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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:51 pm

Ginger was so excited. She practically ran into alliance plaza, by the fountain, and into the royal meeting hall where all the planet representatives were. "Okay people!" She ran up to her select five embassador friends. "Big news!"

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:55 pm

"What is it?" One asked as the others blinked in surprise. They'd never seen Ginger look so happy before.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:57 pm

"I'm pregnant!" She squealed. "Finally I'm going to have a litter!!!"

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:01 pm

"Hey! Great!" Her friends smiled and congradulated her on it. "How's Alan taking it?"

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"Warp, you're suppost to be helping me, not playing with my daughter." Buzz glared from the pile of paper work to Warp coloring with Jill who was happily sitting on his lap.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:08 pm

"I don't know." She smiled. "I told him as I was backing out."
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Alan was sitting at his desk, ignoring them, crying and eating icecream.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:10 pm

"Is Mr. Gade alright?" Jill asked as Warp put down the crayon and looked her in the eyes.

"Jillian. To answer your question, no. He has never been alright." Buzz glared at him before looking at Alan.

"You okay Buddy?"

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:12 pm

"I'm wonderful." He choked down another bite of Crabcake delight icecream.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:19 pm

Buzz looked concern as he patted his back. "Come on Buddy, what's the matter?"

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:20 pm

"I think Ginger cheated on me." He wiped his eyes sadly.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:22 pm

"What? No!" Buzz frowned. "She'd never do that to you! She loves you!"

"Plus she's the only woman who'd ever wanted anything to do with you." Warp muttered as Buzz glared at him again.

"What's cheating?" Jill asked as she tilted her head.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:24 pm

"But Buzz, the proofs all there!" He looked at him with watery green eyes.

Warp looked down at Jill. "It's knowing stuff about another man that she's only supposed about Alan."

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:25 pm

"Oh, like what?" Buzz tsked.

"Like what?" Jill asked as she looked at Warp even more confused.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:27 pm

"Sh-she's always away, for starters." He sighed. "And Buzz, you know how the doctor basically told us we can't have kids together?"

"Like if he's good at cooking." Warp smirked.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:31 pm

"So? She's always been away. It's her job!" Buzz patted his back. "And those quacks told me and Ozma the same thing and look at Jill!"

"Ohh." Jill smiled.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:34 pm

"But Buzz she's pregnant! And we're both almost completely infertile the odds are a thousand to one!" He hissed, then took a deep breath. "I-I'll just ask her to give me the truth... we can work this out hopefully with as little pain over the divorce as possible..."

He nodded. "And apparently Ginger has decided that another guy cooks better than Alan. Doesn't surprise me." He shrugged.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:39 pm

"Alan, you're being ridiculous!" Buzz sighed. "Ginger would never cheat on you! You're the love of her life!" He smiled.

"Yeah. She's been with your sorry butt for this long, it's a pretty good sign that she's there to stay." Warp smirked as Buzz glared at him.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:41 pm

He sniffed. "B-but... Kittens...."

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:44 pm

"They're yours Alan." Buzz smiled.

"Yeah, exspecialy if they cause thousands in damages when they come out of the womb." Warp teased.

"What's a womb?" Jill asked.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:46 pm

"A bag you put babies in." Warp said without skipping a beat.

"I'm still going to have a test done." He muttered.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:47 pm

"That's smart. That's what we did to Jill when she was born." Warp smiled as Buzz glared at him. "What? The kid looks nothing like you!"

"Why would someone put babies in a bag?" Jill asked.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:51 pm

"To keep them safe." Ty said. "And the bag goes under a ladies shirt."

He took another bite of ice cream. "I guess...."

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:55 pm

"But Glorm said that babies are made when a mommy and daddy have-" Jill began as Buzz looked over at her in surprise.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:57 pm

"Who's glorm?" He snapped.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:58 pm

"A kid in my pre-school class." Jill said as Warp was trying hard not to laugh.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:00 pm

"Well, ignore that vulgar little kid okay?" Buzz frowned.

Alan threw away his empty icecream tub and began researching kitten names.

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