commander Nebula punches a few suits and throws one off. Mira jumps off of one and kicks several suits over. She backs up back-to-back with Commander Nebula as more approach.
Nos-4-a2: My programming contained much data about you, Lightyear. (Uses hands to make floor panels fly up to crush Buzz. Buzz tries to shoot him and he does a flip.) Zurg led me to believe you were a foe to be reckoned with. He over estimates you. (Attacks again. Buzz throws him against a wall and he tackles Buzz, slamming him against the ceiling.)
Buzz: (Arms pinned behind his back. Nos puts one arm around Buzz's chest.) Leave it to Zurg to create a villain even more arrogant than himself! (Opens jetpack and knocks the energy vampire off. He pins Nos to the floor.)
Mira is supporting Commander Nebula while he uses his peg leg to shoot the suits.
XR: (To Booster.) Fall before me, flesh thing! (Wraps hands around Boosters legs.)
Booster: XR, it's me! Booster!
XR: You are nothing to me. I serve my dark master!
Nos: (Still pinned to the floor.) I am Nos-4-a2. I cannot be defeated! It's not in my programming!
Buzz: Really? Well maybe it's time to reboot! (Throws Nos backwards. He sits up, only to be tackled by suits.)
Booster: (Opens XR's chest and starts going through it.) Oh, be quiet! (XR is laughing.)
Mira is still helping Nebula shoot the space suits.
Booster: (Pulling stuff out of XR's chest, like a sled, teddy bear, etc.) Oh, it's got to be here somewhere!
Buzz: (Wrestling suits.) This is a gross misuse of Star Command property!
Nebula: Quit monkeying around and blast that robot to atoms!
Booster: Forget it! I mean, um, requesting permission to, uh, disregard your orders sir! Please! Oh boy… (Keeps going through XR's chest. XR's head bounces up and down.) Oh! I found it!
Nos: It is over for you, Buzz Lightyear. (Buzz is pinned down by the space suits.)
Booster: (Shows plaque to XR.) Look! You're not some zombie robot bad guy! You're XR!
XR: (Takes plaque.) Creation authorization form…Signed and initialed… (Starts crying and hugs plaque. Eyes turn yellow again. He takes off his cape and runs away from Booster.)
Nos is about to bite into Buzz's suit when XR grabs him from behind.
XR: Alright, Dracula! You're going down!
Nos looks over in surprise as XR sticks suction- cup things out of his fingers. He presses the fingers against the back of Nos's head. The energy vampire lights up with blue electricity.
Nos: How can you defy me! No machine can resist my will…. (Eyes go dark. XR has sucked out all of his electricity. He falls over.)
XR: Yeah, well I'm a little more than just a machine. I'm a space ranger!
Buzz: That is going on my report.
Commander: I don't need any stinking report! You heard him Lightyear, he's a space ranger!
XR: (Salutes quickly.) Thanks pop!
Commander: Would you stop calling me that?
XR: (Hugs him.) Aw, dad! (Kisses him on the cheek.)
Location: Planet Z
Zurg: Prepare our forces for launch! (Grub holds up lunch platter. He smacks it away.) Not lunch, launch! Once Nos-4-a2 destroys star command, the galaxy will be mine! (Looks around as Buzz's face appears on the vidcom.) Huh?
Buzz: Not today, Zurg.
Zurg: Lightyear! It cannot be!
XR: (face appears on the screen.) Can so! (Sticks out tongue.)
Location: Star Command
XR: Shouldn't we just hang up on him now?
Buzz: Wait for it….
Zurg: Curse you Buzz Lightyear! (Buzz hangs up.)
Mira: You never get tired of hearing that, do you?
Buzz: Nope. Score another one for the good guys.
XR: That's right! We bad! (Laughs.) Well, in a good way.
Booster: Where to now, Buzz?
Buzz: (42 launches.) To infinity and beyond!
Show ends, credits roll.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
I tried going there, but I can't seem to find it. It's probably just me, but I'd like to know if anyone else can see it.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
I can see it, but I think it'd be better to have it in the actual thread, so I took the liberty of copy-pasting Pythonmlon's link into her post for efficiency! ![Smile](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
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