BLoSC Caption Contest #3

EDIT:
We are now in the second week of the Caption Contest. Any one is allowed to vote for a winner! Go ahead! It'll be worth it!

Entry One:
"Wow, Torque, I didn't know you had a Siamese twin!"
-by Ranger-Nova

Entry Two:
"Wow man, that looks like it hurts!"
-by Darkmatterfangirl


Entry Three:
"Torque Taffy: Coming to a supermarket near you!"
-by Senior Doctor Thalassi

Entry Four:
"Whoa, baby. That gum I swallowed went down so many hatches! Bummer, man!"
-by Fox Storm

Please cast your votes to determine a winner! Poll ends in seven (7) days.

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Welcome to the To Infinity and Fandom Caption Contest!

In these Caption Contests, I shall post a screenshot from an episode of BLoSC (this week's being from the Torque Armada), and you will have the chance to make up what you think the characters are saying or doing!

Now for the basics:

RULES:
1. Keep your captions at or below a PG rating, please. We don't want to sully the minds of the innocent.
2. You can post up to five captions each week, but only one will have the chance to win when the voting starts. Please keep all five captions in one post.
3. Make it funny! This isn't as much a requirement as a suggestion, but the funnier it is, the more likely it will win.
4. If you want to enter the contest but want to keep your entry anonymous from the other participants, send me your caption(s) via PM. Up to five.

JUDGING:
*This is a two week long contest.
*The first week, starting today and ending on July 7, 7 PM Eastern Time, will consist of the forumites submitting their captions
*From each participant per contest, I shall pick the caption I think is best.
*This starts the second part of the contest which will end one week after it starts.
*In the second part of the contest, forumites will be allowed to vote on which of the chosen captions they think is the best.
*The caption that gets the most votes will be declared the winner, with possible other places depending on how many people enter.

IMPORTANT: There is a limit of ten choices allowed in each poll, so if more than ten people enter, then I will be required to choose the ten best captions (no more than one from each participant) regardless of how many other people enter.

PRIZES:
That's right! Prizes! The winning entry(s) will get their chance to request a BLoSC themed written piece from me. Or, maybe even art if I can manage. The more people who enter, the more prizes will be given, and the better quality they will be.

Additional Notes:
If you have any suggestions on a better set-up for these contests, or if you wish to offer your help in creating prizes for even just one contest, send me a PM to discuss this. This is a contest we're doing for fun, and the more people who participate or help, the more good times will be had!

And now, the screenshot to caption:

"Wow, Torque, I didn't know you had a Siamese twin!"

"Torque Taffy: Coming to a supermarket near you!"

Entries are now closed for this week and the poll is now open! Please cast your votes for which entry you think should win this caption contest!

Poll found at the top of the topic.

And the winner in this caption contest with 4 votes out of five is the Senior Doctor Thalassi! Good job to her as well as to the other contestants (Fox Storm, Ranger-Nova, and Darkmatterfangirl).

Doc has won the fabulous prize of a 300-500 words drabble, written by me, of any BLoSC character/prompt/topic they choose (no OCs, however. Only canon characters). I'll be sending a PM in regards to your prize.

Next contest to start next Saturday, most likely.