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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Pythonmelon on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:06 pm

"Fantastic" Buzz stood back, admiring his daughter's worst nightmare made reality by Renee.
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"Nooo." The LGMs shook their heads, not letting her get away. Renee had instructed them not to let her leave the station. The green beans had been under her thumb for the last eighteen years, it wasnt about to stop.

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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:08 pm

Jill sulked as she was looked after by the LGMs. After she was finally given the clear to leave, she headed right for the parking garage. Freedom was so close! Nothing would stop her now, noth-

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Post by Pythonmelon on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:18 pm

Her cycle was dead. very, very much dead. The battery had been stolen. She wasn't going anywhere. "Hey! Jill!" Renee ran up with kipper on her shoulder. "You now Ed's loose in the board room right? He won't let anyone get close to him."

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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:20 pm

Jill looked to Renee. "Again? Ugh, I'm coming." She sighed as she ran to the room. At least seeing Eddy would be a highlight to this horrible day. "Eddy, come on boy. Come on ou-" She began as she opened the door.

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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Pythonmelon on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:22 pm

Renee slammed the door as jill got an eyeful of the decor. Buzz popped out from behind a table with lacey cloth on it. Everyone was here. EVERYONE.

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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:35 am

Jill's face was whiter then a sheet. 8 of her most embarrassing photos were up as pink streamers hung from the celing. It was like she walked into her own personal hell as it looked like it was a party for a 4 year old. The first four pictures where Of Buzz holding her as a newborn, her first bath, her playing in the mud nude, and her as a toddler kissing Buzz on the cheek in a pink frilly dress with hearts on it. 'Oh this can't get any worse...' Jill thought as she looked at the room in pure horror.

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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Pythonmelon on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:38 am

Renee could hardly hold back her laughter. Her lip twitched and she fell backwards over a chair, giggling insanely. this was too rich! Just to rich!

"Happy birthday jelly belly!" Buzz waved with a smile.

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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:41 am

Jill's eye twitched in annoyance. "What. Is. This?" She hissed as she tried to hold back her rage. There was no way he was this cruel. She shot Renee a cold glare as she heard the cat giggle.

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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Pythonmelon on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:49 am

"Your birthday party!" Renee waved. "Isnt it fabulous?" She started laughing again.

Buzz realized what was going on and ran up. "This present didnt want to wait in the box." He held up ed, with a big pink bow on top of his head

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:52 am

'Mommy...I think I hate Grampa.' Ed growled as he bit at the ribbon. 'look what he put on me!' Jill looked surprise then smiled for the first time that day.

"E-E-Eddy?" She whispered as she took the puppy in her arms.

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"She's NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"-Buzz; before getting shot by Ozma
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Re: Birthday Party Blunders

Post by Pythonmelon on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:58 am

"I can pull strings too." Buzz smirked as jill took Ed, who was officialy hers, in her arms. "Happy birthday!"

Ty walked up behind jill, relishing the moment. "Nice baby photos."

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:13 pm

Jill blushed and glared at him as she took the bow off of Ed. "Thanks alot for ruining my happy mood, Uncle Ty." She snapped a little as Ed shredded the evil bow up. 'Take that! Vile thing!' Ed growled as Ty pointed to the photo of Jill as a toddler kissing Buzz on the cheek.

"I remember that day." He started as Jill moaned.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:54 pm

Renee, having installed cameras, gave jill her gift. It was wrapped in pink paper that was bright enough to blind you. Kipper sat on her shoulder, smirking at Ed.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:56 pm

Jill looked at Renee coldly as but shrugged. Maybe the gift would be something nice. Tearing the paper away she looked to see what the cat girl had gotten her. Ed snarled at Kipper. 'Fluffbutt!' he yipped at him.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:00 pm

There was a smaller box inside that one, marked 'handle with care'. Renee chuckled. She crossed her arms and watched.

'oh, please,' Kipper rolled his eyes. 'you're so simple in intellect.'

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:02 pm

Jill looked confused but carefully opened the box.

'Talking pretty high and mighty when your mommy's around. Momma's boy.' Ed snarled at him. 'How bout you come down here and say that to my face!'

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"She's NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"-Buzz; before getting shot by Ozma
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Post by Pythonmelon on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:07 pm

There was a special polarized camera in the box, made for photographing wildlife. Renee had gotten it new off the black market, but she wasn't going to tell anyone.

'oh, and you're so strong without your mommy? you'd be half way to a nature preserve by now!'

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:12 pm

Jill looked shocked but smiled at Renee before giving her a hug. "Thank you!" She squealed a little. "I'll get you later for this party though." she whispered in Renee's ears. 'How's your tail, poodle butt?' Ed snickered.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:14 pm

'fantastic. Mommy has the nicest friends with hair growth formulas.' He flicked out a tail with soft, renewed fur. 'so you didnt make such a mark after all did you?'

"Oh, yeah sure." Renee sat back with a smile. "and welcome."

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:34 pm

Ed snarled before a streamer caught his eye. 'Hey what's that!?' He yipped happily as he dashed over to it as he began to bite and tug on it. Jill sighed a bit as she got some punch. This party wasn't terrible, but it was far from being great. 'At least it can't get any worse.' She thought as she took a sip of punch.

"Hey Buzz, What was Jill like as a baby?" Renee asked with a evil smirk. That's it, Jill was going to kill her.

"She was a major Daddy's girl from what I remember." Ty chuckled as Jill was about ready to punch Renee. Jill froze as she heard this.

"I was not!" She snapped as her face was bright red. Renee chuckled darkly at this. Kipper watched Ed chew on the streamer.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:27 am

'idiot.' Kipper licked his paw and brushed back his hair nonchalantly. This party wasnt half bad, but the dog would be here every time he came back.

Renee flicked her ears with a smile. "Enjoying the party Ty?"

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:38 pm

"Sure am." Ty chuckled a bit. "And I can guess who's idea all this is." He smirked at Renee as Buzz ruffled Jill's hair.

'You, just don't know a fun time when you see it.' Ed said as he chewed up the streamer. 'Fat cat.'

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Post by Pythonmelon on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:43 pm

"Of course." Renee crossed her arms with a dark smile, eye glowing cherry-red. Her ears flicked playfully. She wondered where Judus was.

'i now when i see a dog begging to get indigestion.' kipper answered, chewing on a protein bar.

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Post by Cartoonhottie2009 on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:52 pm

Ed's ears perked up and ran over t Jill and whined to be picked up. Jill smiled at him.

"In a second Eddy, I'm-" Ed continued to whine. "Trying to-" He kept it up. "Talk to-" He strated to whine louder. "Fine." She sighed and scooped him up as he smiled in victory. Ty chuckled.

"Aww he's just like you when you were a baby." Ty teased. "Always begging your father to pick you up when he was working." Jill blushed.

"I did not!" She snapped.

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Post by Pythonmelon on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:58 pm

"Did so." Renee stuck out her tongue with a smile. "I hardly got to talk to you without buzz listening in."

Kipper scoffed a little. 'so needy.' he nuzzled renee's ears.

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