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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:12 am

"Yeah. But we have you." He smiled and ruffled her hair. "And that's all we need in life."
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Jill kept praying that a metor would strike her where she sat at that moment. 'Please shut up, please shut up, please-' She began to pray.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:16 am

"I try to make you proud." She purred lovingly and hooked the carborator up.
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"Your daughter seems a bit...stressed." the gardener interrupted Buzz. "i think I should go." He shuffled away to water some plants

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:18 am

"You always do." Alan smiled. "And you always will."
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'Thank God.' Jill sighed a bit as Buzz smiled at her.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:19 am

"Thanks, daddy," Renee started to jack up the motorcycle so she could fit the front tire. Alan was wondering how on earth she could afford this thing.
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"Maybe I'll tell him later." Buzz assured jill

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:22 am

Alan thought about it then desided that it was best not to look a gift horse in the mouth as he shrugged and went back to work.
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Jill moaned a little as Buzz continued on with the story anyways.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:25 am

The gardener was trying to ignor buzz. For the man's poor daughter's sake.
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"Do you want to give it a special paint job?" Renee pointed out that the chromes came in only silver. It was kind of a joe because neither had any artistic talent

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:30 am

"Nah, I'll keep it silver." He poked her on the nose. "As a reminder of you."
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"You where so cute, I put you in a pink bathing suit with a starfish on the bottom." Buzz began as Jill forced a smile. 'Kill me...' She thought despritly. "Nana Lightyear got you a bucket and shovel and you just loved it."

"Really?" Jill said, faking intress. 'It was his day, let him have this.' She kept thinking.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:56 am

Renee chuckled. "Cute," She started to install the gas tank. "Ive heard these bikes are really good."
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the rhizomian wasnt even listening, but jill sure was

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Re: Father's Day Failure

Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:05 am

"The best." Alan smiled as he looked for a certain tool.
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"It was so cute when I tried to get you to swim with me," Jill cringed inwardly. This couldn't be heading anywhere but embarrassing.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:10 am

"Excellent, i wanted something that would last a long time." Renee handed him the wrench.
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"And then when we went on that fishing boat," Buzz reminsiced

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:12 am

Jill moaned a little as she remembered getting a fish out and giving it a kiss before letting it go. She prayed that he didn't remembered that.
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"I'm glad you did." Alan smiled at her happily. "So now I'll always have something of you with me where ever I go."

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:15 am

"thats both cute and a little creepy." Renee smiled with a little laugh.

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"Oh, lighten up jill." Buzz laughed

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:18 am

"Just being a dad." Alan laughed as he continued to work.
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"Believe me, I have been." Jill sulked a little. She hated childhood stories. Hopefully that was the only one he would te-

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:22 am

"Yeah," Renee was watching the bike come together flawlessly between them.
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"Well, whatever, do you remember when we went camping and that raccoon got into the tent?" Buzz started

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:26 am

"And I wanted to keep it as a pet?" Jill smiled a little. "And you screamed like a girl when you saw me holding it?"
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"Hey, you have a pretty good future of being a grease monkey, Renee." Alan said with a smile.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:31 am

"I prefer robot repairs, but automobiles are good practice." Renee laughed as her little robot crawled onto her head. "At least they can say something back."
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Buzz's cheeks turned pink. "That thing could have had rabies!"

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:34 am

"It was a baby." Jill chuckled. She loved it when she could make him blush. "Don't think it was all that dangerous."
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"True." Alan smiled as he got up to get something to drink.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:37 am

"Bring me a pepsi, could you?" Renee waved behind him.
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"It still could have had rabies, that thing was feral." Buzz turned redder

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:39 am

"Will do!" Alan smiled as he poured himself some lemonade. Grabbing a pepsi he turned back around to see a smug looking Kipper with his tail in his glass.
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Jill laughed at him as Buzz glared a little. This called for payback.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:48 am

'hello, grandaddy dearest,' ticker smiled evilly. His muzzle wrinkled. 'payback time.' The marten jumped onto his head and sat on top of his ears

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:52 am

"Hey little buddy!" Alan said as he dumped his lemonade out and got a fresh glass.
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"Did I ever tell you about the time you were a baby and I let Commander NEbula hold you for the first time?" Buzz asked as Jill blushed.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:59 am

Buzz laughed in spite of himself. "Commander Nebula didnt think much of you, then."
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'revenge!' kipper bit into Alan's ear.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:01 am

"OW! Kipper!" He yelled as he reatched for the marten.
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"Nice to know I was so wanted and loved." Jill grumbled a little.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:06 am

"But he warmed up to you all to quickly." Buzz reassured her. "The same way he did to me."
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'no way!' kipper ran around his hed.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:11 am

"Anyways," Buzz continued on with his story. "He was tossing you up in the air and everything seemed fine, you were laughing happily, he was smiling..." Jill knew this wasn't going anywhere but terribly.
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"RENEE!" He yelled as he grabbed Kipper's tail and yanked. "Get this thing offa me!"

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