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Steel wrote:is it just me or do some people have an issue with that episode??
It's probably my least favourite episode, bar the few that just have awful animation. Devolving the main characters is like killing them off for an episode - such great personalities thrown out of the window, just for kicks.
And yes, Gravitina is a bit of a dodgy episode... Anyway, onwards with the transcripting!
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Olivus Prime wrote:
What's wrong with Revenge of the Raenoks? "Prison food make Varg gassy!"
It's not the dialogue that bothers me; it's just the plot that does. Y'see, I get VERY angry when people (IRL) hold other people hostage out of greed, revenge, money, etc. Seeing on a kid's show kind of makes it worse. I don't know why I get so furious about this on a KID'S show. Heck, when I see it in any show, movie, or news, and it's depicted in a certain way, I instantly feel anger and hatred forming in my heart.
It puts me in a dark mood, and I really don't want to be in a dark mood. I mean, I know this may sound like an excuse to get out of doing transcripts for these eppies, but I can't explain how else I feel about these things on television, or in anything that depicts these acts, for that matter. I just can't get through watching the two episodes I mentioned without feeling angry or any sort of negative emotion.
That's how I also feel about Revenge of the Monsters; I just feel angry at...well, to be blunt, EVERYONE in that episode. I get angry at Star Command, I get angry at Team Lightyear, I get angry at the villains, EVERYONE! The only person I don't feel negative emotions towards is Ty, and not because he's my favorite character, but because he really is the victim in this episode, and he was used against his own will to be part of something horrible, for the sake of NOS-4-A2's thirst for energy. That just....(sighs) It just rubs me off the wrong way, and again, I don't know why; It just does. (shrugs)
So, yeah. I didn't mean to go so deep into this, but that's why I won't do the transcripts for those episodes, or even watch them. I just get genuinely furious, and I have to suppress my anger by not watching those episodes, at least not all the way through (I can watch the endings, but that's about it). It's kind of weird, I know, but it does do me a great deal of good.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Well, I'm back! I'm glad to see people are going to be doing transcripts
I've done A Zoo Out There and am working on The Main Event.
Here is AZOT:
I've done A Zoo Out There and am working on The Main Event.
Here is AZOT:
- Spoiler:
- Location: Capitol Planet
Two senators are talking outside the Alliance Plaza.
Senator Aarrfvox (Shragorakkian): They are not dumb animals, Senator Phlegmex, please! Now, what would it take to get your vote on the animal rights bill?
Phlegmex: A sign from the heavens, Senator Aarrfvox.
They hear a loud crash, and turn to see that their taxi has been crushed by a strange space ship. It shoots a blue beam at them which pulls them into the ship, then flies away.
Location: Star Command Briefing Room
The previous scene is revealed to have been a recording projected by XR (where did they get the footage?).
Nebula: That was the tenth kidnapping this month.
Mira: All on Capitol Planet?
Nebula: Every one of 'em! And each one a senator from a different planet!
Booster: Gee, Buzz, who do you think's behind all this?
Buzz: There's only one deviant force EVIL enough to disrupt the solemn and important machinery of government.
XR (banging his fist on the table): Of course! That guy who cut me off on the Orion beltway this morning! I knew he looked evil!
Everyone stares at him.
Buzz: I meant Zurg.
XR: Oh, yeah. He's pretty evil too.
Buzz (dialing): Well, I won't stand for this. I'm calling Zurg and ordering him to cease and desist at once.
A Z appears on a large screen in front of Buzz.
Voice over the comm system: Hello, and thank you for calling the Evil Emperor Zurg. The Emperor is either on the other line, or engaged in a mind-bendingly ingenious plan to control the universe. Your call is important to us, and will be answered in the order received.
Music starts playing, and the Rangers wait. Buzz pulls a hair off his suit in boredom. Finally, Zurg comes on the screen.
Zurg: Hello? Zurg here. Oh, Lightyear.
Buzz: Skip the pleasantries, Zurg! I know what you're up to! You've pulled some evil deeds in the past -
Mira: But kidnapping innocent politicians?!
Zurg: Innocent politicians? Don't be oxymoronic! I'd never do something so... so obvious.
Buzz: Well, even if you're not doing the actual "dirty work", I'm sure it's one of your vile sidekicks.
Zurg: Oh, really? Well, why don't we ask them. Anybody here kidnapping politicians? Come on, speak up!
He moves out the way, revealing Torque, Warp, XL, a brainpod, Gravitina, and NOS-4-A2 sitting at a table.
They all murmur to each other (you can hear NOS saying "I don't know how") and deny it.
Zurg: Sorry, Lightyear. No kidnappers here, but we are cooking up something very evil for the fiscal quarter. I'm sure you'll like it. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Bye-bye!
The screen goes black.
Booster: You don't believe him, do you Buzz?
Nebula's desk arrives and prints out a paper, which Nebula snatches.
Nebula: Listen to this! Another senator was just snatched from Alliance Plaza five minutes ago!
Buzz: Hmm, the plot thickens.
Mira: Is it possible that Zurg was actually telling the truth?
Buzz: There's one way to find out.
Location: Capitol Planet
Buzz is strolling outside the Alliance Plaze, dressed in an alien costume.
He lifts a tentacle and talks into it.
Buzz: Heads up, Rangers. The kidnappers could be anyone, anywhere.
Meanwhile, Team Lightyear is hidden behind some bushes watching.
Booster: We've got you covered, Buzz.
Mira: Buzz is awfully vulnerable out there. I don't like this.
XR: Really? Ha, ha, I love it!
Mira gives him an angry look.
XR: For once I'm not the bait.
Location: Chlorm ship
A screen is visible, showing Buzz.
Eon's voice: Unknown species? That won't do at all.
His hands are seen touching the controls. The screen changes, and shows Mira, Booster, and XR.
Eon's voice: What have we here? A Jo-adian - excellent! A Tangaen - rare indeed!
The screen shows XR, with writing saying "glorified calculator".
Epoch: [gibberish]
Eon: Yes, yes! I suppose we could find some use for a primitive robot as well!
Location: Capitol Planet
Buzz (talking into tentacle): On your toes, team. My sensors indicate an approaching alien ship.
The ship lands behind him.
Buzz (while Team Lightyear is being pulled into the ship behind his back): Steady, steady. That's odd - now my sensors are showing them moving away.
The ship takes off. Buzz turns around and sees it.
Buzz: Hey! Those are my rookies!
He climbs onto his Star Command jetbike thing and takes off (while still in alien costume).
Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
Location: Space
Buzz (now with a helmet up but still in alien disguise) chases after the ship.
Buzz: So, Zurg and his minions aren't the kidnappers. They're mysterious aliens of unknown powers and purposes.
The ship begins firing on Buzz.
Buzz (dodging): Spectral prism muskets, ha! No technology exists that can slow down Buzz Lightyear!
The ship launches two drones (which have very Warp-like colouring) that send out a red field between themselves. Buzz gets caught in it.
Buzz: Craters.
He gets thrown backwards.
Buzz: Whoaaaaa!!!
The drones then return to the ship and it flies away.
Location: Apparently, Tangea
Mira is sleeping on the throne in what looks like the Tangean palace.
She wakes up and yawns.
Mira (suddenly realising where she is): Wha-what? The palace?! How did I get to Tangea? This is weird - I'd better check in with Buzz.
She is about to use her communicator when she sees that she's wearing a dress.
Mira: Huh? I don't remember changing out of my uniform. Hmm... Father?
Location: What looks like Booster's farm on Jo-ad
Booster is sleeping on a couch, snoring. He suddenly smells something and wakes up.
He yawns, rubs his eyes, and looks around.
Booster (super excited): Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I'm back home on Jo-ad! Yay!
He stops jumping up and down and looks around.
Booster: Ma? Pa? Hey, where is everyone?
He smells something.
Booster: Mmm, bunzel berry pie!
He grabs the pie, jumps on the couch, and is about to eat when he sees a door slide away.
Location: Definitely NOT Tangea
Mira stares in shock as a metal door slides away, revealing a glass window through which a bunch of chlorms are watching her. Among them is a chlorm family.
Chlorm mom: It almost looks intelligent, doesn't it?
Chlorm dad: Don't be ridiculous, Morgalla, it's an animal - not a chlorm like us.
Chlorm boy: I want a Tangean, Mommy! Can we get a pet Tangean, please?
The chlorms start taking photos of Mira.
Mira (slapping her face): Argh, I must be dreaming. Ugh, I gotta cut out those late night lattes.
Location: Chlorm zoo
Chlorms are scattered around, looking at many different species trapped behind glass (all senators).
Voice over the speakers: A reminder that these exhibits contain wild animals, which can be highly unpredictable. Please remain behind the safety railings at all times. Thank you!
Among the senators are Phlegmex and Aarrfvox.
XR (voice): Here we have a species from the planet Shragorak. Note the voluminous tufts of hair which allow him to survive the 900 day long Shragorakkian winter.
XR is wearing a strange red belt and acting as a tour guide.
Location: Booster's enclosure
Booster is staring out the glass.
XR: And here, we have a specimen from the planet Jo-ad.
Booster: XR! Thank goodness! You gotta get me out of here!
XR: Love to, can't. This restraining module zaps me if I get out of line.
He points to the belt.
Booster: Out of line?
XR: They've reprogrammed me! I'm a walking factoid now!
The children in the back of the tour car thing throw an empty can at him.
XR: Don't make me come back there, you little - OW!
His belt zaps him.
He gets out the car and sweeps up the can.
XR: I also have various janitorial and gum-scraping duties. Stupid aliens! Stupid alien zoo! Ow!
He gets zapped again.
XR (as he starts driving the tour car away): Stupid restraining module. If I ever get my...
He continues muttering as he drives away.
Location: Mira's enclosure
Mira is pacing around.
Suddenly, a chlorm pops up in front of the glass.
Chlorm: Aw, look at that. Is it a Tangean? Oh, yes it is! And he's the cutest little thing. Yes it is!
Mira: Okay, stop that!
Chlorm: Ooo! Can it talk? Yes, you can!
Mira: Urgh. That does it, I'm outta here!
She slams into the wall.
Mira: Oof! Hey!
Eon: Ahem.
Mira turns to see Eon and Epoch looking at her through the glass.
Eon: I'm afraid you won't be ghosting through these walls, Tangean. They're made out of Tefloid 14 - guaranteed ghost-proof. So sorry.
Epoch: [gibberish]
Eon: Yes, Epoch, that's right. They also wipe clean with a damp cloth.
Mira: Who are you?
Eon: I am Eon. This is my counterpart, Epoch.
Epoch flashes her a toothy, creepy smile.
Eon: We are superior beings and emminent scientists.
Epoch: [gibberish]
Eon: Uh, yes... former emminent scientists. Our last assignment came to a... less than fruitful end. We were demoted.
Epoch: [gibberish]
Eon: Epoch prefers to call it a horizontal move. We now run this intergalactic zoo and... [whispers] research facility.
Mira: Of course... you're kidnapping senators from Capitol Planet because there are so many different species all in one place!
Eon: It's a veritable bargain bin of lesser beings!
Mira: Lesser beings?! I'll have you know, I am a Tangean princess and a Space Ranger of Star Command.
Epoch: [gibberish]
Eon: Yes, Epoch. Defenseive posturing and irrational assertion of self-worth. Classic lesser being behaviour.
Mira: Okay, just so you know, this lesser being stuff is growing old really fast.
Eon: Just make yourself comfortable, Bright Eyes. You'll be well taken care of as long as you cooperate.
Mira: Bright Eyes?! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cooperate?
Location: Zoo
Chlorms are wandering around when Buzz suddenly shows up on his bike. They stare at him in shock.
Buzz (waving a tentacle): Greetings, alien civilisation! Although slightly delayed, I come in peace!
He gets off the bike, causing the chlorms to back away in fear.
Buzz: I'm looking for some kidnappers, last seen heading towards this planet.
Morgalla: Wild animal!
The chlorms all scream.
Buzz (realising): Oh! Ha, ha, ha, the suit. No reason to panic, good citizens.
He unzips the costume and lets it fall off.
Alien boy: Look, Mommy! It's moulting!
Buzz (now looking normal again): You see, I'm a Space Ranger.
Chlorm: Wild animal!
They all run (or rather float) off screaming.
Buzz: Hey, where are you all going?
There's an explosion. Buzz runs over and finds that his bike has been destroyed.
Buzz: Okay, I can take the running and the screaming, but I just got that back from the shop!
Three chlorms - either robots or wearing weird suits - have arrived, and one shoots a net at Buzz.
Buzz (tied up): Oh, so now you want to kidnap me?
He activates his jetpack and flies away. He spins around, breaking out of the net.
Chlorm robot/guard: After him! Don't let him get away!
They all chase after Buzz on their funny hover devices.
Buzz hides behind a wall as one comes past. Thinking it's safe, he steps out when the chlorm leaves, but finds another one coming towards him.
Buzz: Shoes untied.
The extremely stupid chlorm looks down to where his feet would be if he had any.
Chlorm: Huh?
Buzz grabs a trash can and shoves it over the chlorm. He then uses his laser to seal the bin to the ground.
Buzz: Just doing my bit for the environment!
He suddenly sees the other two chlorms coming towards him. He flies away as they start shooting at him. As he goes past the enclosures, he spots the Shragorakkian senator.
Buzz (flying back): That's no animal! That's a senator!
He goes up to the glass.
Buzz: Everything's gonna be just fine, Senator. I'm here -
He gets shot.
Buzz (collapsing): To shave you...
The chlorms come and take Buzz away.
Aarrfvox: Shragorakkians do not shave!
Location: Somewhere else in the zoo
A Chlorm audience is seated around a stage, where Booster and Mira sit. Eon is floating nearby, wearing a hat, and a sign says "Stupid Lesser Being Tricks".
Eon: Ladies and gentlechlorms! For this next trick, I will need absolute silence. These lesser beings can be dangerous when startled.
Booster: Mira, what do we do?
Mira: Just stay alert until we can figure a way out of this.
Eon: First, the animal I call "Jumbo" will perform a graceful swan dive!
Booster: Jumbo?! Hey, I don't make fun of your big head!
Eon lassoes Booster with his photon whip.
Booster: Hey! You'll never get me to perform for you... you... you... mm, pie...
A pie is held in front of him.
Eon (turning off the whip): You'll notice how a simple slice of bunzel berry pie hypnotizes the primitive Jumbo.
Booster stands on a diving board while a small robot holds pie in front of his face.
Mira (groaning): Oh, Booster.
Booster reaches out to gulp down the pie, but the robot moves it away.
Booster: Huh?
He jumps off the diving board, reaches the pie, eats it, then lands in the water surrounding the stage.
The crowd cheers.
Eon: Next is an exotic creature that I like to call "Bright Eyes". Being Tangean, she has the ability to pass through a solid wall as though it was thin air!
Crowd: Oooo!
Eon: Bright Eyes will now do the impossible and jump through a solid hoop!
The small robot holds up a solid hoop.
Mira: No I won't.
Eon: Yes you will. I've got a photon whip.
He pulls out the whip and grabs Mira with it. He throws her at the hoop, and she ghosts through to avoid hitting it.
The crowd cheers.
Eon: As you can see, resistance is futile. You may as well cooperate during the next show.
Mira (whispering to Booster): Okay, Booster, here's the plan: During the next show, you distract him and...
*later on*
Booster is on the diving board again.
Eon: Now be a good boy, Jumbo. Jump!
Booster: Okey-dokey!
He takes a huge leap.
Booster: Cannonball!
When he lands, water splashes everywhere, knocking the whip out Eon's hand.
Mira: Hyauh!
She jumps onto Eon, knocking him across the room.
Eon's head splits open.
Booster: Mira! You kicked him right in half!
Mira (shocked): I didn't hit him that hard...
Eon's outer exo-skin comes off, revealing a perfectly intact head.
Eon: Ah... that felt good. I've been ready to moult for a week now.
Mira: Moulting?! You mean you shed your skin?!
Eon: Exo-skin.
Booster and Mira shudder.
Suddenly, a net flies over them. They turn to see Epoch, accompanied by two guards.
Epoch: [gibberish]
Eon: That's right, Epoch. All the best species moult.
XR (bursting through some curtains): You forgot about one little member of Team Lightyear, you moulting freaks! Ow!
His belt shocks him
XR: Who said that? I think it was that chlorm over there...
Location: Hangar or something like that
A ship is parked nearby, while Eon talks to the captured Team Lightyear.
Eon: You could have cooperated, but no. You had to be bad. And now we'll have to send you away to where we send all our bad, naughty lesser beings.
He uses to the whip to put them in the spaceship.
The doors close, revealing the words "Alienco R & D animal testing".
Location: Inside the ship
Mira: Don't worry, Booster. As long as Buzz is still out there, we're going to come out of this just fine.
Buzz: Well, that makes this a little awkward.
He's also under a net, just like them.
Mira: Buzz?! You too?!
Buzz: Stay positive, Rangers.
Booster: Buzz is right, Mira. I mean, XR is still out there. I'm sure he'll save us.
They all look at each other.
Team Lightyear (as the ship flies away): Help! Get me outta here! Help! Get me out of here! Help! Ahh!
Location: Asteroid
They're all strapped down on beds in a strange lab.
Buzz: This place feels familiar - as though I were here before, many adventures ago.
Booster: What gonna happen to us, Buzz?
Buzz: Nothing good, Booster. You just remember that no matter how badly they torture us, we must never give up any Star Command secrets.
Booster (depressed): I don't even know any Star Command secrets.
Buzz: That's the ticket, Ranger.
Era (he, Epoch and Eon arrive): Greetings, my human [um, but only Buzz is human] guinea pigs. And Buzz Lightyear, well... we meet again.
Buzz: Now I remember! So, your sicko experiments with me didn't work before, and now you're going to torture us for top secret Star Command secrets [are there NON top secret Star Command secrets?].
Era: What piddling secrets of Star Command could possibly be of interest to our superior intellects?
Booster: Star Command secrets aren't piddiling! Not that I know any...
Buzz: So you're just going to torture us for a rollicking good time?
Eon: Torture? We don't want to torture you.
Era: This is simply the other, less, heh, heh, cuddly side of our current reassignment. Animals who prove uncooperative in the zoo environment are sent here, to the Alienco product testing devision!
Team Lightyear gasps.
Era (loading a container into a gunlike device): You see, before we sell cosmetic and personal hygiene products to our own species, we test them... on lesser beings. Like you.
Eon: To make certain they're safe.
Mira: Again with the lesser beings stuff - ugh!
Era (holding up a bottle): Today's miracle product - Molt EZ - helps ease the burden of that time of year... by softening the exo-skin for easier moulting.
He presses a button, and Buzz's table moves forward.
Eon: Uh, be sure to begin with a measured dose, Era.
Era: Nonsense! We want our customers to use this stuff by the handful!
A device on the ceiling moves directly above Buzz.
Mira: Buzz!
Era presses a button, and the device empties the Molt EZ on Buzz.
Buzz: Ahh!
Mira: Buzz!
The smoke clears, revealing that the Molt EZ melted through Buzz's suit, leaving a big hole. Fortunately, Buzz is unharmed.
Buzz: That Ranger suit was made of Terillium-Carbonic alloy, and it just melted Alterian yak butter!
Epoch: [gibberish]
Era: Yes, Epoch! Molt EZ is a winner!
Eon: Perhaps it worked too well - it liquified the creature's skin!
Era: Ah, so we put a warning label on it: "May cause dermal liquifaction. Use only as directed." Let's try it again!
Eon: Again? Why?
Era: To be sure! It's a double-blind thing [I'm not sure if that's what he said].
Mira's table moves forward.
Booster: No! She's not wearing a space suit - her skin'll melt right off!
Era: We don't make wild guesses - this is science!
XR (voice): Wait a minute, wait a minute!
He scoots over to Buzz.
Buzz: XR! Good work! You've alluded the aliens and come to liberate us!
XR: Love to, can't. Restraining module.
He points to the belt.
XR: Oh, if I could just get my hands on them!
Era (laughing evilly): Prepare to feel the joy... of moulting!
Mira: Guys, I have a confession to make. On the Zenway 9 stake out last year - I'm the one who ate all the freeze-dry pudding.
Booster: It was you?
The device extends from the ceiling.
Mira: Ahh!
She cringes, awaiting liquifaction.
Only a small drop comes out the device, and lands on the edge of the bed, melting through.
Booster opens his eyes and cheers.
Eon: There, you see! You wasted it all on the first dose!
Era: You, robot! Refill the applicator!
XR goes to a table with containers of Molt EZ.
XR: Oh, this is gonna smart. This is gonna smart. Gotta do it, but it's gonna smart.
He starts pouring it on the restraints holding down Team Lightyear.
Buzz: Way to take one for the team, XR!
Eon: They're getting away!
XR (getting zapped while freeing Booster): Yow! I better get a medal or something for this! Ow!
He shoots up in pain.
Era (shaking Eon): Where are the photon whips?
Eon: Back at the zoo!
Era (going to some controls): Activating defense systems!
Meanwhile, Booster gets the belt off XR.
XR: Ah... thanks, big guy! No more getting zapped!
He suddenly gets hit by a laser beam. Another narrowly misses Booster's head.
The Warp-like drones are back. Buzz throws a container of Molt EZ at them, but they just shoot it.
Buzz: Okay, team. We've no weapons, no space suits. We'll have to rely on our innate skills and instincts!
Mira: Just like animals.
Buzz: No time for irony, Mira. Lets get off this rock!
Era: Hold it right there, test animals!
He, Eon and Epoch are holding guns at them.
XR: Being a robot, I have no animal instincts. But I do have janitorial supplies!
He breaks out some cleaning stuff and throws it at them. He then attacks them all with a mop.
Booster grabs Eon.
Eon: Down, you beastly thing! Down! Bad Jumbo!
Booster throws Eon at the ceiling, where he hits his head.
Buzz opens the door, and they all run out.
Buzz: Take care of that door, Booster!
Booster: Gladly!
He punches the controls.
The chlorms crash into the closed door.
Location: Chlorm ship
Team Lightyear has boarded the ship.
Mira: Set course for Star Command, Buzz?
Buzz: No, back to their home planet. We're going to the zoo.
The ship launches and leaves the asteroid.
Location: Inside the asteroid
The chlorms are looking a a screen, which is tracking the ship.
Eon: They're going to the zoo!
Era: Then so are we!
Epoch: [gibberish]
Era: No, Epoch! We cannot got to the beach instead!
The asteroid blasts off.
Location: Zoo
Chlorms run off screaming when Team Lightyear lands.
Mira: Okay, this is REALLY getting annoying.
XR: Really? I'm kind of enjoying the creating-blind-terror-and-panic gig.
Buzz: Alright, save the chatter, Rangers. We've got senators to save. Now, we'll split up - each one of us bags a diplomat.
Team Lightyear (saluting): Yes, Sir!
Buzz (looking at the tour car): XR, you gather 'em all up in the tram. Rendevous back here in five.
Location: Space
The asteroid stops and one of the craters opens. The three chlorms (who can apparently breathe in space) come out.
Location: Zoo
Booster and XR are standing outside the Shragorakkian's enclosure.
Booster: Those big-headed guys maybe smart, but I bet their cages can't handle brute animal strength!
He punches through the glass. He then leads the senator out.
XR: Watch you step. Paws and claws inside tram, please.
He drives the tram away with the senator.
Booster (seeing a chlorm guard with a net): Uh oh!
He prepares to fire on it, then realises he's not in his suit.
Booster: Right - animal instinct.
He jumps at the chlorm, knocking it down and sitting on it.
Location: Phlegmex's cage
Mira and XR are looking in at the slimy senator.
Mira: Judging by the sludge on this cage, it's not made of easy-wipe Tefloid 14.
XR: Which means it's not ghost-proof!
Mira (ghosting in): Hold onto your slime, vesicle senator.
She ghosts him out.
XR: All aboard! Try not to slime the other senators, okay?
Mira slumps down a bit.
XR: You alright, Mira?
Mira: Yeah... yeah. Just... a big ghost job -
XR: Look out!
A guard has arrived, but Booster jumps on him. He grabs his gun.
Booster: I'll take that.
Mira: Thanks, Booster. Go help Buzz. I'll catch up.
She runs off.
*later on*
Booster and XR are driving along in the tram, looking at all the broken glass and empty cages.
Booster: Looks like he came this way.
XR: The whole asthetic does say "Buzz Lightyear was here".
Buzz (smashing two guards together - they seem to short out, which makes me think they're robots): What, uh, took you so long?
Booster: Wow!
Buzz has amassed a whole lot of senators.
Buzz: Climb aboard, senators. Let's get back home.
They all board the tram.
Era: Not so fast!
The other two chlorms lasso them all with photon whips.
Eon: You are completely untamed!
Era: You've made a mockery of our scientific experiments!
Eon (eyeing the broken glass): And you're obviously not house broken.
Epoch: [gibberish]
Era: I quite agree, Epoch. Time to put these lesser beings down!
Mira (voice): Stop. Calling. Us. Lesser beings!
She comes up behind them and sticks her hands into Eon and Epoch's heads, making them drop the whips.
Mira: Catch, Buzz!
He grabs the whips and uses them to lasso the chlorms.
Buzz: Pretty harmless without your little toys, huh?
Era: Please, put us down!
They scream and moan as Buzz plays with them a bit, knocking them into each other.
Buzz: Maybe now you won't prey on weaker, less intelligent creatures like myself. That didn't come out right.
*later on*
The senators or boarding the chlorm ship.
XR: Okay, all aboard the senatorial express back to Capitol Planet!
Inside, Phlegmex clears his throat.
Phlegmex: Given the recent events, I may be ready to reconsider your animal rights bill, senator.
Aarfvox: We'll do lunch.
Meanwhile, outside, the chlorms are still trapped by the photon whips.
Era: Surely you won't just leave us here?
Buzz (in the driver's seat of the ship, leaning out the window that he will hopefully close when they reach space): The power cells of those whips will run out eventually.
Eon: Yeah, yeah, but our highly advanced power cells can run for weeks!
Buzz: Tough beans. To infinity and beyond!
The ship flies away.
Eon: I wonder what'll become of us now that we've failed at yet another assignment.
Epoch: [gibberish]
Era: Hmm...
Eon: Interesting...
Location: Chlorm house
The chlorm family is watching TV.
Era (narrating the TV program): The Zolve Network presents: When Lesser Beings Attack - part 4.
The TV shows clips of Booster sitting on a guard, Mira attacking Eon, and Buzz playing with the photon whips.
The End
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Nice job, Ranger! It looks pretty good and pretty true to the script of the episode. Well done.
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cool~ and ooo!ooooooooo! i wanna help out! maybe do 'Revenge of the monsters?" I could take "Nos-4-a2" too, and "Dirty Work", and "The Slayer"
i'll leave wirewolf to Fox Storm ;D all yours buddy
any other episodes you assign to me work too!
i'll leave wirewolf to Fox Storm ;D all yours buddy
any other episodes you assign to me work too!
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Be our guest! Go ahead and do those eppies.
Heh, thanks, Pythonmelon. I'll be sure to do Wirewolf to the best of my ability. I'm sure you'll do great on the episodes you want to do.
Heh, thanks, Pythonmelon. I'll be sure to do Wirewolf to the best of my ability. I'm sure you'll do great on the episodes you want to do.
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thanks ;D i should be able to get one episode a night this week, so woohoo
and thanks ^^ you'll do great on yours
and thanks ^^ you'll do great on yours
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Right back at ya!
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Pythonmelon wrote:cool~ and ooo!ooooooooo! i wanna help out! maybe do 'Revenge of the monsters?" I could take "Nos-4-a2" too, and "Dirty Work", and "The Slayer"
i'll leave wirewolf to Fox Storm ;D all yours buddy
any other episodes you assign to me work too!
It would be great if you did all those! The more people pitch in, the faster we get them all done.
I'm still working on The Main Event... I'll try to get it finished today. During the week I'll do Root of Evil.
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Here is The Main Event:
- Spoiler:
- Location: Restaurant on an alien planet
Buzz and XR are talking to the people there.
Buzz: Evil... it's everywhere. The galaxy reeks of it. I can fight it, but I can't fight it alone. I need your help. You're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Now you've gotta ask yourself one question: Do I care enough to act? Well, do you?
Everyone more or less ignores him.
Alien woman (holding up a plate of disgusting food): More Mulmar loaf, Ranger Lightyear?
Buzz: Uh... no, thank you, Ma'am. Uh... that's a lovely planet you've got here. It'd be a shame if it turned into a festering cesspool of criminal depravity.
The aliens all stare at each other in shock.
Alien woman: Oh, oh, that couldn't happen here, could it?
XR: Could that happen here? Could that happen here? Heh, heh, heh... good question. Uh, what's your guess, Buzz?
Buzz (pointing at the aliens): Could and will - unless YOU take all appropriate and necessary steps to stop it. Wake up, people! The thin green line of Space Rangers and you noble volunteers of the galaxy watch are the only thing standing between peaceful order and lawless chaos!
Alien man with radio: Ranger Lightyear! Ranger Lightyear!
Buzz: Sir?
Alien man: I'm monitoring Star Command's frequencies... uh, what's a code zeta 7?
Buzz: That's a cargo freighter in need of assistance. [turning back to the others] Now these are the rules you have to follow...
Alien man: Ranger Lightyear?
Buzz: Hold on. Now, remember, trust no one, believe nothing, and when in doubt, keep 'em out.
Alien man: Hi, uh, Ranger Lightyear, over here. What's a V class hyper bomb?
Buzz: That's top secret. Why do you ask?
Alien man: Well, Sir, I'm picking up a distress call. A ship transporting V class hyper bombs crashed on Sentilla VI.
Buzz: What?! Come on, XR, if those bombs fall into the wrong hands it could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!
He walks out, but then pops back in for a moment.
Buzz (saluting): Have a nice night.
XR: Oh, and forget you ever saw us.
The aliens all look at each other and cringe in fear.
Location: Sentilla VI
The planet is bare and rocky. Lava flows in rivers here and there, while lightning flashes in the sky. Buzz and XR are flying along. XR has a large scanner.
Buzz: Any readings on the bombs, XR?
XR: Negative, Buzz. I'm scoping but I'm not finding.
They land on a rocky outcrop above some lava.
Buzz (opening communicator): Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.
He taps the communicator, trying to get it to work.
XR: No go, Buzz. Signal's breaking up. Now, maybe if you -
Buzz (holding a finger to his lips): Shh! Shh!
He looks around, but there's nothing to see except a bolt of lightning. Buzz jumps behind XR.
Buzz: My Ranger sense is getting all tingly...
XR: I think they make a lotion for that.
Buzz: Watch out!
He pushes XR out the way just a laser beam shoots past him. Buzz and XR tumble off the outcrop while avoiding another blast. A spacebike hovers down, revealing Torque.
Torque: Tough luck, Buzzy! Those bombs are gonna be all mine!
Buzz: Guess again, Torque!
He and XR fly up.
Torque: Aw, you remember me. I'm touched, baby!
Buzz (aiming his wrist ray): I never forget a law-breaker.
They circle each other.
Torque suddenly grabs his gun and shoots at them. Buzz grabs XR and pulls him out the way.
Torque (starting his bike and flying over them): Later, Buzz mondo!
Buzz: After him, XR!
They take off after Torque, who is flying through a lava-filled valley. They fire at him, but he easily dodges. Pressing a button on his bike, Torque makes a gun pop out on the back and starts firing. One of the shots takes off XR's arm.
XR: Oh, that's the third arm this month! AHH!
He sees a rock jutting out right in front of him and isn't able to stop in time. Hitting it, his head and helmet fly off from his body.
XR's head (falling down): Get Torque! I'll be ffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!
He lands on the ground, next to a lava flow. His helmet lands around him.
XR: Just fine. Boy, you don't see this in the brochures.
Buzz: You're mine, Torque!
Torque: Ha! In your dreams, Buzz boy!
As they fly away, Rentwhistle Swack suddenly walks over the scene, as if floating.
Swack: Greetings and welcome, lovers of the unusual! I am Rentwhistle Swack, your host for the thriller on Sentilla!
The view has pulled back so that we can now see he was standing on a screen. Another screen (with spotlights shining on it) displays the writing "Thrilla on Sentilla".
Swack: A classic battle of good versus evil. Directly below us, heinous bad guy Torque [the screen underneath him displays Torque's picture] is messing it up with legendary Space Ranger, Buzz Liiiiiiightyear [Buzz's picture appears]!
Nerdy guy (Klerm) on the phone: Excuse, me you only want 40 million units? Don't waste my time.
He puts the phone down.
Klerm: I'm bored.
He snaps his finger, and a robot comes to him with a suitcase, which it puts on the floor. The suitcase turns into a computer. On the screen, a scary grey robot is blasting a defenseless robot with an XL-like body. The writing "Compuquest" appears.
Klerm: Now, pay attention, Swack. This is excitement!
Swack (unimpressed): Mr. Klerm, it's not real. Unlike the slug fest going on below us.
Klerm: It just so happens the simulated action of CompuKlerm games made me the richest man in the galaxy. That, and my revolutionary rotary dial, of course. Did I mention richest man? Anyway, I hired you to find me something better. And so far I am rather disappointed.
Swack: Give it a chance, Mr. K. With these two duking it out, there's sure to be thrills a plenty!
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz is still chasing Torque. He shoots Torque's bike, causing it to crash. Torque and the bike fall off a short embankment.
Torque: Bummer, baby.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm: Well, well, let's go down for a closer look, shall we.
Swack runs up to Klerm to stop him, because the ship is now becoming visible through the clouds.
Swack: We don't want Buzz Lightyear seeing we're here.
Location: Sentilla VI
The ship moves up just as Buzz flies past. He stops for a moment.
Buzz: Did I just see something?
Torque, meanwhile, discards his bike and presses his cloning device. Another Torque comes out his back.
Toruqe clone: Dynamite idea, Torqy. We just need a little more reach.
Torque: You got it, my friend!
More Torques appear, and they stand on each others' shoulders, trying to climb back up the cliff.
Torque clone: Hey, hey, careful of those tootsies, Torque.
Torque: How's the view up there, T?
Torque clone: Growth spurt! One more oughta do it!
Torque (pressing the cloning device): Coming at ya, baby!
Buzz comes to the edge of the cliff and peers over. He's suddenly punched by a Torque clone.
Torque (suddenly, the Torque clone seems to be the real Torque - either an animation error, or a script error): Aw, did that hurt, pony boy? Join the party, Torquilas! It swings, Jack!
Buzz groans and wakes up.
Torque: I've said it before, but this time I mean it. Bye-bye, Buzzinsky!
The Torque clones all shoot at Buzz, but he flies away just in time, resulting in them all shooting each other and disappearing.
Torque: Wha-?
Buzz lands on him, knocking him to the ground. He breaks out some hand-cuffs while Torque crawls away. Torque suddenly charges at Buzz, but Buzz slaps a cuff on his hand, flings him over, and cuffs the other hand.
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger. By the authority of the Galactic Alliance, I hereby place you -
Torque (now completely tied up): Skip it, Bubble-Head! I know the drill, baby.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is watching.
Klerm: Big wow. I mean, I've seen better fights on the schoolyard.
Swack: Hold onto your rotary, Mr. K. A much tougher opponent is on his way.
Location: Raenok ship
A Raenok is gearing up for battle. As his ship is flying along, a blast suddenly hits it, completely disabling it.
The Raenok coughs in defeat.
Location: Space
Zurg's dreadnought appears, dwarfing the Raenok ship (you've got to wonder - what does Zurg do with all that space on the ship?)
Location: Dreanought interior
Zurg is laughing evilly.
Zurg: Nobody stands in the way of the Evil! Emperor! Zurg! At least not for long. Alright, Grubs. Let's go find those hyper bombs!
Grubs: We live to serve, Evil Emperor Zurg.
Zurg: Well, you got that right, bug eyes.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm (looking at his computer): Well, perhaps I misjudged you, Swack.
Swack (bowing): Well, thank you, Sir. True, an experience like this is not cheap. But, when you retain Rentwhistle Swack, you get only the very best.
Klerm: Evil Emperor Zurg himself is on his way! This could possibly be a little bit interesting.
Swack: Right, so just settle back and - ZURG?! Ahh! Okay, we gotta get out of here! Now! Let's move! Come on, everybody! Quick like bunnies!
He tries to run away, but is pulled back by Klerm's robot.
Klerm: Nobody's going anywhere, Swack! Remember, you work for me.
Klerm laughs nerdily.
Swack (struggling to break away from Klerm's robot): Ah, well then let me be the first to say I quit! We're talking about the Evil Emperor Zurg here - with a heavy emphasis evil!
Klerm: Naturally, you'll receive a hefty bonus for delivering such top flight entertainment.
The robot spews out money. Swack sees it and settles down.
Swack: Oh... well then let the battle begin, baby!
Location: Dreadnought
Zurg is asleep in his throne.
Two grubs push another one to the front, who has the unfortunate task of awaking the emperor.
The grub clears his throat, but is suddenly grabbed by Zurg.
Zurg: Five more minutes, Ma! I don't wanna go to school! [hmm... here's a question for all you Zurg fans to ponder: did Zurg ever go to school?]
Zurg suddenly wakes up and sees he's holding the grub.
Zurg (dropping it): Ahh! What is it, grubs?!
Grub: Um... we've scanned the entire planet, a-and find no sign of the hyper bombs.
Zurg: So... they're hidden from my scanners, eh? How like Star Command!
Grub: We, uh, we did locate something else.
A hologram of Buzz appears.
Zurg: Ah... Buzz Lightyear. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, my little fruit fly. Searching for the bombs, no doubt.
Grub: Uh... we should turn around, right?
Zurg: Don't be absurd! I can get Star Command's latest weapon, and do away with Buzz Lightyear at the same time! What we in the trade call a double-dilly.
Grub: Uh, yes, that's what we meant.
Zurg: Hornets! Grubs! Prepare for a surprise attack!
Hornets and Grubs march by.
Zurg: Your search is about to end, Lightyear - oops, I mean it's your life that's about to end!
He laughs evilly.
Location: Klerm's ship
Klerm is also laughing, though in a more annoying than evil way, while watching Zurg laugh. How he manages to get footage of inside Zurg's ship, I don't know, but I'm sure Star Command would like to.
Klerm (starting to cough): More soda, Swack.
Location: Sentilla VI
XR is still lying uselessly on the ground - nothing but a head and a bowl.
XR: Hello? Hello? Helllooo? Hey! [he see his body wandering around] Divet head! Okay, try to stay with me. Now, walk towards the sound of my voice. Don't dawdle, don't veer!
The body crashes into some rocks and falls over.
XR: Real good. Hey!
He sees a hand reaching for him.
Buzz (picking up XR and holding his missing arm): Need a hand, Ranger?
XR: Buzz! Oh, man, I knew you'd come back. Well, I might have had a few minute's doubt. Moments, really! Very brief! It's not me doubting, it was the body without the head. That was the doubter. The head always knew.
By now, XR is fully re-assembled.
XR: What about Torque?
Buzz: He's all tied up at the moment.
XR (breaking out his scanner): So, back to bomb patrol?
Buzz: Negative. Jammed signal, shifting readings, no sign of the crash. Something smells like old Mulmar loaf.
Meanwhile, Zurg on his hover throne and an army of hornets are headed Buzz's way.
Buzz: It's time to return to the ship.
XR: I like your thinking, Buzz. When in doubt, flee.
Buzz: That's not what I meant.
XR: Whatever. It's still a solid plan.
Just above them, the hornet army has gathered. Buzz sees them as they fly down.
Buzz: Hornets!
XR and Buzz become surrounded. They stand back to back (XR now with a big gun) and start firing.
XR: It's hard to view this as a positive development, and I'm a very up guy!
Buzz grabs XR and flies away. The hornets follow.
Although some of them are blown up, others fire on XR and blow him to bits again.
XR (as his head falls): Not again! Come on!
Buzz (dodging blasts): Let's play follow the leader.
He flies away and the hornets go after him. Flying straight at a lavafall, Buzz turns upwards just as he's about to hit it, but most of the hornets don't react in time and crash into the lava, melting. However, two manage to avoid it and continue chasing him.
Buzz lands, and so do the hornets. He fires at a large rock behind them, which falls and crushes the robots.
Buzz: Game over!
A hornet suddenly lands on him, pushing him down. A whole ton more follow. Buzz struggles, but they have him pinned down.
Buzz (knocking a few off but still restrained): Let go!
They all point their weapons at him.
Zurg (his hover throne descending): So... Buzz Lightyear. At last I have you!
Buzz: Just do it, Zurg. I'd rather go now than listen to you gloat.
Zurg: Ready, aim, fire!
The hornets aim their weapons at Buzz, who prepares for the worst, but nothing happens.
Zurg (jumping off the throne and going up to the hornets): For those who may not have being paying attention, I said FIRE!!!
The hornets start to shake.
Zurg: This is no time for happy beat! What are you doing?! [and why is the Z on Zurg's chest inverted? ]
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is doing something with his computer.
Swack: What are you doing?
Klerm: Oh, nothing much. Just jamming Zurg's control frequency.
Swack: Ah! I see. So you can't stand to see Buzz Lightyear lose, hmm?
Klerm: Ha, please. I don't care a micron who wins or loses. I just don't want to see a knockout in the first round.
Location: Sentilla VI
The hornets are still shaking.
Zurg: Stop it! Stop it this instant! Argh!
The hornets start to walk away, still shaking.
Zurg: I'll deal with you hornets later.
He morphs his hand into a gun and turns to Buzz.
Zurg: You, I'll deal with now.
He starts shooting, but Buzz holds a hornet up as a shield.
Buzz: Getting rid of me is not that easy, Zurg.
Zurg morphs the other hand in a different gun and shoots, but Buzz throws a hornet in the way of the blast. Pieces of the hornet go flying at Zurg. Buzz, meanwhile, slips behind a rock.
Zurg (shooting a rock, trying to find Buzz): Curse you, Buzz Lightyear! [using his communicator] Grubs! Scan the planet and lock on Buzz Lightyear! You read me? Grubs? Oh, blasted cellular phone!
Location: Dreadnought
The grubs are scampering around like crazy, trying to get the ship to work.
Zurg (over the radio): What's going on?
Grub: Can't talk, Evil Emperor Zurg. Something's seized control of the ship's computer!
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is watching Zurg.
Zurg: What?!
Klerm (giggling): Oh, the big bad emperor doesn't seem so all-powerful now, does he?
Location: Dreadnought
The ship turns around and flies away while the grubs dash around in terror.
Grub: Emperor Zurg is not likely to take this well.
Location: Sentilla VI
Zurg is clenching his fists.
Zurg: Grubs!
A laser blast suddenly gets his attention.
Buzz (aiming at Zurg): Don't move a muscle - not even a hair. I'd just hate to see any harm come your way.
Zurg (pressing the Z on his chest): If anyone is to be harmed, it's you!
He takes off while Buzz fires at him.
Buzz (seeing that Zurg is getting away): Ugh!
He activates his jetpack and chases after him.
Zurg: Didn't know about the rocket boots, did you, Buzz? And I got them on sale!
Buzz: It's gonna take more than fancy footwear to save ya!
Zurg shoots at Buzz, but Buzz effortlessly dodges.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm (watching): Cool.
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz has disappeared, and Zurg is looking for him.
Buzz (coming up behind him): Looking for something?
He crashes into Zurg, knocking him to the ground. They tumble apart, while Zurg's gun rolls away. Buzz leaps to his feet as does Zurg, who strikes a ninja pose and makes (presumably) ninja noises.
Zurg: Are you familiar with the Nalthusian death grip?
Buzz: Intimately.
Zurg and Buzz jump at each other, meeting in mid air and tackling each other to the ground next to some lava.
Zurg (on top of Buzz, trying to push him in): Why resist, Lightyear? This time I've got you!
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is watching in excitement.
Klerm (practically panting): Do it! Do it!
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz looks at the lava in fear.
Zurg: Fiendishly clever, Lightyear - the way you lured me here then eliminated my defenses.
Buzz kicks him away and jumps to his feet.
Buzz: That would have been clever, except I didn't do the luring. You lured me.
Zurg: Why would I lure you here, then disable my hornets at the moment of attack?
Buzz: Wha-? How should I know! You are what Nana Lightyear would call "a strange dish".
Zurg does a ninja scream and jumps at Buzz again. They tumble around a bit, then break free of each other.
Zurg: The fact remains, I did not lure you.
Buzz: Well, I didn't lure you either.
Buzz and Zurg together: Someone else lured us both!
Location: Swack's ship
Swack is unhappy.
Swack: Oh no! Busted!
Klerm: Enough with the luring! Start hurting each other!
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz and Zurg are no longer fighting.
Buzz: Let's say someone else is responsible. Who? Why?
Zurg glances at the sky.
Buzz: What? What is it? Do you see something?
The clouds part for a moment and Zurg sees Swack's ship.
Zurg: Ah-ha.
Buzz: What? What? Tell me!
Zurg blasts off.
Buzz (activating his jetpack): Come back here, Zurg! I didn't excuse you!
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm is using his computer while Swack is terrified.
Swack: Okay! Show's over! That's it! It's that quick like bunny time again!
He begins biting his nails.
Klerm: If you'd quit your whining and direct your attention to my robot, you'll see that once again, Klerm is in control.
The robot begins to transform into the bot seen in the game.
Klerm (opening a hatch): Go get 'em, boy!
The robot flies out.
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz and Zurg are flying together.
Buzz: When this is over, you're mine.
Zurg: Not likely, Buzzy boy!
Buzz (seeing Klerm's robot headed for them): Look's like we've got company.
Zurg (shooting upwards): Lightyear's the one you want!
The robot shoots at Buzz but misses.
Zurg (flying away): I wish you luck, Buzz!
Buzz: Thanks for nothing!
He lands on a rock and the robot lands in front of him. It extends its arm and smashes in to rock just as Buzz jumps away. It then starts shooting at Buzz, who is now running.
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm: You can see my robot taking it to that Buzz Lightyear!
Swack: Yes, yes, which leaves one evil emperor unaccounted for.
Zurg (coming up behind Swack): Did someone say evil?
Swack: Oh! Hi! It's the Evil Emperor Zurg! What a pleasure. An honour, really.
Zurg (surveying the ship): Hmm... quite a setup you've got here.
He looks at the screen, which shows Buzz running from the robot.
Zurg: And that's where you watched us fight. Amazing.
Swack: I'm Rentwhistle Swack, the man responsible for the whole shabang!
He holds out his hand.
Zurg: I don't shake. Cooties, you know.
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz is firing at the robot, but the beams just bounce off. It fires at him, and he runs away. As it comes under a rocky arch, he fires at the rocks, causing them to fall on the robot. Buzz gasps when he sees its hand break out and stretch towards him. He leaps out the way next to a lava flow and has an idea. He activates his jetpack and flies away, closely followed by the robot. He flies at lavefall and does the same trick as he did with the hornets. The robot seems to fall for it and flies right into the lava.
Buzz's satisfaction is short-lived, because the robot flies out again unharmed. It then continues chasing him.
Location: Swack's ship
Zurg is watching the screen.
Zurg (talking about Klerm's computer): State of the art?
Klerm: Oh, yes. It's the CompuKlerm MX-Alpha. The finest computer in the galaxy.
He almost chokes himself laughing.
Zurg: Well... well, well, well. I hate it. And I hate you!
He smashes the computer.
Klerm (in shock): Hey, man! you broke it! It-it didn't even belong to you!
Zurg (breaking out his nerfgun): Little man, I tire of this entire exercise.
He shoots the screen. The ship begins to blow up.
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz lands on top fo the robot as it flies.
Buzz: I'm getting tired of playing games, robot!
Location: Swack's ship
Klerm (while rubble is falling on him): Oh, you're in trouble now! Nobody treats Norbet Klerm like this! Nobody! I'll send my lawyers after you! I can - I'm rich!
Zurg: No. You know, it's twerps like you that give evil a bad name. Ta-ta!
Swack: Well, what are we supposed to do now?!
Zurg (flying away): My guess would be crash!
As the ship shakes, Swack and Klerm fall down and roll through the broken screen. Klerm hangs onto Swack, who hangs onto the edge of the ship. Klerm climbs up Swack and back into the ship.
Swack: Hey! Watch it!
Location: Sentilla VI
Buzz pulls something on the robot, and it reverts to its former self - which can't fly. As it falls, Buzz turns around and sees Zurg flying away from an exploding ship.
Buzz: Zurg is getting away! But there could be innocent people onboard that craft - craters! Zurg will have to wait.
He flies to the ship and grabs Swack and Klerm. The ship then crashes. Buzz flies away with the two men, almost dropping Klerm at one point. He eventually lands safely and puts them down.
Swack (hugging Buzz): Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Buzz: Well, well, well, Rentwhistle Swack. I thought I smelled a rat.
Klerm: Well, you sure took your sweet time saving us, and you almost dropped me! I'm going to have you brought up on charges! I know the president of the Galactic Alliance personally!
Buzz: Uh... who are you?
Klerm: Norbert Klerm, founder of CompuKlerm, and the richest man in the galaxy! Did I mention richest? Anyway, by the time my lawyers get through with you, you'll be pounding sand in the Outback Quadrant!
Buzz: You're starting to get on my nerves. Lucky for you, I'm a Space Ranger.
Swack: Hey, I'm not.
He leaps onto Klerm and starts attacking him.
Meanwhile, XR arrives, holding one of his legs but otherwise complete.
XR (the leg he's carrying is suddenly in a different arm): What's with them?
Buzz: I'll break it up - when I get around to it.
XR (his leg suddenly in the other arm again - darn these animation errors!): Well, so what about the bombs?
Buzz: I'll tell you all about it on the way home, XR.
The fight is still continuing.
XR (pointing to them): Uh, Buzz...?
Buzz: Just a little longer.
The End
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cool! i'll start The Slayer today~
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I can volunteer to also do Star Smasher, Ancient Evil, Large Target and Shape Stealer, if no one else volunteers! I still call dibs on Wirewolf, though.
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I'm fixing up the transcript for Gravitina. I didn't even notice there was innuendo in the first 30 seconds of the episode until just now...
Re: Episode Transcripts
Well, it certaintly took me long enough, but heres the slayer! (Its the first time I've done a transcript, so if i did something wrong please point it out.)
- Spoiler:
- The Slayer
Location: Star command corridor
Buzz (looking around door with binoculars): Team leader to Beta squadron, are you in position?
Location: Ventilation duct
XR: Roger Team Leader, We’re in position. We’re going in.
Location: Corridor
Buzz: He’s not going to get away this time. (Pulls binoculars away from eyes and speaks into wrist communicator.) Remember rangers, stick to the plan. Be persistent and keep focused on the goal. Ready, ready target is almost vulnerable. On my mark. Go go go!
Someone presses the button to open the door, and Commander Nebula is swarmed by junior rangers waving boxes of cookies at him.
Commander Nebula: What? (Falls down.) Who let these little space scamps in here?
XR knocks out the ventilation cover and slides down on a rope.
Commander Nebula: Uh, let me think about that. NOOO! (Commander kicks off children.)
The children walk away sadly as Buzz comes in.
Junior ranger in front (Holds up box of cookies.): He won’t buy any cookies.
Buzz: Hmmm… I was sure hitting him after dinner would work.
XR: yeah! Mission Dessert Storm never fails.
Commander Nebula: Ha! I eat my dessert first. That’s how I maintain my girlish figure. Let this be a lesson to you Junior Space Rangers; always know your customer.
Buzz: But it was a good effort. (Salutes to Junior Rangers.) Group dismissed!
The children salute back to Buzz.
Buzz: Alright Junior Rangers, go out there and make me proud.
The junior rangers leave.
XR: Oh oh oh! Push the macaroons! We’ve got overstock.
Commander Nebula and XR walk up to Buzz.
Commander: Buzz, we’ve got a situation. Several days ago that energy vampire Nos-4-a2 escaped from prison planet PC-7.
XR: escaped huh? Ha-ha, well there’s only one ranger for this job ye-uh.
Commander: Yeah. Buzz we’ve got a solid lead on his whereabouts: Trade world.
Buzz: Blast! Energy vampire buffet.
Location: Loading docks.
Buzz and XR are walking down the dock and pass a cleaning bot.
Buzz (Opens wrist communicator.): Booster, Mira, come in-
XR: Buzz, Buzz (Pushes Buzz back.) It’s me, XR (Puts out energy -suction cup things.) The brave little ranger who powered down Nos-4-a2 with a flick of his fingers.
XR flicks out his arms and drains the power out of the cleaning bot. He pulls back his hands and blows on the fingers, than waves dismissively.
XR: We don’t need Booster and Mira. I’ll break his circuits and have us back in time for tonight’s poker game.
Buzz: Gambling in Star Command?
XR: Er, uh… yeah… But not for long! Hehehe Tonight I’m going to bust this thing, what’s it called? Eh, Poker? Bust it wide open!
Location: Space
Star Cruiser 42 flies away from star command.
XR: Don’t you worry I’ll clean up this whole place.
Location: inside 42
XR (Arms crossed.) : If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s gambling! I’ll lay you seven to one odds there’ll be no more poker after tonight, huh?
XR drops several poker chips onto the floor accidentally.
Buzz: Pick up the poker chips XR.
Location: Trade world
Moving down from the street we are shown trash pickers sifting through a pile of garbage. Two men are shown beating on a soda machine.
Man with purple skin: Come one, machine, give, give! I’m thirsty!
Machine: Beat it ya free loaders!
The soda machine emits a shockwave defense system and the men fall off. It stomps away into an alley.
Machine: No coin drop no soda pop!
Man with purple skin: There ya dope, you said vendbots were easy!
Machine (Walking into alley.): Oh man the wife was right, I should have been an ATM. Well lighted, good locations, Bank holidays!
Nos-4-a2 comes down from above and lands in front of the Vending Machine, wings spread.
Nos-4-a2: I thirst for juice!
Machine: Beat it ya freeloader!
Nos-4-a2: Right you are… (Nos roars, lunging at the bot.)
Machine (Shaking.): Ahhh…. Hey, regular or diet?
The machine shoots soda cans at Nos. The energy vampire flinches and backs up, dodging and grabbing at the cans. He roars again.
Machine: Shock wave defense system ya freak!
The machine fire the defense system again and Nos swallows the shock waves.
Nos-4-a2 (Licking lips.): Mmmm… Lovely. (Lights up with power.) Extra supple.
Machine: WAAAAAH!!! *runs away*
Nos spreads his wings and chases the vending machine. He grabs the machine and bites it, draining its energy. The machines eyes go dark. A shadow rises behind them and prepares to fire a Plazooka. Nos turns in fear and the girl fires. Nos flies off and she fires again, blasting a whole in the wall and revealing a bathing woman.
Woman (Holds up scrub brush.): Aaah!
Nos continues to retreat and the girl fires again, taking out a bridge.
Nos: You again! Well, street punk, I just got a bright idea!
The energy vampire flies up the side of a building and bounces off the front of a billboard and drains it, then turns for an attack on the girl, shooting energy from his hands. The girl ducks and continues to shoot at him, taking out a wall and showing a counterfeit money plot. Nos-4-2 disappears into the distance.
Girl: You can fly, but you can’t hide.
Location: Alley (Later)
The soda machine is being loaded into an ambulance shuttle. XR and Buzz are watching with the machine’s wife.
Buzz (Places hand onto the machine.): Who did this to you?
Machine: The guy… big fangs. It was… horrible.
XR is patting the machine’s wife sympathetically.
Washing machine (Sobbing): He was such a good bot! Why would anyone want to do this to him? Always giving free drinks to the kids!
XR (Nodding sadly.): They don’t make them like that anymore.
Washing machine: So reliable! Five years without a service call, and now this! (Breaks down into sobs.) Who would do such a thing?!
XR: Nos-4-a2.
The ambulance finishes loading the vending machine into the back and flies off.
Buzz (Looking at the holes in the wall.): Odd. A vending bot couldn’t have put up this much resistance.
XR uses his scanner to check a puddle.
XR: Im detecting Plazooka residue, and also residue from… (Jerks scanner out of the puddle.) DyuuuOkay! Shouldn’t use this thing in an ally…
Buzz: Hmmm… Plazooka residue. That kind of weaponry isn’t standard issue for a soda machine. Or the energy vampire… Looks like we’ve got ourselves another player.
Location: Trade world
Buzz and XR are riding motorcycles.
Buzz: you’re sure you’re looking for the right frequency?
XR: Please, I know Nos-4-a2’s current lie the back of my own hand. (Waves hand and it comes flying off.) Well, the back of that hand. (Pulls new hand out.) I’m not sure if this one’s a right or a left. (Puts on hand and waves it back and forth.)
They pass directly under Nos-4-a2 on the bikes and continue on.
Nos: Little one… we meet again. (Spreads wings) Lovely.
Nos takes off and follows the rangers.
XR: I’m picking up a lot of signatures but not Nos-4a2’s.
Buzz: This planet’s one big ball of energy. One source is going to be tough, XR.
Nos-4-a2 flies past behind Buzz. He turns.
Buzz: XR? (Sees empty motorbike.)
XR (Being carried away by Nos-4-a2.): I think I’ve got a very strong lead on him!
Buzz turns the bike around and follows them.
Location: Building rooftop
Nos-4-a2 (Drops XR onto the roof.): We must stop meeting like this. People will talk- of your demise! (Pokes XR on the top of the head and laughs evilly.)
XR: Actually an evil gloating moment, while always good fun, is really out of place here, because it’s time for YOUR demise. (Points at Nos-4-a2 and extends suction cups.) Remember these? (Doing ninja moves) Yah! Wah! He-yah!
XR places his hands on the energy vampire’s chest, and nothing happens.
XR: aah.. Ok.
Nos sends a wave of energy down XR’s arms, knocking him off.
Nos-4-a2: Hahaha! (Pointing at chest.) I’ve installed a randometer in my power grid. The effect is positively wicked, isn’t it? Hahahahaha!
XR (Sitting up): You now, you were right, this is the perfect time for an evil gloating moment, take all the time you need! Eating me can wait.
Buzz pulls up behind them, and as Nos-4-a2 moves in he points at the energy vampire with his wrist laser.
Buzz: Eat this, Nos-4-a2!
He blasts the vampire away and XR stands up and rockets away. Nos-4-a2 is tumbling down off the side of the building but spreads his wings and chases XR. Buzz follows them. XR and Nos pass an elderly woman, spinning her, but Buzz stops just in time to let her pass.
Elderly woman: Oh, thank you for stopping young man.
Buzz: You do have the right of way ma’am- if you could just utilize it more quickly
Elderly woman: Sonny, at my age you’ve got to be careful of those G- forces.
The woman passes ahead and Buzz resumes his chase.
Buzz: Craters! Lost ‘em
Location: Trade world
XR is flying away from Nos-4-a2. He looks back and sees the energy vampire gaining on him.
XR (Turns back to the path ahead and sees a truck fly into his path.): Aaah! (Eyes popping out of head.)
He evades the truck by banking upward, but loses his jetpack against a bridge.
XR (falls out of midair, bounces off the top of a car): Ooh! That was a fender!
XR grabs onto a bridge and keeps falling but snaps upward, sending himself flying. Nos-4-a2 grabs him out of the air and sets him on the roof.
XR: Oh, Thanks pal! Ya know what- Dah! (Realizes that he was grabbed by Nos-4-a2.)
Nos: Now, where were we before we were so rudely interrupted? Oh yes (Places hand on XR’s head) I was having my revenge on you for putting me in that dreadful prison.
XR: They but you in the dreadful prison? Wait, no, I clearly specified that they put you in the really nice prison!
Nos-4-a2 attacks XR and bites him.
XR: Okay, you’re on my leg.
A Plazooka blast knocks XR and Nos apart, blasting a hole in the billboard behind them
XR: Gah!
Girl: Hope you enjoyed your last meal.
Nos-4-a2 climbs out from behind the busted billboard and flies away and the girl fires again, but misses and destroys part of the wall. She runs to the building’s edge in time to see him fly into a sewer. She runs over to XR and opens his chest. A red light is blinking and beeping, and the battery level is shown at zero.
Girl: Oh no! He’s flat lining!
Location: Trade world rooftop
Buzz pulls over onto the roof and stops, getting off and going up to the girl.
Buzz: Step away from that robot! Looting is a crime.
Girl (Going through XR’s interior.): I’m not looting, I’m looking for his auxiliary reboot switch. Whatever happened to putting the buttons on the front?
Buzz (Noticing the Plazooka she has laid aside): A Plazooka. So you’re the one who took on Nos-4-a2.
Girl: Somebody has to.
Buzz: You leave law enforcement to the pros little lady.
Girl (standing up.) : This bot needs a reboot before his memory files are lost! (Picks up Plazooka) I’ve got a charger back at my place.
Buzz picks up XR and they get onto his motorcycle. They take off.
Buzz: Which way?
Girl: To the bad side of town.
Buzz: Could you be more specific?
Girl: Turn left.
Location: Trade world, Seedy Hotel rooftop
Girl (Showing off makeshift house.): Welcome to the penthouse.
Buzz: Sarcasm, and in one so young.
Girl: Let’s get to work.
Buzz (Setting XR onto the bed): You said you had a charger unit.
Girl (Pulling charger from inside a duct.): Duh, I don’t keep it out in the open. (Sets charger on the bed.) Do you know how many unibucks this thing would get on the black market?
Buzz: A child shouldn’t even know what a black market is.
Girl (Rubbing charger handles together): Are you for real? This is Trade world. (Uses the charger on XR.)
XR (Sits up suddenly.): Whoa! Stop the juice! Buzz? Where are we? (Points at girl.) Who’re you?
Girl: Savvy. Savvy SL2.
Buzz: Peculiar last name.
Savvy: Not if your parents are robots.
XR (Looking at a photo of Savvy’s parents.): So you’re an android. Man, nice exoskin. (Pinches Savvy’s cheeks.) That synthetic acne looks so real.
Savvy (pushing away XR’s hand.): I’m not an android, I’m adopted.
Buzz: Ah.
Savvy (Holding photo and talking to XR.): You remind me of my father. You have his eyes. (Turns over photo and shows XR) CP22 series? But now I’m an orphan again thanks to that energy vampire.
XR (Turns around and notices a mechanical thing): Hey what’s this?
The thing creates an arc of energy and it wraps around XR’s head.
XR: Feeling… weak… Energy… draining (Tries to pull away from energy field) Ooooh I see a starship a’ comin’, it’s a’ comin’ for me…
Savvy (Grabs XR and pulls him away.): Get away from that! It emits a power absorption field. I made it to use on that energy vampire and it doesn’t have any effect on him.
XR: Oh, tell me about it. Lousy randometer thing. Why didn’t I see it coming?
Buzz: Maybe because you had, uh, never heard of it before?
XR: Possibly.
Savvy: A randometer! Duh! So I just have to plug this directly into his randometer to finish him off! If that’s what it takes.
Buzz: What’s your plan?
Savvy: Find him, slay him.
Buzz: An attack without a plan is a plan for failure.
Savvy: Oh, here’s one for you; sitting around talking doesn’t stop the bot killer. Let’s roll.
XR: Good idea, you two have fun. I’ll stay here and recuperate, do some light housekeeping.
Buzz (Holds up a fist.): XR, don’t you hunger for a rematch?
Savvy: Come on! A family that slays together, stays together.
XR (holds up hand.): You’re right! This space ranger will not be afraid! Nos-4-a2 is goin’ down! To victory! (Waves hand around and it comes flying off.)
Someone below: Aah!
XR: Got any duct tape?
Location: Trade world, sewer entrance.
Buzz (Running finger through a puddle.): Servo fluid. He’s wounded. Looks like you almost nailed him Savvy. Follow this trail and you might get to finish the job.
Savvy: Just stay out of my way.
Savvy begins to walk into the sewer. Buzz and XR follow, and Buzz peeks back out and checks to make sure that the motorcycle’s alarm is on. XR turns on his eyes as the turn a corner and illuminates a robot graveyard.
XR: I picked up the trail. (Lights fall on dead bots.)
Savvy: That monster. He’s been here.
Buzz: It’s a robot graveyard.
XR: Yep, We’re getting close. More close than I need, people. (Rattling noise. XR looks down and sees that the nose is his shaking legs.)
Buzz (Places a hand on XR’s shoulders.): XR, would you like a moment of silence to honor your fellow robots?
XR: Uh, yeah, that would be appropriate, huh? (Places hands together for a second and looks down at feet.) Okay moments over let’s get out of here!
XR runs ahead of Buzz and Savvy, who follow, watching their step.
XR (stops before falling off pipe’s edge.): Uuuh! If this motif doesn’t scream ‘Evil lair’ I don’t know what does.
Camera down, showing a coffin- shaped ship and more dead robots. Savvy looks around and then jumps from her pipe to the floor, ready with the power absorber. Buzz and XR descend with their jetpacks.
Buzz: Looks like Nos-4-a2 has been busy building, uh, whatever that is.
XR (holding up busted servo pump.): He’s been busy replacing his servo pump too.
Savvy: Which means he’s out there feeding on more helpless robots. (Begins to leave.)
Buzz: Savvy wait you don’t even know where to look for him!
Savvy: I now it’s a waste of time to stay down here.
Buzz: Ugh, she’s got a lot of growing up to do.
Newspaper vendor: Hey… over here... (XR approaches to help.) Energy vampire… You must… stop
XR: Yes, yes, we’re working on that.
Newspaper vendor: Metro… page… (Opens and spits out newspapers)
Buzz removes one of the papers and reads over it.
XR (Spots photo of woman on the cover page.): Ooooh the Miss Trade world finals are today! We’re goin’, right?
Buzz (Stands up.): That’s it! (Page is shown) New crystallic fusion reactor to go online today.
Location: New crystallic fusion reactor
XR: You sure he’s not going to be at the Miss Trade world finals?
Buzz: He’ll go for the main reactor. When he does I’m going to reverse the flux of the gravimetric particle inverter and suck all the power out of ‘im.
XR: My plan was to hit him while he was distracted by the swimsuit competition. (Cocks eyebrows.) Tell him he’s a judge?
Faint roaring sound in the background.
Buzz: He’s here. (Looks up and sees Nos-4-a2 flying overhead.)
Nos-4-a2 lands on the reactor and crawls down the side, searching for the main power grid. Buzz and XR watch from their hiding place. XR is shaking with fear. The energy vampire tears the door marked ‘High voltage’ off the reactor. There is a huge glowing green fusion crystal behind the door. Savvy watches from behind, between some pipes. She climbs over the pipes and jumps after him for the attack. XR and Buzz gasp in surprise and Nos turns to see Savvy flying at him. He turns around to attack and Buzz comes from behind the reactor.
Buzz: Savvy no!
Savvy holds out the energy absorber and the field surrounds Nos-4-a2. He backs off, waving his hands, in the direction of the rangers. Buzz opens his mouth in disbelief and sees the randometer start up, beeping and flashing. Nos shakes off the field. The reverse effect blasts Savvy backwards. He leaps at her and Buzz runs towards them.
XR (Staying behind): I’ll cover your back so far it’s safe no one attacking from back here yell if you need me all clear. I could make a coffee run.
Buzz tackles Nos-4-a2. A cloud of dust goes up and Buzz stands up off the ground.
Nos (Eyes glowing from within dust cloud.): Hunger…
Savvy watches as the energy vampire carries Buzz out of the cloud and knocks her over.
Nos: Must feed….
Nos begins draining the power from Buzz’s suit. Savvy gasps and XR is shaking uncontrollably.
Buzz (Suit still being drained): Suit losing power…
Nos-4-a2 (Lets go): Yes… Yes! Hahahahaha!
Nos-4-a2 throws Buzz to the ground and grabs XR. He flies away as Savvy watches. Buzz is lying on the ground, twitching back and forth.
Location: New fusion reactor, Trade world
Buzz has gotten out of his suit and is standing with Savvy, watching his suit continue twitching.
Buzz: That’s just great! Now that Nos-4-a2s bitten my suit, he can control it, and we have no time for me since XR is on the menu again!
Savvy: Are you saying it’s my fault?!
Buzz: Well little lady if you hadn’t rushed in without thinking I’d be booking Nos-4-a2 right now!
Savvy: Sorry, I was just trying to help.
Buzz: Ah. You could learn a few things in the junior space rangers. Like patience and planning.
Savvy: Okay Mr. Planning, what do we do next?
Buzz: Hmm… Well, maybe I could bypass the circuits he bit into and recharge my suit somehow.
Savvy (Motions towards suit.): What suit?
Buzz looks away and realizes that his suit has disappeared.
Savvy: You could learn a thing or two about watching your back.
Buzz (Walks to his motorcycle): Augh, the keys, they’re in my suit! With my wallet, my badge, and my paycheck! I got to get direct deposit…
Savvy (Walks up to motorcycle): I’ll hotwire it.
Buzz: How does a kid your age know how to hotwire a vehicle? That is not something you’d learn in the junior space rangers, little lady.
Savvy (Hotwiring the bike.): Yeah, I’d learn useful things like how to sell cookies.
The motorcycle starts up and they fly away.
Buzz: Craters. Without my ranger suit I’m weaponless.
Savvy: Stop by my place I’ll lend you my Plazooka.
Buzz: That is not a legal firearm in this sector.
Savvy: What choice do you have?
Buzz: Breaking the law is never a choice.
Savvy: This is Trade world. You’re such a tourist.
Location: Trade world sewers.
Nos-4-a2 is carrying XR through the sewers.
XR: Nice flight. When does the beverage service start? Hehehe I get a last meal, don’t I?
Nos: You are the last meal.
XR: Oh, you don’t want to do that. You know airline food, bleah!
Location: Outside the Trade world sewers
Buzz and Savvy land the motorcycle and enter the sewers. Buzz stops.
Savvy: What are you doing?
Buzz (Putting parts together.): Instead of using and illegal weapon I will construct one from spare parts. Do you see a photon gyro trigger anywhere?
Savvy begins looking around but stops, gasping.
Buzz (Spots trigger beside her foot.): Oh good you found one! (Comes over and picks it up.) This one will do. (Looks over Savvy’s shoulder.)
Savvy (Crying.): These are my… parents.
Both look down on Savvy’s parents. Buzz places a hand on her shoulder.
Buzz: I’m sorry Savvy.
Savvy: Time to get even. (Holds up energy absorber and walks through the sewer.)
Buzz: You can’t take on Nos-4-a2 alone. Work with me- I have a plan.
Savvy (Turns to him.): It better be good.
Buzz: I’m a ranger. We’re always good.
Location: Nos-4-a2’s lair
Nos arrives, carrying XR. He flies down to the bottom of the lair and drops him. XR backs away in fear.
Nos-4-a2: Now I will have my revenge. I’m going to drain your energy slowly, so that you feel every amp as it leaves your body. (Grabs XR’s helmet and runs hands up and down it.) Then as you’re nearly offline (Lets go.) I will recharge you and do it all over again! (Evil laughter.)
XR: Well I have to admit you’ve got this revenge thing down.
Nos-4-a2 extends is fangs and picks up XR, but ducks as a shot is fired and narrowly misses his head. He gets back up and crosses his arms.
Buzz (Standing at entrance with gun in hand.): Why don’t you pick on someone your own voltage?
Nos-4-a2: Might I please have my revenge? Is that too much to ask? (Notices XR trying to sneak away and grabs him.) Really? Is it? (Presses face close to XR’s.) I mean come on!
XR: Looks like it is! (Sticks out tongue and hides head in body.)
Buzz: Put- (Gun falls apart. He turns around quickly to repair it.) Put down that robot ranger!
Nos tosses XR away and shrugs. XR lands in a pile of scrapped machinery. Buzz jumps down to the floor. Nos holds his hands up in the air, lighting up with power. The electricity strikes the fallen bots and they rise.
Nos-4-a2: Rise my children! Do my bidding! (The machines walk right past Buzz and approach the vampire.)
Nos-4-a2: No not me you undead automatons, him! (Points at Lightyear and the other bots turn to look at him.)
The undead robots attack Buzz and he blasts them one by one with his makeshift gun. A hand crawls up his shoulder and he throws it onto the face of another robot. XR watches from a hiding place and Nos-4-a2 drops in behind him.
Nos (Picks XR up by his hand.): Come with me, my little tin of snack chips! (Scratches at XR’s chin.)
XR: Why does your hand never fly off when you want it to?
Buzz is still fighting off the robots when a blast from his suit flies by his head. The suit keeps shooting and takes out the other robots while Buzz dodges. The top of Nos-4-a2’s coffin ship opens and he approaches with XR.
XR: Hey, thanks for the lift, but I can catch a cab. Looks a little tight for two anyway-
Nos stuffs XR into the coffin and gets in. Savvy comes in and sees Nos press a button to start the ship. Rockets start on the bottom of the coffin. The lid slowly begins to close. Savvy jumps down from the ledge and knocks over a robot. The lid jams and Nos-4-a2 oils it. The lid begins to close again. Savvy runs up to the coffin and realizes that her energy absorber won’t puncture the randometer.
Savvy: uh oh… (Picks up rock.)
Savvy smashes the energy absorber into his randometer with the rock.
Nos (Roaring and squirming in pain.): You could have at least hit the adapter. Engine draining- I see a white starship a Comin’. It’s Comin’ for me!
Savvy: Time to power down Nos-4-a2. Permanently.
Nos-4-a2’s eyes go dark and he falls backwards into the coffin again.
Savvy (Looking over edge.): Whoooo…
Nos bolts upright suddenly, but is still dead. Savvy flicks him and he falls over again. The machines collapse around Buzz, who was wrestling with his ranger suit.
XR (Jumps out of ship.): Boy am I glad he went with the slow closing mysterious coffin hatch instead of the fast slam with a whoosh hatch.
Savvy: Thanks for distracting Nos-4-a2. Couldn’t have done it without you.
Buzz: See what you can do with a little patience and planning?
Savvy: Maybe there are some things I haven’t learned on the streets. Do you think the junior space rangers would take me?
Buzz: Hmm… how do you feel about selling cookies?
Location: Star Command
The LGMs are operating a claw, which places a large glowing metal box onto the ground in front of Savvy and Buzz. It lifts up again, and there stands Savvy’s parents. Savvy looks up at Buzz hopefully. The robots start up.
Savvy’s dad: Where are we? What happened?
LGMs: They’re alive! They’re alive!
Savvy (Runs up and hugs her father.): I thought I’d lost you forever.
Buzz: The LGMs are miracle workers. Thanks guys.
LGMs: Ooooh praise!
Savvy’s mom: Say, where’s my photon gyro trigger? Oh, I’d forget my head if it weren’t screwed on.
Buzz (Pulls trigger from behind back): Well, would you look at that, I just happen to have it. (Hands trigger to savvy’s mom, smiling embarrassedly.)
Commander Nebula (Walking up behind everyone.): Lightyear! XR! Nice job with the energy vampire.
Buzz: Thank you sir, but we couldn’t have done it without Savvy.
Commander Nebula: Oh, right, our newest recruit. Uh, nice work Junior Ranger.
Savvy: The names Savvy and you owe me something.
Commander: Alright, (Pulls money out of pocket.) Here’s the dough for the cookies.
XR: She sold you?! You’ve never bought cookies before!
Commander: I tell ya the kids tough. Real officer material. (Buzz looks at Savvy, who is counting her money, and smiles.)
End of episode. Credits roll.
Pythonmelon
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Re: Episode Transcripts
Looks good! I'm ashamed to say I still haven't finished Root of Evil. Been a bit busy lately with other projects.
Ranger-Nova
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Re: Episode Transcripts
thanks! i probably wont finish 'Nos-4-a2" for a while because the teachers are killing us this time of year. Ya know...essays, science fair, blah
Pythonmelon
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Kind of the same reason I haven't finished "Gravitina". It takes a while to write out all the action. :S I got two weeks left, so I might as well focus on my assignments! *continues being lazy despite that*
Re: Episode Transcripts
Yeah, the action is the worst part. Dialogue is okay, because you just write down everything they say, but with action you actually have to find a way to describe all the stuff that's going on. I tend to only explain the barest minimum necessary to understand what's going on. Your Torque Armada transcript was much better written. I'm sure Gravitina will be great.
Ranger-Nova
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Re: Episode Transcripts
The only reason "The Torque Armada" was so detailed was because I initially wrote it for the BLoSCWiki! I never completed it and had it up there half-finished because of the amount of time and detail I was putting into it. I was planning to slooowly plod through doing transcripts for all the episodes myself, but then you popped up and I was happeh! It gave me the motivation to finish the transcript up and post it!
All of us pitching in to do transcripts will save tons of time in the long run, regardless of how detailed they are. Sprucing them up for the wiki can come later... I really loved your transcripts as well~
All of us pitching in to do transcripts will save tons of time in the long run, regardless of how detailed they are. Sprucing them up for the wiki can come later... I really loved your transcripts as well~
Re: Episode Transcripts
Like you guys, I haven't had much free time recently, so my transcript for The Lightyear Factor is coming along rather slowly. I'm barely at the part when Zurg first enters the alternate universe!
Anyway, I'm happy to continue producing transcripts after this one - like you say Steel, all of us doing them will save loads of time!
Anyway, I'm happy to continue producing transcripts after this one - like you say Steel, all of us doing them will save loads of time!
Olivus Prime
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Re: Episode Transcripts
yeah, the action kills me. sometimes the dialogue is difficult to get. i mean, i had to watch some places four or five times before i got what people were saying in 'The Slayer' because someone was either getting electrocuted of blown up all the time.
Pythonmelon
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Re: Episode Transcripts
There are still a few words in some of my transcripts that I couldn't get. Usually it's something Zurg says. He mumbles way too much.
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Re: Episode Transcripts
yeah... and XR gives me trouble too. He's always either mumbling or getting blown up~ =.=
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Re: Episode Transcripts
There have been a number of occasions where he starts mumbling something to himself (usually complaining about something) and I just write down as much I can understand before he gets to incomprehensible
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