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Re: Episode Transcripts
Looks good! I'm ashamed to say I still haven't finished Root of Evil. Been a bit busy lately with other projects.
Ranger-Nova
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thanks! i probably wont finish 'Nos-4-a2" for a while because the teachers are killing us this time of year. Ya know...essays, science fair, blah
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Kind of the same reason I haven't finished "Gravitina". It takes a while to write out all the action. :S I got two weeks left, so I might as well focus on my assignments! *continues being lazy despite that*
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Yeah, the action is the worst part. Dialogue is okay, because you just write down everything they say, but with action you actually have to find a way to describe all the stuff that's going on. I tend to only explain the barest minimum necessary to understand what's going on. Your Torque Armada transcript was much better written. I'm sure Gravitina will be great.
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The only reason "The Torque Armada" was so detailed was because I initially wrote it for the BLoSCWiki! I never completed it and had it up there half-finished because of the amount of time and detail I was putting into it. I was planning to slooowly plod through doing transcripts for all the episodes myself, but then you popped up and I was happeh! It gave me the motivation to finish the transcript up and post it!
All of us pitching in to do transcripts will save tons of time in the long run, regardless of how detailed they are. Sprucing them up for the wiki can come later... I really loved your transcripts as well~
All of us pitching in to do transcripts will save tons of time in the long run, regardless of how detailed they are. Sprucing them up for the wiki can come later... I really loved your transcripts as well~
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Like you guys, I haven't had much free time recently, so my transcript for The Lightyear Factor is coming along rather slowly. I'm barely at the part when Zurg first enters the alternate universe!
Anyway, I'm happy to continue producing transcripts after this one - like you say Steel, all of us doing them will save loads of time!
Anyway, I'm happy to continue producing transcripts after this one - like you say Steel, all of us doing them will save loads of time!
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yeah, the action kills me. sometimes the dialogue is difficult to get. i mean, i had to watch some places four or five times before i got what people were saying in 'The Slayer' because someone was either getting electrocuted of blown up all the time.
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There are still a few words in some of my transcripts that I couldn't get. Usually it's something Zurg says. He mumbles way too much.
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yeah... and XR gives me trouble too. He's always either mumbling or getting blown up~ =.=
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There have been a number of occasions where he starts mumbling something to himself (usually complaining about something) and I just write down as much I can understand before he gets to incomprehensible
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Yeah... so far I havn't run into anything I can't figure out without rewatching a couple times though
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Well, I wasn't really feeling inspired to do Root of Evil (I will get to it eventually), so I did Speed Trap instead. Here it is:
- Spoiler:
- Location: Space
A strange red ship is speeding through space.
Meanwhile, in a different part of space, a long line of traffic is flying by. A woman in a helicopter-like ship is observing this and reporting it over the radio.
Traffic reporter: Good morning! Things are looking great on the Tangean Star Flight, but there's a little flowing as you round Tradeworld.
The red ship approaches and flies through the traffic, pushing other ships out the way.
Traffic reporter: Whoa! There appears to be a driver suffering from a bit of space road rage! Boy, he's gonna be doing a lot of flowing in the Capitol Planet Interchange [not sure if I got all of this right - the sound quality was bad]. Don't take it! Take a Jo-Ad's space way, it's a great alternate.
Meanwhile, 42 is parked behind a large sign, monitoring the traffic.
Location: 42's bridge
Everyone looks bored.
Mira (scanning the speeds): Point two-five light speed, point two-eight, point two-three, point three-two,
XR (twiddling his thumbs): Speed trap duty! What did we do to deserve this?
*flashback*
Location: Star Command
Buzz, Mira, and XR are in a hallway.
Buzz: Now, team, the Porcelons are very sensitive about their appearance, so please - no staring.
Mira: Come on, Buzz. We are professionals.
Buzz: Right. Uh... where's Booster?
XR: No clue.
Buzz: Well, we can't keep the delegation waiting.
They enter the room the Porcelons are in.
Buzz: Rangers XR and Mira, meet the Porcelons.
They look at the aliens, who strongly resemble toilets.
Porcelon leader: Well, greetings to you both. It is a pleasure.
Mira and XR just stand with their mouths open.
Buzz (clearing his throat): Rangers? Cat got your tongue?
Mira: Uh... uh... no, no, n-not at all. Just, I'm feeling a little flush - uh, I mean, uh - oh, craters!
XR: Mira! Please, Sir, you'll have to excuse her potty mouth.
Porcelon: Sir, are you insulting us?!
Buzz: Mira, XR! Put a lid on it!
Porcelon: Why, you are insulting us!
His two guards (who have what look like toilet brushes as weapons) step forward in anger.
Buzz: No, please, Mr. Ambassdor! We meant no disrespect.
Booster (entering): Sorry I'm late! The restroom on this floor is broken.
He sees the Porcelons.
Booster: Oh, thank goodness!
The others: Booster, no!!!
*end flashback*
Location: 42's bridge
XR: Oh, yeah. That's right.
Booster: Sorry.
Location: Space
The red ship is still pushing through all the other ships. It hits into the billboard 42's behind, causing them to go flying.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz steadies the ship.
Mira: Whoa! That ship was doing at least point nine-five light speed.
Booster: That's more than double the posted limit!
Buzz: Strap in, team. We've got ourselves a real hotshot here.
Location: Space
42 starts chasing the red ship, which is still crashing through everything. Sirens start blaring.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: Kill the siren, XR. These joy-riders can't hear you in the vacuum of space.
XR is spinning his head around and making siren noises.
XR (stopping): Kill the siren, Buzz? I am the siren. What are you trying to say?
Mira (speaking into a microphone): Attention, this is the Space Rangers. Pull over immediately. Repeat, this is the Space Rangers. This is the Spa - alright, I've tried all frequencies, and there's no response. I mean, I'm sorry, but isn't that just rude?
Buzz: Rude and illegal.
Mira: Sure, illegal, but rude!
Booster (gasping): Buzz! That strange ship is heading straight for the resort moon of Sande de Solay!
Mira: Sweet mother of Venus! Something that big, moving that fast -
Buzz: - equals one big explosion! We'd better get the resort on the horn!
They hail the moon, and an alien guy appears on the screen.
Resort manager: Sande de Solay. How may we help you?
Buzz: This is Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. You are in grave dang -
Resort manager: Hold, please.
The screen changes to an advert for the resort.
Mira: Um... five minutes to impact.
Buzz: Right. Fire magnetic restraining cables!
Location: Space
42 launches metal cables at the ship. They grab hold of it.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: Retro rockets - fire!
Location: Space
42 struggles to hold the ship back, and eventually the cables break off and the red ship continues on its course.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: Aw, craters!
The manager appears on the screen again.
Manager: Sande de Solay.
Buzz: Yes, this is Buzz Light-
Manager: Hold, please.
Buzz: Booster, target that ship's engines and fire!
Booster: You got it, Buzz!
Location: Space
42 fires on the ship, but nothing happens.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz (slamming his fist down): Argh! No effect!
The manager appears on the screen again.
Manager: Now, how can I help you, Space Ranger?
Buzz: You can start by not putting me on hold!
XR: Buzz, Buzz, Buzz. Allow me. I've got a time-share on Sande de Solay. I savvy their lingo. [turning to the manager] Louis, mon ami! It's XR!
Manager (gasping): Monsieur XR! You scoundrel! You skipped out on your bill, enraged the chambermaid, and stole the [something I couldn't understand] robe!
XR tries to smile innocently.
Booster: Oh, for shame XR!
XR: Booster, please! Why, such a thing is completely out of my upstanding and moral character! [turning to the manager] Sir, I demand you take back your rash accusation.
Mira: We don't have time for this! Alright listen, Louis! A large, unstoppable ship is barrelling towards you. Evacuate now, or get pulverized. Your choice.
Location: Sande de Solay
Everyone runs screaming to their ships.
Louis: Everyone, please! Please remain calm! Please, for the - aw, forget it! Out of my way, sister!
A whole ton of ships leave the planet.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: Engage emergency after burners.
Location: Space
42 rockets forward. They stop in front of the moon. The red ship just keeps coming.
Location: Bridge
Booster: Uh, Buzz? He's not stopping.
Buzz: He'll stop.
The ship continues on its course.
XR: I hate to be a nay-sayer - goodness knows, it's not my way - but we're gonna be smashed like a bug on their windshield, so maybe we should move, huh? How about that?
Buzz: Negative, Ranger.
The ship is now rapidly approaching.
Mira: Um... Buzz?
Buzz (realising): He's not gonna stop!
Location: Space
42 flies out the way just in time, and the red ship crashes through the moon.
Location: Bridge
Mira: It went right through that moon and didn't even slow down!
Booster (looking at his screen): Oh no! That ship is headed directly for Capitol Planet's sun!
Buzz: A ship that size with an ultra-strong hull, moving that fast... will cause a supernova!
XR: Are you a hundred percent on your science there, Buzz?
Buzz: Do you want to take the chance?
Mira: A supernova will wipe out the entire solar system. We've got about one hour to stop it.
Buzz (pushing down a lever): Or die trying!
XR (as the ship rockets forward): Well, there's a cheery thought. Whatever happened to just do your best?
Location: Space
42 comes alongside the red ship.
Buzz sees something through the window.
Buzz: That looks like an airlock! Activate the magna-lock landing gear!
42 rotates onto its side and attaches itself to the airlock.
Location: Alien ship
The airlock opens and Team Lightyear steps through. They look around cautiously, but the ship is dark and quiet.
Buzz: No resistance.
XR: There's a pleasant change of pace.
Booster: Hello? Is anybody home?
There's no answer.
Booster: Where's the crew? Did they abandon ship?
A small robot suddenly slides up to them.
Robot: Carebot is online.
XR (as it begins dusting him) Hey!
Carebot: Please wipe your feet! We can't have you trailing space dust around our ship, now can we? No dust, no dust, no dust!
It then goes away.
XR: Uh... what was that?
Another one comes with a floor polisher.
Carebot: Carebot is online. Be cautious with your boots. We don't want scuff marks on our polished floors, now do we? No scuffs, no scuffs.
The robot then goes away.
Mira: Ooookay, this is odd.
Another one comes and starts spraying something around in the air.
Carebot: Carebot is online. Please refrain from breathing bacteria into the air. We can't have - ahh!
Buzz grabs it.
Buzz: We need answers and we need them now. Who's in charge here?
Carebot (still spraying the air): We can't have germs floating about. No germs, no germs!
Buzz: Uh... very nice. Uh, now where's your crew?
Carebot: Cleanliness is top priority!
Buzz: As it should be, but how do we stop this ship?
Carebot: Order must be preserved.
Mira: This is getting us nowhere.
Buzz (putting down the robot, who then goes away): Right. He's obviously fritzed.
The team begins exploring.
Booster: Gee, I'd kinda like a robot butler.
XR: Don't you even look at me!
After they leave, a carebot comes out and starts cleaning the floor.
Carebot: Carebot is online.
Location: Alien bridge
Team Lightyear enters the bridge. It's deserted.
Buzz: This appears to be the bridge - I think.
A carebot arrives and starts cleaning the controls.
Carebot: Carebot is online. Please do not smudge the control panels. No smudges, no smudges!
It then disappears into one of the little compartments they keep popping out of.
Mira: Booster's right. A robot butler would be sweet.
XR: Okay, you know what? See, now you two are on my revenge list! I mean it! Two thousand gigabyte memory, people [that's a tad small for a futuristic robot]. I don't forget easily - or at all.
Buzz: Cut the chatter, Rangers! We've got thirty-nine minutes to decipher these controls and stop this ship before -
XR: - before the big kabloowie! We know! Let's just get the job done and not dwell on the unpleasantness!
Buzz: Right. Now, which one of these is the thruster throttle?
He looks at all the controls and picks a lever. He pulls it down and a ticking is heard.
Mira: What's that clicking?
Booster: Uh, just a guess, but I think Buzz just activated the turn signal.
Outside the ship, the turn signal is flashing.
Buzz: Charming. Okay, how about this?
He presses a button, and a small flat hoop slides out.
Booster: Ooo! A cup-holder! This is state-of-the-art!
Buzz presses another button and the cup-holder retracts.
Buzz (laughing): Not to worry. They haven't made a spaceship yet that I can't fly.
He presses a lever but nothing happens.
XR: Hey, who's worried? [noticing the chair Buzz is in] This is a nice chair! Does this have lumbar support? Because I want to be extra comfortable when we crash into the sun!
Booster (shaking his finger): Uh uh uh, XR. We're dealing with an unknown alien technology. We must exercise caution and patience.
Buzz (pressing everything madly): Where's the stinking thruster control?!
He suddenly activates a screen in front of him. An alien captain appears.
Captain: This may be my final log entry. We fought them as best we could, but there are too many. I warn any - no! No! How'd you get in here? No!!!
Gas fills the room, and then the video ends.
XR: Okay, first of all, that's just his version. But that aside, I say we blow this ship up and get on with our weekend. Who's with me? [something else I didn't catch]
Booster: That poor man! Who could do such a terrible thing?
Mira: Space pirates, energy monsters, who knows?
Buzz: It doesn't matter now. We've had no luck here, so I say we blow this ship up.
XR pulls out a book and begins writing.
XR: Dear diary: today someone actually took my suggestion. I smell promotion!
Location: Different part of the alien ship
Buzz opens a box.
Buzz: Rangers, this crate holds four class X Macurium bombs.
He hands one to Mira, who hands it to Booster, who hands it to a very nervous XR.
Buzz (handing another to Mira) I don't have to tell you how dangerous -
A carebot suddenly whizzes past, almost knocking the bomb out Buzz's hands.
Carebot (getting out a vacuum and vacuuming around XR and Booster): Carebot is online. Vacuuming cycle proceeding. Please lift your feet. Alert! Alert! Dust particles detected on deck three, section two, level gamma alpha beta.
It rushes off to deal with the dust.
Booster: Okay, maybe a robot butler would get annoying after awhile.
Mira: Of course, after awhile, any robot gets annoying.
XR: You know what, you're on my list TWICE, missy!
Buzz: Remember everybody, be careful.
The others: Yes, Sir!
XR's bomb suddenly slips out his hands and goes flying.
Booster and Mira: XR!
Mira catches it just before it hits the floor.
Mira: Okay, what part of "be careful" didn't you understand?
XR (smiling nervously: The middle part?
Location: Somewhere else on the alien ship
A carebot enters a room filled with blocks of ice that contain the ship's former crew.
Carebot: We have visitors! Messy, messy visitors. But no need to worry, my masters. Carebot is online.
Location: The room Team Lightyear's in
They all activate their bombs.
XR puts one on the wall.
Bomb computer: Macurium bomb armed. T minus fifty seconds to detonation.
Team Lightyear runs down the hall and reaches the airlock.
Booster: Uh, Buzz, why is 42 going away?
Through what I'm assuming is glass covering the airlock (since they're not getting sucked out and XR presses up against it) they watch 42 drift away.
Booster: No! No! 42, come back!
Mira: There goes our ride!
Bomb: T minus thirty seconds to detonation.
XR: We're dead!
Buzz: I don't understand.
A carebot goes past, sweeping the floor.
Carebot: Carebot is online.
Buzz: 42's magna-locks couldn't have failed.
Carebot: Magna-locks scuff the hull.
XR (grabbing the carebot): Are you telling us you dumped 42?
Carebot: Carebot is online.
XR drops it.
Bomb: T minus twenty seconds to detonation [15, actually].
Booster (charging into the airlock and crashing): One thing's for sure - this airlock is locked tight! It won't budge!
XR: One side, husky. Let me try some of my awesome robo-strength, and once again save all of us.
A drill pops out his chest and he tries to drill through the airlock. He just ends up spinning around and getting thrown backwards - oh, and the bombs should have gone off by now.
XR: Okay, see previous: we're dead!
Buzz: Concentrate lasers on my mark.
They all fire at the airlock, but the beams have no effect.
Mira: It must be shielded [hmm, why doesn't she just ghost them all through?].
Bomb: T minus ten seconds to detonation [more like 15 seconds after detonation].
Mira: XR's right - we're gonna die!
Buzz: Yes, but not in vain, Mira. The explosion will stop this ship.
The ship is now approaching Capitol Planet.
XR: Well, if we're going, I'm going in comfort.
He takes out a purple robe and puts it on.
Booster: XR! You did steal that robe!
XR: Oh, so what! It's not as if I took a TV! It's like the peanuts or the chocolate on the pillow. These things are practically complimentary. Besides, the one thing we all know for sure is I can't take it with me.
Bomb: T minus zero seconds to detonation [more like 50 seconds after detonation). Detonation now.
Everyone braces themselves, and Buzz salutes. They wait a few seconds, then open their eyes.
XR: Is this the afterlife? Woo-hoo! I took it with me!
Mira: Um, the afterlife feels a lot like two seconds ago.
Booster: Nothing went boom.
Buzz (noticing three of the bombs lying neatly against the wall): The bombs! They've been defused! And neatly too.
A carebot enters with the last bomb.
Carebot: Carebot is online. We mustn't leave our explosive devices laying about all willy-nilly.
Mira: The robo-butler saved us!
XR (holding up his hand to high-five it): Hey, hey, my cyber brother! For a neat-freak, you're alright!
The carebot merely sprays his hand and wipes it, then leaves.
XR: Workaholic.
Buzz: Alright, focus, team. We've still gotta stop this ship.
He checks a readout on his suit which shows that they've only got twenty minutes before the ship reaches Capitol Planet's sun.
Mira: How? We've tried to steer it, we've tried to blow it up - what else can we do?
Booster: What if we pulled the plug?
XR: Plug? Booster, it's very cute that you're trying to help - sweetest thing I've ever seen - but this is grown-up talk.
Booster: I was speaking figuratively, robe-stealer. I mean let's cut the power!
Buzz: Excellent thinking, rookie! Find the engine room and get to it. Mira, XR, we'll give a second shot at deciphering those controls.
They all run to their tasks as the ship comes closer to Capitol Planet's sun.
Location: Hallway
Booster is wandering around with a torch.
Booster: Now, if I were an alien engine room, where would I be?
The door behind him suddenly closes, giving him a fright.
Location: Alien bridge
Buzz is staring at the controls. He sees a large black button and presses it. Several seat belts pop out the chair and restrain him.
Location: Hallway
Booster is still looking around. He finds a door and opens it.
Location: Bridge
Buzz pulls a lever. He hears a noise and looks around, only to discover that he's activated the windscreen wipers.
Buzz (slapping his head): Ugh.
Location: Hallway
Booster hears a noise and turns around. He sees a strange robot device approaching. It dumps a bunch of garbage down a trash chute.
Booster sighs in relief, glad it wasn't anything dangerous.
Location: Bridge
Buzz pulls a lever and the chair starts to vibrate.
Location: Hallway
Booster finds a door which he opens. He enters a room that is more brightly lit than the rest of the ship. He sees something shocking.
Booster (gasping): Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
He activates his communicator.
Booster: B-B-B-Buzz! Buzz!
Location: Bridge
Buzz presses a button and a pair of fuzzy dices come down from the ceiling. He hears Booster and turns on his communicator.
Buzz: Uh, yes, Booster?
Location: Room with frozen crew
Booster is staring at the blocks of ice with the crew trapped inside.
Booster: I think you'd better get down here. There's a - [he suddenly turns around] hey! Hey! What are you doing?! NO!!!
Location: Bridge
Buzz: Booster? Come in, Booster! Do you read me? Booster!
They quickly leave bridge to go find him.
A carebot watches them leave.
Carebot: Mind your fingers! We can't have greasy fingerprints all over our nice clean ship, now can we? Now fingerprints, no fingerprints!
Location: Hallway
Team Lightyear looks around.
Buzz: Booster?
Mira sees his torch lying on the ground. She picks it up.
Mira: Uh oh. This isn't good.
XR: I'll say! These things are expensive, and Booster just leaves them laying around! Buzz, you'd better give him a verbal warning!
A door opens, and light shines out from it.
They enter and discover the room full of frozen people. One of the ice blocks contains Booster.
Mira: Booster!
Buzz: Keep your guard up, team. Whoever did this might still be close by.
Mira suddenly screams as a beam hits her and she is frozen in a block of ice.
XR: Mira!
A carebot is in the doorway.
Carebot: Carebot is online!
XR screams.
Carebot: These are the other messy visitors, my masters, but fear not. Carebot shall take care of them. Carebot is online.
Buzz (as the robot fires an icy beam at them): Look out!
He and XR duck out the way.
Buzz: Blasted rookie mistake! I should have known - the butler did it.
XR (getting out a gun): Come on, Buzz. It's two of us against one little neat-freak.
Carebots start arriving from all over this place, all saying "Carebot is online" when they arrive.
Buzz: Make that the two of us against a dozen neat-freaks!
The carebots are still chanting their mantra as more and more arrive.
Buzz: Strike that, fourteen neat-freaks! No, eighteen! More neat-freaks than we can count - that's how many! Make that the two of us against a whole bunch of neat-freaks!
Carebot: We must rid the ship of dirt and disorder.
XR: Which am I? Dirt or disorder?
The carebots fire at them, and they run away.
Buzz: It's time we make a tactical retreat!
XR: Tactical retreats are what XRs do best!
They run out the room and close the door, which the robots crash into.
Meanwhile, the ship is coming ever closer to the sun.
Location: Hallway
Buzz and XR run as the carebots chase them while chanting "Carebot is online".
Buzz and XR stop in front of a carebot who is cleaning the floor.
Carebot (making its freeze gun pop out): Mopping cycle completed. Carebot is online.
Buzz (grabbing XR and jumping away as the carebot fires): This way!
They go past a carebot who is cleaing a window.
Carebot: Delaying window washing program to deal with messy organics. Carebot is online.
Buzz turns around and blasts it.
He and XR then duck as the carebots shoot at them.
Carebots: We must clean the ship of disorderly organics.
XR: Organic? Gentlemen, please, let me assure you I am one hundred percent pure technology, so there's really no reason - ahh!
Buzz pulls him away as the carebots fire at him.
XR (as he's being dragged away by Buzz): But I'll give you the disorderly part!
Buzz and XR jump onto a ledge and the carebots pass without seeing them.
XR (jumping down and reeling in his floppy arm): Ouch! Do you have to be so rough when you save my life?
Buzz: I think we gave them the slip.
XR: Good, then we just hide out here until they go on a coffee break or whatever. By the way, is it getting hot in here?
Strangely, he starts sweating. But then, I suppose if he can cry he can probably sweat as well.
Buzz checks his readout and finds they only have six minutes left.
Buzz: We're getting closer to the sun. We've got to stop this ship now! I'll draw their fire. While they're distracted, you can - XR!
XR has been neatly disassembled by one of the carebots.
Carebot: Disassembly program complete. Carebot is online.
Buzz activates his jetpack and flies away as the carebots shoot at him. He flies into a room which is filled with garbage.
Buzz: What the - ?
A carebot pulls a lever.
Carebot: Garbage disposal cycle beginning. Carebot is online.
A hatch opens and all the garbage floats out into space. Buzz fights against the pull of space and tries to remain inside the ship.
Carebot (closing the hatch): Garbage disposal cycle complete. Proceeding with -
Buzz blasts the carebot.
Buzz: Buzz Lightyear is online.
He jumps away as the other carebots shoot at him. He blasts one of them.
Carebot: We can't have this! You're making a mess!
Buzz: Mess? You have no idea.
He destroys another one, and before the other carebots can clean up the mess, he blows up some more.
Buzz (still shooting): I'm bad odour and you're out of lemon fresh scent.
Carebots: No! No messes! No messes! No messes!
He shoots another one.
Buzz: I'm a stubborn mildew stain and you're out of steel wool.
Carebots (as more and more are destroyed, leaving robotic remains everywhere): No!!!
Buzz (grabbing the lever): I'm red wine and you my friends, are all out of club soda.
Carebots: No!
They get pulled out into space.
Carebots: Space... nothing but an empty vacuum. The ultimate cleanliness. Ah...
Location: Room with the frozen people
Buzz uses his laser to melt Mira out. He grabs her as she wobbles around and steadies her.
Mira: Wha-what happened?
Buzz: No time for explanations. Set your laser on widespread beam.
They both fire at Booster and melt the ice around him.
The three of them then melt out the ship's captain.
Captain: Wha-? Who are you?
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, and we are here to save you.
Another alien who the others must have freed: Lightyear, ha! Come on, what's your real name?
Captain: Save us from what?
Buzz: Mere seconds from now, your ship is going to crash into our sun.
Location: Bridge
The captain sits in his chair.
Buzz: We tried everything but we couldn't stop this speeding juggernaut.
Captain (pointing to the cup-holder): Uh, did you try this?
Buzz: The cup-holder?
Captain: What is this cup-holder you speak of? This is the manual guidance mechanism.
He turns the ship around just as it reaches the sun.
The inertia throws Buzz against the wall. He falls down when the ship slows.
Captain: There, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Buzz (on the floor in pain): Nope, I thought it would be worse, actually.
Location: Hallway
Booster reassembles XR.
XR: Whoa! What happened? Where am I?
Booster: The carebots deconstructed you - but I put you back together, buddy!
XR: Thanks, pal. Boy, it is good to see you guys. Hey, why do I suddenly have the unstoppable urge to polish, shine, and tidy?
He takes out a cloth and starts cleaning.
Mira: Oh, gosh, glad you asked. Yeah, Booster and I, we made a few, uh, modifications to your program, and, um, you're our butler now.
XR: WHAT?!
Booster: Just on a trial basis. You know, until you return that COMPLEMENTARY ROBE.
XR (mopping the floor): Top of my revenge list! That's reserved for you two! No waiting, straight to the top!
Meanwhile, the alien captain is talking to Buzz.
Captain: A millennia ago, on the other side of the galaxy, we were frozen by the far too literal carebots. I programmed them to clean up all messes. Somehow they considered us a mess.
While he's talking, his crew is sitting at a table, some with their feet on the table, some scratching, some burping.
Mira (sarcastically): Oh yeah, gosh, how'd that happen? Wow, real puzzler there.
Captain: Anyway, if it were not for the heroic efforts of you and your crew, we would still be frozen. Thank you for rescuing our people from our long nightmare.
Mira: Just doing our job.
Buzz (taking out a notepad and writing): Speaking of our job, your ship was exceeding the posted galactic speed limit by a dangerous margin. I'm afraid I have no choice but to issue you a speeding ticket. Have a nice day.
He hands the ticket to the captain.
The End
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Augh *slaps forehead* Im hardly started on Nos-4-a2, sorry!
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Don't worry, there's no rush.
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^^ i should finish during my two-week christmas break
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Thank you so much for the episode transcripts as I appreciate it a lot.
If I may ask, how long did it take to do one episode?
If I may ask, how long did it take to do one episode?
Re: Episode Transcripts
That depends on if I do it all at once, or take breaks. Three or four hours without breaks, I think. That's why I spread the work out over a day, so I don't have to sit typing for several hours straight.
Are there any episodes in particular you'd like to see? Because so long as I have the entire episode (there are a few I'm missing parts of), I'd be happy to do them.
Are there any episodes in particular you'd like to see? Because so long as I have the entire episode (there are a few I'm missing parts of), I'd be happy to do them.
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Nos-4-a2
Agh! my computer keeps going screwey so I'll just give you guys a link to my transcript of Nos-4-a2 i finished two days ago
Agh! my computer keeps going screwey so I'll just give you guys a link to my transcript of Nos-4-a2 i finished two days ago
- Spoiler:
- Location: Deep space.
A cargo ship flies though space.
Voice on radio: This is flight control. Cargo ship Niner-niner you are cleared for passage through the gamma quadrant. Please log in with flight status.
Autopilot: This is Niner-niner logging in on time.
Voice: Ten- four Niner-niner. Flight control out.
Warp Darkmatter stands behind them, claws extended on robotic arm.
Warp: Hi there! (Autopilot spins around and sees Warp, accompanied by hornets, holding a large gun.) I'm Warp Darkmatter. I'll be you're hijacker tonight. (Points gun at autopilot.)
Autopilot: If you have any comments of criticisms (Ducks gunshot.) Please contact our 'Hows my driving?' department.
Warp aims for another shot, when Buzz Lightyear enters through a hatch in the floor. Lightyear blasts the gun in Warp's hand, vaporizing it.
Warp (Clenches fist.): Lightyear!
Autopilot: Buzz Lightyear? The pride of Star Command?
Buzz: That's right, my robotic friend.
Warp: Hornets! Blast 'im!
The hornets open their laser canons. The autopilot gasps, but before they can fire Booster drops through the ceiling and crushes them.
Booster: Sorry I'm late, sir. I had a heck of a time fitting through that airlock! (Looks at Warp.) Well Mister Darkmatter-
Warp leaps up and propels himself off Booster's head, turning on his jet back.
Booster (Looking up.): Aw man…
Warp: Better luck next time, Rookie. (Blasts down the hall. Speaking into communicator.) Hornets, rendezvous at the cargo hold, move it! Lightyears here.
Warp looks down and sees XR, eyes flashing red and blue with a siren sound.
XR: Alright! Pull it over, pal.
Warp: Oh great, the tin toy.
XR (Chasing Warp down the hall.): Not tin, a terrilium carbonic alloy. (Pulls up beside Warp on the wall.) And let me tell you, by the way-
Warp smacks XR off the wall with one of his wings. XR falls and skids on the ground.
XR: Yow! Hey! Ow ow ow ow that hurts…
Warp: See ya, tin toy!
XR: Okay, see you weren't listening, because it's not tin, it terrilium! Which is very tough, by the way! (Gets up and waves hand.) Don't kick you're self for it, it's – Augh! (Arm falls off.) S'okay no problem nobody saw that. (Picks up arm and puts it back on.)
Mira (Ghosts through door and fires laser at Warp.): Warp Darkmatter you are under arrest.
The laser takes out one of Warp's wings and he crashes to the ground, and then gets back up in front of her.
Mira: I recommend surrender. Not that I can't take you on, cause I can.
Warp: Of course you can… (Bows.) You can do anything, princess. (Two spiked balls fly out of his shoulder and pass through Mira's and into the door.)
Mira: Aw, care to take another shot?
Warp (Stands up.): No need.
The balls begin to beep rapidly and explode, sending Mira flying behind him.
Warp: I love fighting rookies.
XR (Standing with Mira and Booster.): Good, because we got a lot of fight left in us! (Swings arm and it pops off again.) My fault, I'll get that.
Buzz comes up behind Warp and taps him on the shoulder. Warp turns and Buzz presses a button on his suit, turning on his jetpack and launching him into the ceiling.
Warp: Augh! Hornets, attack!
Buzz looks over in surprise as a swarm of hornets attack him.
Mira: Buzz needs backup! (Hornets enter the hall and Warp dislodges himself from the ceiling.) Can you guys handle this? (More hornets come from the other direction.)
XR (Pulls out lots of guns.): Can we handle it? Can we handle it? (Looks at Booster.) Can we handle it?
Booster (Turns to Mira.): Affirmative your highness!
Mira (Ghosts through the floor.): Guys, please just call me Mira.
Buzz busts through a pile of cargo, covered in hornets. Mira comes in as he topples into a pile of cartons.
Mira (Pointing laser at hornets.): Need a hand?
Buzz (Gets up.): No, thanks you. (Spins the hornets off.) Everything's under control. (Salutes to Mira.) Princess.
Mira: Okay, my name's Mira. Could somebody PLEASE call me Mira?
Buzz (Looks up.) Mira!
Mira: Thank you-
Buzz tackles Mira out of the way of a laser blast and flies with her in front of a box.
Warp (Comes from above, holding a plasma canon.): Hey, here's a weapon they don't issue you at Star Command. (Uses gun to blow up large box.) Take a look guys, what do you think?
Mira: I thought the galactic alliance outlawed plasma canons.
Buzz: They did. (Points at Warp.) Warp I'm adding possession of illegal firearms to the charges against you!
Hundreds of hornets appear behind Warp.
Warp: Don't leave out obliterating two space rangers now! (Points Plasma canon at Buzz and Mira.)
Both do a backwards flip over the box and the canon blast is caught in mid-air in front of them, right above the box. Buzz looks up in surprise and Warp gasps.
Buzz: Mira, you're Tangean mental powers amaze me.
Mira: Uh, Buzz, that's not me. I think it's the box.
A whip of energy shoots out of the box and absorbs the hanging canon blast. Mira and Buzz stand up.
Buzz: That's some box. (Both aim wrist lasers at Warp and the hornets.)
Warp: Hornets, hit them with everything you've got!
All get ready to fire, but the box lets out a roar and floats upward. Red light runs along the opening edge and it flashes. Red tentacles of energy shoot out of the box and strike the hornets, killing them instantly. Warp looks around in disbelief. Buzz looks up at the box. The tentacles knock out the rest of the hornets and vaporizes Warp's plasma canon. The box goes quiet and settles back to the floor.
Buzz (Looks at falling hornets.): No, really, that is some box.
Mira: No wonder Zurg wants it.
Warp: And if the dark team can't have it, there's no way we're going to let it fall in the hands of star command. (Hits button on wrist and speaks into communicator.) Initiate freighter destruct now!
Warp launches before the rangers can catch him.
Location: Corridor
XR is blasting the hornets with multiple guns at once. Booster grabs one hornet and uses it to beat the other hornets.
Buzz (Booster and XR salute.): Booster XR do you read me?
Booster: yes sir!
Buzz: Good, turn around. This babies gonna blow in nanoseconds. Booster we need you to help us with this cargo.
Booster (Presses button on suit and opens jetpack.): Can do!
Buzz: XR the safety of the autopilot is in your hands!
Location: Cockpit
Autopilot: I'm going to be blown to atoms!
XR (Trying to pull the autopilot off his stand.): Man you're really bolted in there. (Both flip over and are smacked against the control panel repeatedly.
Location: Outside freighter
Buzz, Mira, and Booster are flying away from the ship with the cargo just as the freighter explodes.
Mira and Booster: XR!
Buzz: Come on, ranger.
XR (Flying out of the explosion with the autopilot.): I tell you what, if we had thought of that big bang beforehand we could have saved ourselves a lot of energy, am I right?
Buzz: Well done XR. (Autopilot coughs.) More or less.
Location: 42
Commander Nebula (On the vidphone.): Calling Buzz Lightyear. Commander Nebula to Buzz Lightyear. (Booster flinches and XR's face lights up, they both salute.)
Buzz: Lightyear, sir.
Commander: What's your team's status?
XR: We're doin' great pop!
Commander: Don't call me that!
Autopilot (Walks in front of XR on his hands.): On behalf of the robo freighter company I would like to file a formal complaint against your son here. (Motions at XR)
Commander: He's not my son.
XR (Opens drawer on his chest and pulls out a document.): I have the work order right here! Look! He signed, AND initialed. Commander Nebula authorized my construction. He gave me life. (Mira places hand on forehead.)
Buzz: The freighter was destroyed but we salvaged the cargo.
Nebula: What is it?
Buzz: Sir, it's a mystery.
Mira: All we know it that Zurg was after it.
Nebula: Check out the autopilot's black box. That's going to tell you what you need to know; Cargo, destination, who hired the freighter.
Autopilot (Pulls melted black box out of chest and drops it on the floor.): Are you referring to this black box?
XR: Probably not that one got all melted in the explosion. (Tosses box away. Ya got anymore in there? (Rummages through autopilots chest.)
Nebula: XR, were you assigned to rescue that autopilot?
XR: (Salutes) You bet, paydirt.
Nebula: Then son, why don't you check on the status of that mystery cargo?
XR: Absolutely that's a job for someone like me. Later Pop! (Gets sucked into travel tube.)
Autopilot: Oh, I see how it works. Everybody makes allowances just because he's the COMMANDER'S son.
Nebula (Screaming.): He's not my son! He's not even a real ranger! He's just a robot!
Autopilot: Oh. You're one of those.
Nebula: Alright, here's how it's gonna be. Buzz, you're going to do a performance evaluation on XR. And I want the truth! If he can't cut it as a ranger, we're shutting him down.
Booster: You'll give him a good report, won't you Buzz
Nebula: I repeat; I want the truth! Nebula out. (Screen goes dark.)
Mira: The truth, huh?
Buzz: That's right Mira. Space rangers don't fib. XR will just has to prove he has the right stuff.
Autopilot: Ok! So how soon will you be interviewing for his position?
Location: Planet Z
Zurg: Ah, Darkmatter, you have returned. I crave good news! Did you attack the freighter?
Warp: Yes evil Emperor Zurg! (Bows.)
Zurg (Waving his arms): And did Buzz Lightyear rush to the rescue?
Warp: Uh, yes.
Zurg: And was Lightyear victorious?
Warp: Yes
Zurg: Outstanding!
Warp: Don't you have a strict failure means death policy?
Zurg: Normally, yes. Today, no.
Warp: But Lightyear got the box.
Zurg: Well of course he did, Dipstick! That was my plan! I hired the freighter to carry the box. I ordered YOU to attack. I wanted Lightyear to win. Because yes, I wanted him to have the box!
Warp: In case you didn't notice, that box does some pretty amazing stuff. Maybe I could use a box like that?
Zurg: Darkmatter, It's a box of doom. It's not for you. For you see; It contains my latest instrument of evil, intended to destroy Star Command! And who better to deliver it for me than Buzz Lightyear? (Evil laughter then starts coughing.) Could I have a little water? Little water? Thank you. (Gets glass of water.)
Location: Star cruiser 42 cargo hold
Camera falls in on the mystery box, marked 'Nos-4-a2' XR appears out of the travel tube.
XR (Speaking into microphone.): Ranger log. Operation check on the mystery cargo. (Circles box) Mystery cargo status: Still here, still mysterious, still- well that about does it.
A beam of red light goes around the edge of the box. It opens and fills the room with red light. XR turns in fear. A hand reaches out of the box and Nos-4-a2 lifts himself out with a flourish. XR backs away and Nos-4-a2'a shadow is shown chasing him across the room. XR beats on the tubes and tries to escape in terror. Nos approaches.
XR (Beating on door): Door door door door!
Nos: Resist me not, Little one, for you are mine. (Closes in. The screen goes dark.)
Location: 42 cargo hold
Booster comes into focus.
Booster: XR? You ok? (Leans over XR, who is laying on the floor.)
XR (Sits up.): I'm fine (Two holes are shown near the base of his helmet.) Just fine. (Starts laughing evilly then stops.) Was that me laughing? (Eyes turn red.)
Location: Star command
42 lands in the landing bay.
Location: Science lab
The box is being lowered to the ground by a giant claw.
Commander: Great guns can't anybody give me answers around here? What is that thing?
LGMs: Oooooooh.
Singular LGM: box.
The box is placed on the ground.
Other LGM: LARGE box.
Commander: Fantastic, let me know when you've more.
Mira: Do you think Zurg will make another play for it?
Commander: Let me see him try. I'll be ready! (Slams fist into palm) I want that box under a security field!
One LGM hits a remote button and a security field appears around the box.
LGMs: Field. Done.
Commander: Good work, boys. Now, um, Buzz-
Buzz: Over here, sir.
Commander: Sweet mother of Venus, what's so fascinating up there?
A new charger/ chair thing is hung from the ceiling. It turns around, showing XR (His eyes are still red.)
XR: Dadio, hey!
Commander: Which reminds me. (Knocks on Buzz's suit.) I look forward to that report.
Buzz: I'll get right on it.
Location: Science bay
LGM: (Going out the door.) What a day.
Other LGM: You said it.
Both leave and the door closes. The lights go dim, and under the field Nos-4-a2's box lights up with red electricity. XR is asleep. The box opens and fog spills over the edges. Nos-4-a2 lifts himself out of the box, wrapped in his cape.
Nos-4-a2: Hear me, little one. Nos-4-a2 calls to you.
XR: (Wakes up.) Oh, why is it always in the middle of a dream. (Looks at Nos around the side of the charger.) Hey, you know, I'm tryin' to recharge over here, if you don't mind!
Nos: Hear the voice of-
XR: My dark master… (Falls off charger.) Who said that?
Nos: (Runs finger along the inside of the field.) Release me, Little One.
XR: You shall be released! (Flicks switch and takes down field.)
Nos flies out of the field and spins around. He spreads his wings.
Nos: Oh yeah! (Lightening.)
XR: (Smiles and crosses arms.) He makes an entrance; you've got to give him that.
Nos: Hu-ho! Free at last! (Floats in the air on his back.)
XR: What now, my dark master?
Nos: Ha! Now, we destroy Star Command. (Goes to control panel.) Nyah, the communications network! Let the feast begin! (Pulls a panel up and sinks his teeth into it.
Location: Reviewing room.
On Tape:
Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! (XR falls on Buzz's head.) Ow!
XR: Sorry, my mistake! Boy, if I had a nickel for every time that happened.
Real life:
Buzz slaps his forehead. Mira ghosts through the floor and walks up behind Buzz.
Mira: Anything?
Buzz: XRs top notch space ranger material, I know it. If only I could find something, anything, on our mission recorder to prove it.
Mira: How about when he saved the Altherian ambassador from that shape shifting alien assassin!
Buzz: Excellent choice. (Turns dial to tape.)
On tape:
XR: Look at me, I'm the ambassador hey! Oh I'm so proud of my treaty! Ooo I'm the ambassador. Ooooh I'm somebody's brother-in-law! Ooooh!
Buzz: Mr. Ambassador look out!
There is a scream and a splat noise.
Real life:
Mira: Oh, XR. (A siren goes off around Star Command as a red alert sounds. Mira gasps.) It's a-
Buzz: (Stands up, the screen has gone fuzzy.) Red alert.
Both run out of the room and Nos-4-a2's face appears on the screen.
Location: Corridor
Booster (Walking in the opposite direction of the other rangers that are running down the hall.): Poor XR. I hope they don't shut him down.
Intercom: Attention rangers! Red alert! (Booster looks at flashing red wall light.)
Booster: (grabs head.) Red alert!
Location: Science bay
Nos: This is not a drill. (Everyone is shown running to their respective places. Buzz and Mira to the launch bay, booster down the hall.) The evil emperor Zurg has launched an attack on star command.
Location: Break room
LGM: Ooooh, Commander Nebula has ordered a red alert.
Commander: Now, what's wrong with this picture?
Nos (On intercom, voice disguised as the Commander.): Launch! Go go go!
Commander: Somebody's yanking our chain! (Tries to walk out but the door slams in front of him.)
Nos-4-a2: Relax Commander. (Breaths deeply.) You're off duty. (Commander Nebula slams hit fist against the door.)
Location: Launch bay.
The ships launch into space, but 42 stays where it is.
Buzz: Blast! We have to launch!
Mira: Without Booster?
Buzz: Affirmative. Zurg's out there. (42 launches.)
Location: Control room
Nos floats past a group of rangers who have been tied to the wall. He stops in front of a group of LGMs, who have also been tied up.
LGM: This cannot be!
XR (now wearing cape. He flicks it back.): Can so!
Nos presses a button on the vidcom and Zurg appears.
Zurg: I demand a status report! Now!
Nos: (Crosses arms.) Oh, Don't take that tone with me Zurg!
Zurg: That's evil Emperor Zurg to you! Have you forgotten who gave you life? The hours I slaved away in my evil lab…
Nos: Oh, let's not embarrass ourselves, shall we? I have hostages here. (Motions towards the tied- up rangers and LGMs, XR waves.)
Zurg: (Looks across screen.) Sorry. How goes operation destroy Star Command?
Nos: (Does a flip.) Star Command is mine! There's no opposition.
Zurg: What of Lightyear?
Nos: He's off in space, chasing his own jet trail. (Waves hand and crosses arms behind head.)
Zurg: There will be no one to stop me! The galaxy will be mine! (Evil laughter.)
Nos joins the laughter, sticking his tongue out while he laughs.
XR: Care to make it a threesome?
Nos stops and grabs his chin, thinking. All three resume laughing.
Location: 42
Mira: (Staring into empty space.) This doesn't strike me as very red alert- ish.
Buzz: (Speaking into microphone.): Commander its quiet out here. Real quiet. Space quiet.
Nos (Voice disguised again.): If the computer says we're under attack, we're under attack! Always trust the machine!
Buzz: Reverse thrusters that's not our commander! (The ship turns around and flies back to star command.)
Location: Star Command
Booster is still running down the hall. He passes Commander Nebula's door.
Commander: (Pounding on door.) Open these blasted doors!
Booster: (Backs up and places ear on door.) Commander? Commander Nebula? Is that you?
Commander Nebula blasts the door, knocking Booster backwards.
Commander: When are they gonna learn? Nobody locks up Nebula. (Booster salutes.) Your with me rookie!
Booster: With you? Wow! (Gets off wall, door stuck to face.) I- (Slams into wall.) Ow! (Stumbles down hall.)
Location: Launch bay
Mira ghosts through the door and flips a switch to let Buzz in. He lands on the walkway.
Buzz: Somebody wanted to shut us out. Let's turn this place upside down to find out who.
Mira: Uh, my guess would be him. (Points behind Buzz.)
Nos-4-a2 is sitting atop the launch bay entrance. He spreads his wings and flies forward.
Nos: I am your doom. I am Nos-4-a2. (Lightening goes off as he tries to seem threatening.)
Buzz: (Watches with arms crossed.) I am unimpressed. (Runs forward to grab Nos and the energy vampire flies upward.)
Nos-4-a2: Your hap-handed ways are useless against Nos-4-a2! (Roars and shoots energy from his mouth.)
Buzz dodges and flips forward. Mira jumps on the energy vampire's back and he throws her off. He shoots energy from his hand at a panel. It opens and wires fly out, wrapping around the rangers. Mira ghosts out of them and lands behind Nos. Buzz uses his laser to blast the wires away. Nos blows more energy out of his mouth again and hits Buzz in the chest, knocking him backwards.
Nos: I have the power. I control Star Command. And you, Buzz Lightyear, brought me here! (Evil laughter.)
Buzz: The cargo. This monster was the cargo!
Nos: Which brings us to- monsters little helper. (Motions towards door.)
Door opens, revealing XR.
XR: I serve my dark master! Bleh, bleh! (Opens cape and hisses.)
Mira: XR?
Buzz: This will not look good on my report.
XR: Blehehehe! (Waving tongue and moving fingers up and down.)
Nos flies up behind Mira and grabs her, biting into the shoulder of her suit.
Mira: Ah, ew, get off! (Elbows him off.)
Buzz: Mira!
Mira: I'm okay Buzz. He didn't get through my suit.
Buzz gets on a knee to fire his laser.
XR: None dare defy my dark master! (Grabs Buzz.)
Buzz: Ranger you are not helping your service record! (Buzz accidentally misfires and scares off Nos, who was sneaking up behind Mira.)
Mira: Hey, you wanna watch it? (Stomps towards Buzz.)
Buzz: (Still struggling with XR.) Uh, sorry.
Mira punches him out of XR's grasp.
Buzz: (shakes self-off.) Hey I said I was sorry!
Mira: (Fighting with her suit.) It wasn't me Buzz, it's Nos-4-a2! (Arms prepare to fire laser.) He's controlling my suit!
Mira fires and Buzz barely dodges.
Buzz: So, I can't fire without blasting a fellow ranger.
Nos: She's an assassin and a hostage, all rolled into one!
Mira: (Ghosts out of her suit.) Nor for long! (Kicks it. It spins and accidentally shoots Nos.)
Nos: Aaah! (Falls to the ground.)
XR: Dark master!
Mira's suit knees her in the stomach. Buzz flies up and shoots the suit. It deflates and he picks her up, flying out of the launch bay.
XR: (Lifts Nos into a sitting position.) Shall I avenge your defeat?
Nos: Defeat is… unacceptable. I was programmed only for a swift and destructive victory.
Location: Corridor
Mira: Buzz, if Nos-4-a2 can fake a red alert, he really is in control of Star Command.
Buzz: Only the machines, not us. Two determined space rangers are a force that cannot be stopped.
They fly over Booster's head and smash into a door.
Both: OW!!
Booster: Commander Nebula! Look, it's Buzz and Mira!
Commander: (Digging through panel in the floor.) Pipe down rookie. I think I've hotwired the emergency door.
Buzz (Sits up and holds head.): Yeah, that's a big ten-four commander.
Commander: (Sits up.) Ah, Lightyear, how nice of you to join us. We're sealing off the whole area. Buzz, we've got an intruder.
Buzz: Yes, Commander.
Commander: Some sort of-
Buzz: Energy vampire
Commander: He's taken control of my space station, and I won't stand for it!
Nos: (On the intercom.) Oh Commander, as if you have a choice.
Commander: That's him! That's the guy!
Booster: He was in the science lab! We gotta check on XR!
Mira: Dah, he's o- he's okay.
Booster: You saw him?
Mira: We fought him…
Booster: Huh?
Slamming can be heard behind the door.
XR: Stupid door! (Makes dent in the wall with his fist.) Aw come on!!
Booster: Is that XR?
Mira: Ah, well Kinda... Kinda yes, kinda kind of no.
Buzz: Back off. That energy vampire's mine.
Nos tears through the door and grabs Buzz by the shoulders, pushing him backwards through another door. Buzz flips him off and lands on his feet.
XR (Jumps through the hole Nos made.): Face me, enemies of my dark master! (Waves hands like an idiot.)
Commander Nebula: XRs a traitor!
Booster: (Gasps.) No…
Mira: It's not his fault. When Nos-4-a2 bites a machine, it's helpless.
Door opens behind XR and it appears that more rangers are coming.
Commander: Outstanding! Reinforcements!
It is revealed that the suits are empty. XR leads them to attack, laughing.
Booster: Zombie space suits!
Commander Nebula punches a few suits and throws one off. Mira jumps off of one and kicks several suits over. She backs up back-to-back with Commander Nebula as more approach.
Nos-4-a2: My programming contained much data about you, Lightyear. (Uses hands to make floor panels fly up to crush Buzz. Buzz tries to shoot him and he does a flip.) Zurg led me to believe you were a foe to be reckoned with. He over estimates you. (Attacks again. Buzz throws him against a wall and he tackles Buzz, slamming him against the ceiling.)
Buzz: (Arms pinned behind his back. Nos puts one arm around Buzz's chest.) Leave it to Zurg to create a villain even more arrogant than himself! (Opens jetpack and knocks the energy vampire off. He pins Nos to the floor.)
Mira is supporting Commander Nebula while he uses his peg leg to shoot the suits.
XR: (To Booster.) Fall before me, flesh thing! (Wraps hands around Boosters legs.)
Booster: XR, it's me! Booster!
XR: You are nothing to me. I serve my dark master!
Nos: (Still pinned to the floor.) I am Nos-4-a2. I cannot be defeated! It's not in my programming!
Buzz: Really? Well maybe it's time to reboot! (Throws Nos backwards. He sits up, only to be tackled by suits.)
Booster: (Opens XR's chest and starts going through it.) Oh, be quiet! (XR is laughing.)
Mira is still helping Nebula shoot the space suits.
Booster: (Pulling stuff out of XR's chest, like a sled, teddy bear, etc.) Oh, it's got to be here somewhere!
Buzz: (Wrestling suits.) This is a gross misuse of Star Command property!
Nebula: Quit monkeying around and blast that robot to atoms!
Booster: Forget it! I mean, um, requesting permission to, uh, disregard your orders sir! Please! Oh boy… (Keeps going through XR's chest. XR's head bounces up and down.) Oh! I found it!
Nos: It is over for you, Buzz Lightyear. (Buzz is pinned down by the space suits.)
Booster: (Shows plaque to XR.) Look! You're not some zombie robot bad guy! You're XR!
XR: (Takes plaque.) Creation authorization form…Signed and initialed… (Starts crying and hugs plaque. Eyes turn yellow again. He takes off his cape and runs away from Booster.)
Nos is about to bite into Buzz's suit when XR grabs him from behind.
XR: Alright, Dracula! You're going down!
Nos looks over in surprise as XR sticks suction- cup things out of his fingers. He presses the fingers against the back of Nos's head. The energy vampire lights up with blue electricity.
Nos: How can you defy me! No machine can resist my will…. (Eyes go dark. XR has sucked out all of his electricity. He falls over.)
XR: Yeah, well I'm a little more than just a machine. I'm a space ranger!
Buzz: That is going on my report.
Commander: I don't need any stinking report! You heard him Lightyear, he's a space ranger!
XR: (Salutes quickly.) Thanks pop!
Commander: Would you stop calling me that?
XR: (Hugs him.) Aw, dad! (Kisses him on the cheek.)
Location: Planet Z
Zurg: Prepare our forces for launch! (Grub holds up lunch platter. He smacks it away.) Not lunch, launch! Once Nos-4-a2 destroys star command, the galaxy will be mine! (Looks around as Buzz's face appears on the vidcom.) Huh?
Buzz: Not today, Zurg.
Zurg: Lightyear! It cannot be!
XR: (face appears on the screen.) Can so! (Sticks out tongue.)
Location: Star Command
XR: Shouldn't we just hang up on him now?
Buzz: Wait for it….
Zurg: Curse you Buzz Lightyear! (Buzz hangs up.)
Mira: You never get tired of hearing that, do you?
Buzz: Nope. Score another one for the good guys.
XR: That's right! We bad! (Laughs.) Well, in a good way.
Booster: Where to now, Buzz?
Buzz: (42 launches.) To infinity and beyond!
Show ends, credits roll.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
I tried going there, but I can't seem to find it. It's probably just me, but I'd like to know if anyone else can see it.
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I can see it, but I think it'd be better to have it in the actual thread, so I took the liberty of copy-pasting Pythonmlon's link into her post for efficiency!
Re: Episode Transcripts
Thanks, Steel.
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thanks! ^^
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I've just finished The Planet Destroyer. My computer's being silly and won't let me put it in spoilers, so Steel, could you fix it for me?
Here it is:
Here it is:
- Spoiler:
- Location: Tradeworld
A pink, tentacled alien vendor is handing Lardak Lurdak a cup of green goo.
Pink alien (Buzz's voice): Here's your grande cappucino, Sir. That'll be three unibucks.
Lardak (giving him money): And hurry up with the change! I ain't got all night!
He grabs the cup from the alien's hand, and part of it's tentacle comes off.
Alien (looking at the money): Out of one hundred?
Lardak (noticing piece of tentacle): Hey, hey, what gives? This isn't a real pseudopod!
Alien (whipping off suit to reveal he's actually Buzz): And this isn't real money!
Mira lands behind Lardak.
Mira: Lardak Lurdak, you are under arrest for counterfeiting!
Lardak: I don't think so!
He grabs Mira and tosses her into Buzz. He then runs to his bike and flies away.
Buzz and Mira have become stuck in the umbrella that was above the vendor's stand. Mira manages to get her head out, and points to Lardak.
Mira: Buzz, he's getting away!
Buzz (sticking his head out): Negative.
He manages to push himself out further and aims a small gun at Lardak. He fires a tracker which attaches itself to the bike.
Buzz and Mira then get free and Buzz opens his communicator.
Buzz: Booster, did you track that tracer?
Location: 42's bridge
Booster is cleaning his screen in an effort to fix it.
Booster: Sorry, Buzz. My readings show some powerfully weird interference.
XR: Completely jamming the tracer signal - to say nothing of the whopper headache it's giving me! [hits dome] Come on!
Location: Tradeworld
Buzz: Okay, then. We'll collar Lurdak the old-fashioned way.
He and Mira activate their jetpacks and fly after Lardak, who is weaving through the traffic and buildings. He goes doen an alley, and Mira and Buzz pause.
Buzz (pointing to a different direction): Divide and conquer, Mira!
They split up, with Buzz following Lardak and Mira flying elsewhere.
Meanwhile, Lardak shoots a billboard, which almost falls on Buzz. The Ranger manages to get away, however, and continues the chase. He doesn't notice that Lardak has used this as an opportunity to hide against one of the tall buildings.
Lardark (laughing in glee when he sees Buzz fly in the wrong direction): Nobody nicks Lardak Lurdak! Ha! Now, I got me some home-made dough to blow.
While he's kissing the money in his hands, Mira ghosts out the wall behind him. She taps him on the shoulder.
Lardak: Huh?
Mira: Kiss it goodbye, Lardak, 'cause you're going to jail.
She slaps some hand-cuffs on him.
Buzz flies up to them.
Buzz: You're under arrest.
They take hold of his arms and fly him through the atmosphere.
Lardak: Nobody says you can walk through walls! This is a violation of my civic rights!
They leave Tradeworld behind them as they head into space.
Lardak: Counterfeit you say? Well, I'm shocked!
Buzz's communicator suddenly activates.
Booster (over the comm): Buzz, remember that weird interference? It's getting weirder.
Location: 42's bridge
XR and Booster are looking at Booster's screen.
XR: Weird is why people go to Tradeworld. Hello? Go for the weird, stay for the vice. You've heard it.
Location: Space
Lardak is still protesting.
Lardak: I demand a lawyer! And I - [suddenly sees something offscreen, which has also shocked Buzz and Mira] Whoa, mama!
Pink streams of energy circle Tradeworld, and the planet starts to glow. The glow gets brighter and brighter, until it eventually outshines the pink energy. After reaching it's full brightness, it suddenly fades away. The trio in space had shielded their eyes from the light, and when they open them again, they find the planet is gone.
Buzz (shocked): Tradeworld!
Mira: It's.... gone!
Lardak (nervously): Hey, thanks for arresting me, man! Now, how about locking me in protective custody, huh? Please!
Mira: What could have done that?
Buzz (narrowing his eyes in suspicion): Not what - who.
Location: Various places
Zurg's face appears on screens all over the quadrant.
Zurg: Greetings, Galactic Alliance, Star Command, and micellaneous space nobodies. I, Evil Emperor Zurg, have just tested my new planet destroyer, patent pending, on Tradeworld.
The screen shows Tradeworld disappearing.
Zurg: It was a dazzling success. [laughs evily] It just gives me tingles! I'll keep it simple: Surrender immediately or more planets will go bye-bye. [waves while laughing evily again] Bye-bye!
Location: Alliance Plaza
The senators are all in state of panic and there's quite a commotion as they discuss Zurg's announcement.
Madam President bangs her gavel.
President: Come on, people! Get a grip! Settle down! [once there's silence, she gestures to the Commander] Commander Nebula...
Nebula: Madam President, members of the Senate. I admit Zurg caught us with our pressure suits down, but with my Rangers on the job [he points to Team Lightyear], the Galactic Alliance has nothing to fear from that evil emperor.
President: There it is. Now, can everybody please calm down!
She bangs her gavel some more when the murmurs start again.
President (once all is quiet): Get Zurg on the horn.
She presses a button, and Zurg's face appears on a screen.
Zurg (waving): Hello? Oooh, Madam President! What brings you to call?
President: The Galactic Alliance will not be bullied. So go on now, do your worst.
Zurg: Oh, I will. [to someone offscreen] Bring me the raffle box!
A Grub brings a raffle box with lots of slips of paper inside.
Zurg (turning a lever which causes the box to spin around): Tomorrow, at exactly twelve noon, Planet Z time, I will destroy... [pulls out a piece of paper and stares at it. He can't read it, so he puts on some glasses] ...planet Tangea!
Mira (gasps): No!
Booster: Isn't that Mira's homeworld?
XR (holding up a box of tissues for Mira): Lousy time to win the lottery.
Location: Tangea
A fleet of Star Cruisers are in orbit, spaced around the planet.
Location: 42's bridge
Buzz: On my signal, initiate laser web.
He presses a button.
Buzz: Now!
Location: Space
The tip of 42 retracts, and a strange device takes it's place on the front. This happens with all the Star Cruisers, and the devices emit beams that come together to form a web around the planet.
Location: Tangean palace
Mira and King Nova ghost through a wall and onto a balcony.
Mira: There it is, Father.
They look at the web, which is visible through the atmosphere.
Mira: That laser webbing will prevent even a speck of cosmic dust from entering Tangea's atmosphere.
King Nova: This is all much ado about nothing. Tangea can take care of its own. We certainly don't need monkeys in space suits to protect us.
Mira (ticked off): Whoa, whoa, whoa. Monkeys in space suits?
Nova: Mira, you know how much I disapprove of your being part of that space club.
Mira: It is not a club, Father! It's Star Command!
Nova: Yes, well, whatever you call it. I don't like it; it's beneath us.
Mira: Why? What, because we're royal?
Nova: Because we're Tangean. This diversion is keeping you from the proper development of your powers. Besides, if you consort with monkeys, you're bound to start acting like one.
He walks away, leaving a very angry Mira.
Location: 42's bridge
Mira, with clenched fists, steps onto the bridge.
Mira: Arrgh!
Buzz: So... nice visit with Dad?
Mira (sits down): I would rather not talk about it.
Buzz: Roger, Ranger. Well, the laser web is holding -
Mira: He is the most egotistical, vain, conceited, arrogant man to ever walk Tangea!
Buzz: Yeah, but you don't want to talk about it.
Mira (pushing buttons): No. Let's just finish our job, and then put a hundred parsecs between me and my hard-headed father!
Buzz checks the readout on his wrist. It is now 11:58 Planet Z time.
Buzz: Stay frosty, people. Zurg will strike any minute now.
Booster: Uh, Buzz? Those freaky energy readings we got when Tradeworld disappeared - deja vu.
Buzz: XR, divert life support and engine resources! Increase power to the laser web!
XR: Diverting life support to the laser web... but the three of you might just want to hold your breath for a day.
The ship begins to shake.
Booster: Oh boy! This is not good!
Buzz: Come on, baby, hold together!
The time changes from 11:59 to 12:00. After a bit more shaking, the ship goes still.
Mira looks out the window, and sees Tangea is still there.
Mira: It worked! The grid held!
Booster (looking at his screen): Not quite.
The pink energy streams begin circling Tangea. It glows brighter and brighter, then disappears just like Tradeworld.
Mira: Father!
Location: Alliance Plaza
The senators are now going mad, yelling and waving their fists.
Madam President: Order! Order! Please!
Senator Phlemex (reading from some paper): Madam President, the Phlegmians insist you open negotiations with Zurg immediately.
Buzz: With all due respect to the esteemed senator, you cannot negotiate with a monster like Zurg.
The senators continue to yell angrily.
Location: A balcony somewhere.
Mira is staring into space.
XR and Booster come up behind her.
XR: Tiny, come over here. Now look, Mira's going through a time - do you follow what I'm saying? Let's remember our sensitivity training. She's our friend - make her feel just right. Okay, pal?
Booster: Ah, gotcha.
He approaches her.
Booster: Gee, Mira, sorry about your homeworld and your whole family and everyone you ever knew getting wiped from the universe and stuff.
XR, who has been watching in horror, rushes over.
XR: Perfect! Couldn't have done it better myself! There's the kind of thing to remember NOT to say!
Mira: It's okay, XR. They're not dead. I know it.
XR (patronisingly): I know, sweetheart. They're not dead. The planet blew up; it's - it's reduced to cinders; it's - it's - it's like, gone back to being a star. But I'm with you. They're not dead. Please, sit down, honey.
Mira: Oh, no. I can feel my father's presence out there - somewhere. He's still alive.
XR (sneaking off and dragging Booster with him): Well, that's a good healthy attitude to have. Good for you!
They stop some distance behind Mira.
Booster: You know, I admire her ability to take lemons and make lemonade. What a trooper.
XR: Ha! A trooper! She's cracked! That girl is one asteroid short of a belt - you know what I'm saying?
Booster: What happened to sensitivity training?
XR (going off): Good question. Here's another: what happened to your diet, huh? Out of the way, husky Bob.
Location: Alliance Plaza
Madam President is banging her gavel again.
President: Quiet! Hush up already! [she then sighs in defeat] Commander Nebula, prepare for surrender.
Nebula (shocked): Surrender?
Buzz: Madam President, one more chance.
President: Rangers... PUT A SOCK IN IT! That's an executive order.
The President presses a button, and Zurg appears on the screen, considering two bolts of fabric - one purple with Zs all over it, and one red with Zs all over it.
Zurg (to himself or someone offscreen while he looks at the purple fabric): This just says me, don't you think? [to the President] Oh, hello again. I was just deciding how to redecorate your Senate Chamber.
President: Zurg, we invite you to Capitol Planet to discuss the terms.. of our surrender.
Zurg: Maaarvellous! I'll be there before you can say grovel!
He laughs evily while Nebula and Buzz grit their teeth in anger.
Location: Captiol Planet, just outside the Alliance Plaza
A crowd watches in terror as the Dreanought stops overhead. It launches a purple shuttle which lands next to the plaza. Madam President and Nebula stand together, watching.
President: I never thought I'd see this day.
A hovering device comes out the shuttle and emits a beam that forms a carpet on the ground.
The door of the shuttle opens and Zurg steps out, accompanied by two Grubs who hold his cape.
Zurg: Madam President! Why, I've dreamed of this since I was a wee...
The carpet-making device malfunctions and falls to the ground.
Zurg (sighs): I'm waiting.
Gurbs (saluting): Yes, yes! Allows us, Evil Emperor Zurg! We live to serve!
They lay down in front of him and act as a carpet.
Zurg (stepping on the Grubs): As I was saying, I've dreamed of this since I was a wee evil genius.
Nebula: Can the pleasantries, Zurg. This isn't a garden party.
Zurg: Oh, Commander Nebula, you naughty old coot. I'll write off your rudeness to the emotion of the moment. Why not let bygones be bygones?
He holds out his hand. Nebula just stands with his arms folded.
President (nudging him): Commander!
Nebula reluctantly reaches to shake Zurg's hand. Zurg pulls it away at the last moment.
Zurg: Psyche! Ha, ha, ha! Oh, this is going to be a hoot!
Nebula (to himself): Stinkin' Helmet-Head.
Zurg: Oh! And Lightyear - I'd love to have him grovel before me.
Nebula: So sorry, Zurg. Ranger Lightyear's been reassigned.
Location: 42's bridge
A recording of Nebula is playing on Buzz's screen.
Nebula: Buzz, you and your team must find Zurg's planet destroyer and take it out by any means necessary. Of course, if you're captured, Star Command will disavowal any knowledge of your activities.
Booster: Cool! I feel so super spyish!
Nebula: Rangers, the fate of the Galactic Alliance depends entirely on you. Good luck. Nebula out.
The recording ends.
Buzz: Booster, set a course for Planet Z.
Booster: Affirmative, Buzz!
XR: How can you be so chipper? An assault on Planet Z will get us all vaporised! Now that's a problem in my book!
Booster: You know what, XR? A problem is just the welcome mat to the house called "Solution".
Buzz: Now that's Ranger thinking, Rookie.
Mira: We're making a mistake. We should go to the Pelagar system. That's where the planet destroyer is.
Buzz: Mira, I know how Zurg's evil mind works. I've spent years studying his twisted ways... his sick, depraved patterns... his dark madness... it's kind of a hobby, really. Trust me, his fiendish weapon is on Planet Z.
Mira (turning on the engines): Sorry, but you're wrong!
Buzz goes flying backwards due to the speed.
Mira: Booster, plot a course for the Pelagar system.
XR: Hello? Someone's bucking for a demotion?
Booster: Ahh! I'm in the middle of a mutiny!
Buzz (still on the floor): Ranger, stop this ship immediately!
Mira: Apologies, Buzz, but no can do.
Booster: Mira, stop this, please! A house divided cannot stand!
XR: Oh, where's your welcome mat now, Mr. Every-Cloud-Has-A-Silver-Lining?
Buzz gets up and takes control of the ship.
Buzz: Explain yourself, Ranger!
Mira: I can sense my father and all of Tangea in the Pelagar system. Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking! That girl's cracked! The lights are on in the spaceport, but no one's docking!
XR: Mira, you wound me!
Mira: But I swear I can feel Tangea out there. I don't know, maybe if I honed my mental powers some more I could explain it better, but I can't.
Buzz: Uh... two things. One, don't you EVER take the controls away from me again, and two - I want Booster to set a course for the Pelagar system.
Mira: What? Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Location: Alliance Plaza
Zurg on the podium with Madam President and Nebula, while at the same time being shown on the screen.
Zurg: I have but one teeny, tiny, itty-bitty term. Complete and ultimate surrender of the former Galactic Alliance. [activates a video] As citizens of my empire, you'll all be fitted with the latest in subservient fashion. [the screen shows a metal helmet] Brain control modules will make you all mindless drones in the service of my evil. Your 167 hour work will consist of gruelling labor in lunchbox-size cubicles that allow zero privacy [the screen shows hundreds of cubicles with hornets standing above them zapping the workers to make them work faster]. Oh, and no dental benefits.
The senate gasps.
Zurg (holding out a clipboard): Now, all I need is your signatures [that should be "are" not "is" but I suppose when you're an evil emperor good grammar is unnecessary] on this little surrender agreement. If it were up to me, I'd just trust you, but my lawyers insist.
He hands the clipboard to a Grub who takes it to the senators. A tall brown alien signs it first.
Zurg: Very nice, [couldn't tell what he said - Zurg needs to talk more clearly!]
Location: 42's bridge as the fly through the Pelagar system
Buzz: Keep a sharp eye out for anything suspicious.
Mira: Like that?
She points to a strange device floating in space.
Buzz: Oh, yeah. That fits the bill. Booster, set us up for an attack run on the planet destroyer.
Booster: Hot rockets! You got it, Buzz!
42 flies past the planet destroyer and fires, but their weapons have no effect.
Buzz: Set up for another attack run.
Booster: Uh, Buzz, those cooky energy readings are back and bigger than ever!
Buzz: Where's that energy focused?
XR (comes up beside Booster): Okay, pal, here's the deal: I'm going to pay you good money to not say, "On us."
Booster (nervously): On us!
The planet destroyed shoots out the pink beams and they circle 42. The ship glows then disappears.
Location: Alternate dimension
The planet destroyer makes 42 appear here.
Location: 42's bridge
Everyone's been thrown around, and they all grown as they get up. Booster notices an alarm has gone off and checks his screen.
Booster: Ahh! Plane! Dead ahead!
Buzz looks up and sees a planet in front of them. He lowers 42 into the atmosphere and they find the planet is Tradeworld. The city is completely undamaged.
42 smashes through the billboard Lardak shot down just as a repairman is putting it back up.
Buzz: Tradeworld. Where are we?
Booster (getting frustrated with his computer): Just once this week could a computer work?
Mira: No, no, it's working perfectly - the readings make no sense because we're in another dimension.
Buzz: Of course! Zurg's planet destroyer is merely a cross-dimensional translocator! Zurg shifted the planets into this dimension!
42 flies away from Tradeworld.
Buzz: Fiendishly clever.
Booster: Yeah! Could you run through that one more time?
Mira (thoughtful): If Tradeworld's okay, then... [sees another planet] then so is Tangea! I knew it!
Buzz: Good work, Mira. I never doubted you for a moment.
Mira looks at him sceptically.
Buzz: Okay, maybe a moment - moment and a half, tops.
Mira: You know what, Buzz? I'm in such a good mood I'll let you off the hook. I'm just glad Tangea is -
The ship suddenly shakes, and you can hear something hit the hull.
Mira: Clong?
Booster: Buzz! Buzz! I'm picking up a small mass impacting - oh, you see it, huh?
A guy in a brightly coloured suit is lying on the windscreen.
Buzz: Uh... roger that, Booster.
Mira (recognizes the man): Father?
King Nova ghosts partially into the ship and takes off his helmet.
Nova: Hello, Mira. May I come in?
He ghosts into the ship.
Mira (hugging him): You're alive!
Nova: Not thanks to your friends rocketing about all willy-nilly.
Mira: Uh, Father, just, um, what were you doing out there?
Nova: Saving us all, my dear. With my enormous mental powers, I might be able to penetrate the transdimensional hull of the so-called planet destroyer.
Mira: Mm-hm, okay, and what will you do when Zurg's killer robots attack?
Nova: Oh - well, I hand't really thought about that.
Mira: You're not cut out for this mission. I'll go.
Nova: Nonsense! Your powers don't stand a chance of penetrating a transdimensional hull.
Mira: Fine, fine, what do you suggest?
Buzz: You'll both go. King Nova will get you in, and Mira will take it from there.
Mira: It makes sense.
Nova: Lightyear, in your brutish, low-brow way, you've made your point.
Buzz: Let's get the lead out, people! Even now, Zurg is bringing the Galactic Alliance to its knees.
Location: Space
Mira and her father approach the planet destroyer.
Mira: A transdimensional hull? Whoa. I can feel all that energy. This is gonna be tough.
Nova: Oh, pish posh, you'll do fine. [he takes her hand] Now, we start by synchronizing our energies.
Mira: Yeah, right.
She concentrates and starts to glow.
Nova: Steady, Mira. [he touches the hull] Good, good.
Mira's glow begins to weaken.
Mira: Father, I'm losing it.
King Nova starts to ghost through.
Nova: Stay with me, Mira! Employ your training!
Location: Inside of planet destroyer
They ghost through the ceiling and land on the ground.
A pair of brainpods are there and see them.
Brainpod: Hornets, attack!
Mira drags her dazed father out the way and ducks as a hornet blast almost hits her.
Nova (opening his helmet and seeing the two hornets): Oh, craters.
The hornets fire at Mira, but she manages to blast one's head off. The other almost hits her, but she destroys it as well.
The brainpods try to sneak towards the exit.
Brainpod: We must warn Evil Emperor Zurg!
The debris from the hornet lands in their way and they crash into it, falling over unconscious.
Nova (getting up): Is that what the Space Rangers teach you? Jumping and shooting?
Mira: It gets the job done, doesn't it?
She turns to the planet destroyers controls, but finds they are quite complex.
Mira: Oh - oh, okay. Uh, alright, I'll admit, it's a little more complicated than I anticipated. Um...
Nova: Well, we could have had one of those brainpods explain it, but in all that jumping and shooting, you knocked them unconscious.
Mira: Father, this really isn't the time for another lesson in Tangean mental superiority.
King Nova is now kneeling next to one of the brainpods.
Nova: On the contrary, there is no better time. Observe.
He sticks his hand into the brain.
Nova: Must be in here somewhere... aha! Here it is!
He goes to the controls.
Nova: Operating this device is actually quite simple.
Mira: I didn't know you could do that. I wonder what he's thinking.
She goes to one of the brainpods and slams her hand against it.
Miraa: Oh, oops! Forgot to phase first!
Nova: It's an advanced mental discipline, but I could teach it to you.
Mira: Really, Daddy? Oh, uh, uh, but first, let's get those planets back where they belong.
Location: Alliance Plaza
Madam President is about to sign the surrender agreement.
President: Oh, I wish there was some other way.
Zurg: Oh, there is no other way. Do you want to suffer the same fate as Tradeworld?
He gestures to the screen, which is supposed to show the empty place where the planet used to be. Instead, however, it shows the planet, safe and sound.
Someone in the crowd: It's back!
Zurg (hasn't noticed): Or Tangea?
Tangea appears beside Tradeworld - hmm, are they in the same system?
Guy in the crowd: It's back too!
The senators cheer.
Zurg: What? What? What's with all the hooplah? [he looks up at the screen] No! No!!! It can't be! I was this close to ruling the galaxy!
Buzz (flying in with Booster and XR): Not today, Zurg!
He fires at the emperor.
Zurg: Lightyear!
Buzz destroys one of Zurg's hornets, and the head goes flying into Zurg's hands.
Another hornet prepares to fire at Buzz, but is destroyed by Commander Nebula.
Nebula: Well, it's about time, Rangers!
Zurg: You don't have me yet, Lightyear!
He activates his rocket boots and flies through the ceiling and up to his ship.
Buzz opens his communicator.
Buzz: Mira, have your father lock coordinates on, oh, say, zero-niner-four-mark.
Mira: Roger, Buzz!
The pink beams swirl around the Dreadnought and it glows brighter then disappears.
Location: Alternate dimension
The Dreadnought appears.
Location: Planet destroyer
Nova: Zurg's Dreadnought is safe and sound in the other dimension.
Buzz: Good work, your highness.
Nova: Well, I couldn't have done it without you and your space monk - uh, Rangers.
Mira (from offscreen): I did it!
Nova: Ah, that's my girl!
Mira is sticking her hand into the brainpod's head.
Mira: Ew! Oh, you won't believe the twisted things on this guy's mind! Gross!
The End
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Fixed and added to the first post!
And before I cut this post shorter than 30 words, which would be a no-no, I've got the following question: who's still doing these episode transcripts and who's chosen which episode to do? Or is it just a free-for-all, first-come-first-serve sort of thing now?
And before I cut this post shorter than 30 words, which would be a no-no, I've got the following question: who's still doing these episode transcripts and who's chosen which episode to do? Or is it just a free-for-all, first-come-first-serve sort of thing now?
Re: Episode Transcripts
I've volunteered to do...Wirewolf, Star Smasher, Ancient Evil, Large Target and Shape Stealer.
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